FUCK!
Holy shit, this is way harder than the original.
This is like 2 sec- This is the beginning of the
fucking level and it's like
double spikes, triple spikes,
fucking shit you gotta jump over.
It's fast as fuck too.
Goddamn it!
Come on you fuck
Come on you fuck! (x2)
Jump- GODDAMN IT!
MOTHERFUCKER!
I always fuck up that last part!
By 'last part', I mean the end of the very first
fucking part of the fucking game!
Ok, you got this.
You got this, you square motherfucker.
You jump over that-
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!
GODDAMN IT!
You motherfucker! Every time!
This game starts to fuck with you, man.
Fuck!
Come on you fuck.
AHH! SHIT!
Why am I playing this?
Why am I playing this again?
I'm like an abused spouse.
I just keep coming back for more.
It's ok, baby. This game's gonna love me!
I'm sorry, it was me!
I shouldn't've jumped on that spike,
it was my fault!
IT WAS MY FAULT!
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!
Here we go
Here we go (x2)
Here we go (x3)
Here we go (x4)
Jump over it.
Ohh, it's getting bette-
AHHHHHH!
FUCK! I ALWAYS JUMP THERE!
SON OF A BITCH!
It's such a pain in the ass
when you have to fucking drop!
Ohh
Ohh!! (x2)
OHHH! (x3)
OHHHH (x4) HE BOSHED UP!
NOO!
FUCK!
Fu- Ah- Ku- What the- Ah! (Choking noises)
Ugh!! Fucking Christ!
Finally!
Yeah, this is fucking easy!
What the shit?
It wasn't hard enough?
Well, I'm gonna fuck thIS UP-
FUCK!
And you know what you gotta do?
You gotta do it all the fuck over again!
FUCK!
Alright, so in an effort to actually SEE some of this
fucking game, let's use the goddamn checkpoints.
I fuck- great
Great first fucking checkpoint, moron.
FUCK!
Goddamn it!
OH MY GOD!
Yeah, checkpoints, they'll get you the end
and kill you 500 times more.
The fucking checkpoints just might be as- as frustrating as the goddamn game itself!!
Oh my GOD!
JUMP OVER THE FUCKING TWO SPIKES!
AHH! (Hits desk)
I got this.
Look at this!
I- I can't fucking play the game right side up!!
What the fuck makes you think I'm capable of doing this shit?!
Goddamn it!
Fuck!
Gaah!
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST with the gravity,
it's like I'm fucking playing McKids!!
OH I GOT A MEDAL UNLOCKED!?
THAT'S PROBABLY FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING ATTEMPTS!
Congratulations, you FUCKING SUCK!
(Bangs desk several times)
I can't-
I ca- (x2) I can't- (x3)
I can't- (x4)
I can't- (x5)
I ca- (x6)
He won't jump.
He won't fucking jump!
HE WON'T JUMP OFF THE SECOND BLOCK!-
Oh he- did it that time.
WE'RE USING PRACTICE MODE.
We should be able to beat the FUCKING level!
YOU'RE MAKING A GODDAMN FOOL OUTTA YOURSELF!
I don't have an education high enough to qualify
me to beat this fucking thing.
I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?!
I like how the music just stopped,
it's stopped.
It's like, you suck so hard,
you've played so long,
we ran out of music, we're not even going to loop it again!
Fuck you.
Suffer in silence.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
You're no good,
And you're a worthless fucking person to humanity,
You contribute nothing
Go back to your fucking rock that you live under
and NEVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN,
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
D-AGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
FUCK YOU!
MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES!