- [Ernie] One, two, three, four, five!
(string bass)
- I'm Ernie. Come on in!
(jazz music)
So, these are the fluffy pillows. Hyng, boing!
Boing, boing.
And this is for the TV.
- It's a controller.
Paddycake, paddycake, baker's man.
Welcome to Ernie Talks, and we're gonna make
a giant salad that looks like any food.
Come on!
Welcome to the kitchen!
This is where all my forks are.
Look what I also have. Tada!
- It's just a knife.
Slice, slice, slice, slice.
(sword swings)
And that is the bunny statue and the bowl full of apples.
- If you have an apple each day, then you'll get healthy.
Tada!
Oh my God.
This is my fridge and the apple juice.
And then there's the grapes.
This is asparagus.
- Nope!
Tada!
The list. I need to do everything on my list
before I can watch something.
- Not everyday.
(cat meows)
And also...
Kapowee! The moving cat laser!
(cat meows) (electronic dance music)
Here cat, you can play over here.
You know, if you juggle my shirt three times,
I'll turn into something.
- Psssst... I turned to a cat!
- [Adult] (gasps)
(cat meows) - [Computer] Does not compute.
Does not compute. Does not compute.
- Come on! We're going to my room!
(upbeat music)
(Ernie grunts)
Da-dee-dee!
This is just a normal compass,
but I found it at the compass stores.
I was going for nature walk, and...
I was eventually almost
killed by a crocodile.
- Like, a lot. This one's Harry Potter.
That one is Harry Potter. This one is Harry Potter.
Does anyone wanna read it to me?
- Okay, okay. We'll see.
Tada, my underpants (laughs)
Alexa, play The Lion King
- [Alexa] Playing The Lion King by various artists.
("Circle of Life" plays)
- Alexa, stop!
Hey, wanna see something really cool?
Watch this! (pencil sharpener buzzes)
I made this myself.
It's called a pencil sharpener.
(pencil sharpener buzzes)
I sharpened every pencil, I did, to test my inventions.
- It went great. (pencil sharpener buzzes)
Test!
(scary music)
- Okay! (taps pencil) Up we go! To the attic!
Ready? Come on.
Dun-dun da-dahh!
The attic is up there!
Let's go in and see them.
- (grunts) I'll get my stool.
(laughs) (grunts)
- Yes!
- Kay!
- Is it okay if one of the grown-ups pulls down the ladder?
- Oh, hello.
(Adults laugh)
Yeah, go ahead.
(scary music)
- Now, hold on!
Oof, the monsters live up there.
- Pull it down, pull it down, (mumbles) looser and a down.
(dramatic drum beat)
- It's okay!
(cat meows)
Come on, let's go!
- Please go first. Ack!
(footsteps)
- I need to get up there!
(Mike screams)
- Oh my God!! (screams)
How come you're putting it up, Dada?
(scary music)
(Ernie screams)
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Welcome to my bathroom.
This is where the magic happens.
- You go pee, wee, and poop, and this is for wiping.
Now onto the laundry room.
I'd step away from that basket, I think it's full of poop.
(cat meows)
- Mommy and Daddy's room!
Da-dun-da-dun-dun-da-dun
(jazz music)
- These books.
- My books? (laughs)
- Yeah - Super weird.
- That's the snorkel they use for sleeping.
Okay, I'll show you how it works.
(laughs) Your nose! (laughs)
- [Jenny] No, not like that.
- (laughs) Okay, that's how it works.
Cheeoof
That was when they got married,
and do you remember this time?
- Right when it was Christmas.
I see a Christmas Tree, ornaments, dumb squad,
you know everything! Hiya! (laughs)
(Jenny and Ernie laugh)
Go back to bed.
- Okay, alright.
- I showed you my house.
I showed you monsters in the attic.
I showed you picking my nose.
I'm gonna show my (laughs) mom.
Hey mom!
- What?
- (laughs)
- No! Stop picking your no- ughhh!
- Now it's time to go. Okay, come on.
Come on, guys, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Bye, thanks for coming!
Come on, you forgot your shoes.
Bye!
(door slams)
(upbeat music)
(electric guitar solo)
(shower curtain opens)
- (laughs) What?
- Well, hello.
- What? (laughs)
- I was definitely sure that you wouldn't find me! Ha!