Subtitles by William Thomas
Simon and Martina in Tokyo
Okay guys, we're really really excited because
we're here today in my kitchen [doing sound]
okay so it's not my kitchen
but it's the YouTube kitchen in Tokyo
which makes me feel all [inspirational music] empowered with everything
because we are making a bento box
but not any bento box
Oh no! We're making a Spudgy bento box
I have no idea how to make a bento box
So we are getting help from Mosogourmet
Wow! Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
They are kind of bento box experts
So we have these amazing drawings
[to puppet] Did you make this?
[to lady] Did you make this?
Amazing.
I think, before we start the bento boxes, I should learn a little bit of Japanese first.
So what's one important phrase
Martina (M): Osu?
M: Push?
M: Oku?
Okay so putting something down; placing it. Okay.
M: Mah-zer?
Stir?
Okay, one more time.
M: Mah-zeh? Mah-zuh? Lady (L) and Simon (S): Mazeru.
M: Mazeru
No [incorrect sound] that does not sound good.
[ M to puppet]: Have you done this before? Many times?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay. We've got rice.
M: What is this?
L: Furikake
M: furika?
L: Furikake.
M: Fur-ee-ka-kay
Is it tamago (egg)?
L: Tamago, egg.
M: Ohhhhh okay.
Putting in and mixing
More?
L: More.
M: More?
L: Moto moto.
M: Moto moto, okay.
More more.
Urghhh
We're even getting Spudgy's like blue mohawk and everything
I didn't know anything you could eat that's blue
but apparently there is something you can eat [that is blue]
M: Mixing.
Mixing, okay.
Mixing. [mumbled whimper] I don't know how to do anything.
I shouldn't crush the rice.
M: Ah. Okay
[sexy time music] softly... with love
oooooh
Simon sing me a soft song
S: [singing] M: [singing] intoxication
M: okay L: okay
too big
Just a little more
She's got like the eyes, she's like
uhhh, not quite.
M: twisting?
Like this?
Spudgy's face? Like this?
M: Ahhh.
So you're shaping it exactly how you want the face to be
kinda like instead of your hands.
M: nose?
S: oh God. M: uhhhhh
M: I'm kawaii.
L: okay. M: okay.
S: uhh-uhhh! [scary sound] M: mahhhhhh.
I ripped a part of Spudgy's ear
M: [takes breath] Okay. It's fine.
M: body?
M: too small?
M & L: too smallll. M: Fail.
M: second try!
It's a lot more complicated than you think.
'cause you've got to learn to eyeball everything.
M: how many?
S: Seven
M: No! [scary sound] Simon: No okay. [incorrect sound]
One and a little
M: Where did you go?
M: I was looking for you. I needed your help
M: Ah. I'm pressing down. okay okay.
M: It's important
M: Thank you.
M: do I need water?
M: ho ho ho ho.
M: It's very sticky.
M: ahhhhhhhh. S: Spudgy down. M: ahhhhhhh!!!
M: [crying] I'm so sorry!
M: We have the body and the head
M: What's next?
S: oooh. M: chopsticks
M: okay so, just putting in?
L: ohhhhh. [pained] M: You see the skill?
M: Is it okay?
M: No?
S: Is that okay? M: No, No?
M: Ears?
M: Okay so, very small.
M: half of it.
M: uhhhh [pained]
M: Is it okay?
M: okay. S and L: [failure horn sound]
M: it's okay. It's okay
We've made a picture of a test Spudgy bento
and her Spudgy is so cute and my Spudgy is [track stopping sound]
M: not as cute. S: well. ugly? M: a little ugly
okay we're switching to nori (seaweed)
M: so this is going to be for what?
M: nose?
M: and eyes
it's inside
M: press.
M: wow!
M: this style.
M: [takes breath] placing it.
[banjo music]
M: here? no?
M: got it. I got it. I got it.
M: Wait a second.
S: are you failing miserably here?
M: No, everything's under control.
M: ah-ha. L: ohhhh.
[success music]
[failure sound] M: oh!
M: well this is a lot more complicated than it looks, okay?
M: [crying]
M: ugh! L: [squeal of happiness]
S: [failure sounds]
M: please.
M: we got the mouth
M: we got the mouth. S: finally!
M: oooh! It's really cute!
M: it's good!
M: Cheeks?
M: okay, cheeks.
M: ooh. Just a drinking straw?
M: ohhhh.
M: oh. [high pitched] it's really cute!!
L: kawaii M: really kawaii
M: okay so now I'm just decorating Spudgy's background.
M: so cute!
L: cheese. slice cheese
M: okay. really?!
Spudgy's going to get his name in cheese.
[fancy music]
M: and I broke it
L: ohhhh oh.
M: here?
L: oh! [Ominous music]
M: Simon, if I make this for you, you can never eat it, just look at it.
S: No, I'd eat it
M: okay the final part. We're doing Spudgy's little paws.
M: and this is totally a crazy concept to me.
so I've got an egg
and a little, like, pokey thing
M: and same?
M: Oh my gosh it's gonna look so cute!
Little ham paws
M: ahhh. It's really cute!
[cute music]
M: That's so kawaii!
M: Oh my gosh
M: Simon, come here. S: okay. M: Simon, come here.
M: do you see this?
S: okay that's the most freaking cute thing ever. M: That is so cute. S: Can you show the camera here? M: oh my gosh.
M: so kawaii! So kawaii. Yes. S: [high pitch] Oh my Gosh!!
M: look at this. I can't eat it.
S: I'll eat it!
M: ohhh. Thank you so much! Arigato gozaimasu
M: high five? high five?
M: high five? All: aghhhh!!
[Simon and Martina theme]
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[serene music]
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