No! No! No! No!
You're sorry?
[groaning]
Ya feel it?!
[chuckles] Is that you in there?
Yeah, it's me.
Oh, my gosh. The bear ate Freddie. Bad bear!
[groaning]
Never do that again!
You're not the boss of me.
[groaning]
- I'm Sam. - "And I'm Carly."
It's Nevel again.
Now what's he doing?
Overriding our signal.
He's webcasting directly to our audience.
And now on iCarly, I will sing a song all about my webcast.
♪ I have a web show that I do It is really bad ♪
Take me to juvie with her.
- No. - Why not?
'Cause you didn't commit a crime.
Here, let me have that.
[groaning]
Ooh, lucky penny.
Ow! Oh!
- I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry you don't look where you're going!
You know, you probably just bruised my buttocks!
Jerk!
Can I buy you a smoothie?
No! I have never seen such careless, stupid--
Hey, Nevel.
Ka-boom! [chuckles]
Hey, um, can we lower the microphone a little bit?
A little lower. Little low-- yeah.
Oh, no, no, no! Don't, don't, don't! Ow, ow!
[groaning]
Yeah, kids love dinosaurs.
[groaning]
That was the last dang jar
of bread and butter pickles in this store!
Where's your stupid mother?
Where is she?
Where you going to buy this lollipop?
Well, now it's broken!
[crying]
Not so fun, is it?
[crying]
What is that?
A sock full of butter.
- For what? - For swingin'.
I could brain an elephant with this thing.
We're not gonna walk in there and start hitting TV writers
with a big, buttery sock.
We're gonna be professional and firm.
Fine.
But if they deny stealing from iCarly,
I'm gonna get swingy with this thing.
Not unless I say it's okay.
[knocking]
Hello.
You guys are the writers for Totally Teri?
Yeah.
- What do you want? - We're from iCarly.
They know that.
Who do you clowns think you are stealing our ideas?!
Whoa. We've never stolen an idea from anyone.
So what do you two little girls just-- Ah!
- Hey, Trickster206. - Guess what you've won?
[gasping]
Would it be a new car?
- Nevel? - That's right, Carly Shay.
I've won the car, and you have to give it to me!
Isn't this delicious?
Oh, I just feel like spinning in a celebratory fashion.
[fluting]
Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
Oi!
Rabbi Goldman!
That was a real rabbi!
I didn't know. I don't have cable.
Puckett, you just earned yourself triple detention.
Come along, Rabbi.
[music playing]
How my hair look, Sam?
You look good, Gib.
[music playing]
Stop it, sicko! Let go of me!
No way. They're paying me to do this.
- How much? - Five bucks.
I'll give you ten to release me.
- Deal. - Ha! Now you get nothing!
You feel the rue?
Ya feel it?!
Now, which of you Americans
would like to be the first to try a Canadian Fat Cake?
Hey, I wouldn't mind being the fir--
[fighting]
May I?
Okay, Sam, take a bite.
Shut up!
I need to focus.
[moaning]
Carly Shay has embarrassed herself yet again
by chickening out of her fight with Shelby Marx.
Oh, well, at least you can watch this animated video I've created
showing Carly as she truly is.
Enjoy.
- Is that a new shirt? - Sh.
[clucking]
Okay, that's enough.