- I'm finna curve your girlfriend tax.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Good Mythical Morning
- Mythical beasts, we wanna give you a quick heads up
and let you know that this Friday
is the season finale of season nine of GMM,
but never fear.
We will be back
with another season of GMM on August 1st. Season 10.
- August 1st. Mark your calendars, Season 10.
All right, listen,
we like to think of ourselves as pretty hip guys.
- Oh yeah.
- We pick up what you throw down.
- That's right. Yolo, bae, your swag is on fleek.
- Now everything that Rhett just said
is already antiquated in the cool lexicon.
- What? That's how I talk, man?
- Nope, it's antiquated. No longer cool.
- I use it all the time. - The lexicon.
So today I'm gonna school you on the hip new slang, brother.
- Okay, got it (laughs).
It's time to play
"Are you Hip to the Jive Slang Turkey Boy?"
(audience laughs)
So here's what's gonna happen, right?
I'm gonna present you with a- - Turkey Boy?
- Turkey Boy. I made that one up.
That's you. - Okay.
- That's my slang for Rhett. - I'll be your Turkey Boy.
- I'm gonna present you with a term, a slang term.
And then you are gonna have to give your best effort
to tell me what you think it means.
What the kids are saying these days.
- I'll give it at least 75% effort.
- And then when you get it wrong,
I'm gonna give you the actual definition.
I might even use it in a sentence,
but I have confidence that you're gonna get
at least four of these right,
'cause I got a super hip prize for you.
- I love the way that you're using "hip".
- That is slang-themed.
Hip is coming back.
- Okay, good. If you try hard enough, maybe.
- Your first slang word is "sus".
- Excuse me?
- Sus.
- Mm-hmm. I had never heard this one.
- I've never heard it.
- But tell me what it means (laughs).
- Silent cussing.
You know when you see something you're like ...
- (laughs) and you put your hand over your mouth.
- I usually don't,
but I'm just doing it for the sake of the people.
- Silent cussing.
- But you're like ...
- Oh, okay. I get it.
- You see something amazing, you're like ...
And it doesn't count. It doesn't count when you sus.
I sus all the time.
- Okay, well- - Silent cussing.
Final answer, correct answer also.
- No it's not.
(buzzer buzzes)
Sus is something that is highly suspicious.
Sketchy. Shady. - Oh, too simple.
- My latest tinder match just asked
for my social security number.
It's a little sus, but she's a CEO/model,
so I'm gonna give it to her.
- Oh, is this personal experience or-
- No, this is just a-
- You're just a character.
- A hypothetical- - You're a character.
- Hypothetical sentence from a non-existent character.
Not me. Not on Tumblr. I mean, Tinder.
- I like how you're plugged in over there,
I just saw that.
- (laughs) oh yeah. I'm low on battery this morning.
- Hey, keep it plugged in, Jive Turkey.
- Your next slang word is Gucci.
- Gucci is a Italian brand.
- But the slang term.
- Well, Gucci is a brand that is often imitated,
never duplicated (laughs)
so I would think if something's Gucci,
it's like, it's the real thing.
Man, it's authentic.
In fact, Gucci is Coke's new slogan.
Coke. Gucci.
(both laugh)
- They've merged. - Yeah, yeah.
- Coke could buy Gucci.
- Coke and Gucci are on a thing now.
- You could have like, pocket books-
- The real thing.
- Filled with beverages.
No, Gucci simply means good or awesome.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Really? - Yeah.
It could also mean "chill".
- People are not being as creative as they need to be.
- I know. But that one's ... are we Gucci?
Are we Gucci?
- We're Gucci. Okay. - Okay.
(audience laughs)
You haven't gotten any right yet.
- I haven't.
- You can get this one. - I'm not hip.
- Your next new hip slang word is "lit". "Lit".
- Heard this one.
I've been on the internet enough to see this one.
I know that it's a positive thing.
- Right, because I will go ahead and say,
you're on the right track.
'Cause it used to be like, "lit" meant you were inebriated.
Like when we were children. That's what it meant.
But that ain't it now.
- But now people say, like, "That party was lit".
And that means that party was literature themed.
- What? - And we loved it, or-
- No, no, no, your answer was right,
until you said the literature theme part.
- No, I said that either means
that party was literature-themed.
- Are you giving me a choice? 'Cause I know the answer.
- No, but that would be lit,
if a party was literature themed.
Because that would be awesome.
- Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
- Lit just means "Awesome". - Yes, you're right.
It replaces passe phrases like "off the chain", "fly",
"off the hook."
- Yeah, I don't use those anymore.
- You're exactly right.
- Bro, last week I went spelunking at Carl's Bed Caverns,
those caves were lit.
And they also had lights in it.
- Yeah, 'cause they put lights in there
so you can see.
- But not so you can say "lit".
- But then they turn them off,
and they're like,
"Do you see how this is complete darkness?"
- But that makes it lit. Right.
Your next slang word is GMT.
- Greenwich mean time.
I already know that one too.
(audience laughs)
- Kids, they twist things, man,
so it ain't what you think it is.
- Okay, so it's a new acronym. GMT.
- It's totally new.
- Get my towel!
(all laugh)
That's what I say when I get out of the shower in my house.
- Yeah, you're in the shower, you're like, "GMT!"
- I don't like getting cold!
I wanna stay in, get my towel!
I don't wanna walk to the towel rack.
- Oh, man, I hate walking to-
- That's the kinda husband I am. Not really.
- My towel rack is in my shower.
- Oh, really?
- Which is weird. It's so close, it's too close.
- So you get a wet towel. - I get a wet towel.
- That's real dumb.
- And then that towel won't be there
and I'll have to get out of the shower,
walk all the way across the bathroom and wet everything.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm not worried about wetting things.
I'm worried about being cold.
I don't like being cold.
- I don't like to wet things.
That makes me GMT.
That gets me tight.
That makes me upset.
That's the correct answer.
- It's not get my towel?
No, it's "gets me tight". (buzzer buzzes)
Makes me angry. - What?
That sounds like something you say
when you're getting pumped at the gym.
GMT! This barbell gets me tight!
- No, I'm tight right now, I'm upset.
I'm gonna use this one a lot.
- I don't like that one either.
- I love that one.
- Not gonna use that one either.
- Girlfriend tax. - Oh, okay.
- I knew this one.
- Well, I know that the dad tax is what I implement,
which is when my kids, if I'm eating at a restaurant,
I eat off of the kids' plates,
that's the best part of being a father, trust me.
(audience laughs)
And that's the most fulfilling aspect of being a father
is eating off of the kids' plates.
- Your kids are returning
your Father's Day present right now.
- What is it that you might have
that a girlfriend might want,
she would want a little bit of?
I think this is that situation where
a girlfriend goes into your closet,
and she's like, "Your sweatshirt is so big.
"I love it. I wanna wear your sweatshirt,
"'cause it's so comfy and big,
"I could just wear it and nothing else.
"And I'm gonna take it.
"I'm gonna take it 'cause this is a girlfriend tax."
This is when they take a piece of your laundry.
- Hmm.
- Right?
- You're wrong, but I'm still going to give it to you,
because I think it could apply.
I think you could creatively apply it to apparel
even though it does technically apply to food,
just like the dad tax.
- Oh, come on. Really?
- Yeah, because it's a small amount of food
that your girlfriend inevitably eats off of your plate,
especially if you already asked
if she wanted to order her own because-
- Oh yeah, she says, "I'm not hungry."
- I'm not hungry.
- I'm not really hungry right now.
- And then it doesn't count if it's eaten off of your plate.
- But I'll take a French fry,
and then I'll take another French fry,
and then I'll eat all your French fries.
- Right.
- Are they sweet potato fries? I don't like those.
- But they don't count that way.
- Yeah, right. - Towards what, I don't know.
- I understand.
- Finna.
- Well, if this is what I'm thinking it is,
it's like, I'm finna to do something."
Because I'm from the South,
and we've said this, this isn't slang,
this is 1984 Buoy's Creek.
I'm fittin' to cut the light off.
- You said, "Fittin' to".
- I'm fittin' to. I'm finna cut the light off.
- Finna. - Finna.
Fixing to. Final answer.
- You are right. (bell dings)
That is correct.
"I just bought a new bikini that is two sizes too small,
'cause I'm finna to get fit for swimsuit season."
- Oh, well (laughs)
I don't think she would use it like that.
That girl that you just were.
I don't think she would do that.
- No, that's what happened.
I think it did come outta the south,
we've always said, "I'm finna to ... "
But now it's everywhere, and it's cool.
- Okay, I trust you.
- You got three right, that's great.
(audience laughs)
- Thank you, Link.
- Curve. Curve.
- Curve? Just like, curve?
- Well not ... curve.
- Curve, yeah.
I think this has something to do
with those Instagram booty girls.
You know, the ones that do the squats,
and they take pictures of their booty.
Now, I haven't seen any of these.
(audience laughs)
I have read articles about them.
But I can see it, like, hashtag squats,
hashtag curve, check it out.
You know the girls who, like, 90% of their Instagram feed
is their backside,
and them looking in the mirror.
This is what this says. Hashtag curve.
(both laugh)
Yeah, booty girls.
- I wish you were right.
(buzzer buzzes) - That's not right?
- No, it's not.
Curve is a verb that means
to purposely avoid another person's advances.
"Three bachelorette parties in one weekend,
"can only pick two.
"GMT. Jennifer's finna to get curved."
(audience laughs)
- Okay, whatever, slang people.
- Don't get angry at the slangers. Listen-
- Well, I just feel like they need to consult me
before they put this on Urban Dictionary.
- All right, what's your email?
What's your personal email?
They'll all consult you.
- Rex@gmail.
- You got Rex@gmail? - I got Rex.
I didn't get Rhett. - I didn't know that.
- I got Rex.
Rex@gmail's about to get flooded.
He already did.
- It all comes down to the wire.
I was wiping my nose, because it's-
- Yeah, that's fine. - I'm sorry.
- Use your power cord, I don't care.
- What do you mean? Oh, shoot?
- Golly. - I knocked something.
How do you want me to use my power cord?
- It doesn't take much to ... all right.
- I'll plug this back in here.
Should we go on with the game- - We should.
- Or should I just fiddle with my power cord?
- We should go on with the game.
- It all comes down to this if you get the prize.
Do you know what the slang "high key" means?
- Well, I know what low key is,
'cause I have seen people are like,
"You guys are so low-key dad."
- What does that mean?
- I think it means-
- Awesome. Gucci.
- Subtle dad.
You guys are obviously
not totally obviously dad, but we know you're dad.
- Oh, okay. Undercover dad.
- Sometimes you're a little bit low key dad.
So I'm going to do the flipperoonie on that.
I'm gonna say that high key means in your face, intense,
in your face.
- In your face, intense.
- Obvious.
Give it to me.
- I'm gonna give it to you.
High key is the opposite of low key.
It's the thing you say
right before you say something that everybody should hear.
Like, "High key, I need to blow up the studio bathroom
"and we out of Poo Pourri, so nobody go in there
"for 35 or 45 minutes."
- Right, you're letting everybody know. High key.
- So you literally say, "High key,
"I've got an amazing slang themed prize for you."
- Woo!
- But right after this. (Rhett laughs)
You know what time it is.
- I'm Carly.
- And I'm Ashley. And we're on the bus going to school.
- And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Congratulations, Rhett.
You win a t-shirt I've developed.
It's the new This Shirt is Lit.
I don't know if you can tell, but those-
- That says "lit"?
- It says "lit" and it's actually lit.
- Is it Sanskrit?
- It's Christmas lights.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
You know what? You can't win this t-shirt like I did,
but you can buy the Let the Tigers Tiger t-shirt
that you all voted for.
Go to rhettandlink.com/store.
- And click through to Good Mythical More,
click that eye, 'cause we're gonna play some mad libs.
(bell rings)
- But not before we congratulate SkittleGodHalo.
You win a prize from the set.
It's a golden garbage can!
- [Link] Woo!
♪ Where is it, can Link find it? ♪
♪ There it is, there it is. ♪
- Woo!
♪ They got whiskey, women, music and smokes ♪
♪ It's where all the cowboy folk go to boot scoot boogie ♪
(Link laughs)
- Y'all don't know what we're talking about.
(Rhett laughs)