drop
slap tap pop what the heck is going on
here
oh no shouting words that rhyme with
plop well i'm trying to read
so stop oh that's a good one
thanks pair
attention everyone your attention please
i have completed my most remarkable
invention yet
a cloning ray wow
what's a cloning ray why it's a laser
beam capable of creating an identical
clone of living organisms
well not identical 99 identical anyway
i'm still working out some bugs oh i
know a bug who works out
although i think he's beetlejuicing
wait was that a joke because i don't
understand most jokes
at any rate here's the big news i am now
ready to test my cloning ray on an
actual person
oh oh me first me first why are you so
excited to get a clone little apple
cause then the two of us can stack
ourselves inside a trench coat and get
onto the big kid rides
just hop right up onto the pedestal
little apple
uh there's a step ladder for your
convenience if uh
thanks and now to test my cloning ray
could have done without that
retaining and here we go
[Applause]
how do you feel little apple well a
little under the weather
more like a little under the cloning ray
orange friends allow me to direct your
attention to the clone animation chamber
oh can we call it the clone zone i think
we should call it the clown zone
trademark look you can see little
apple's clone forming inside
whoa now the clone will remain in
suspended animation until i pull this
lever and animate him
here looks kinda big don't you think
perhaps it just appears that way through
the glass light refraction and all that
you know the sciencey things
uh i don't think that's light refraction
dude
what the heck is going on i thought you
said a clone a clone is an exact replica
as i said it is only 99 accurate there
is likely to be one thing different
about each clone
it appears in this case that that one
thing is the clone size
it would be wouldn't it now would you
like to meet your clone little apple why
would i want to do that
he could get on the big kid rides
without my help i'm so
out of here very well little apple's
clone will be placed in storage along
with the other members of the clone army
i'm building
what did you just say nothing at all who
would like to try next
you know orange is ready to roll
very well just hold still and voila
it kind of tickles it's making me gassy
too
the process is complete and it appears
to be a smashing success
oh no um dr bananas
what's the cartoonishly ominous alarm
all about
org i think you should sit down for this
way ahead of you doc
no legs this clone is identical to you
in every single way
orange sounds like a great guy
in every way but one that is oh
how's he different than me oh no he's
not annoying is he an annoying version
of me would be the worst
no orange it's much much worse your
clone is
evil
i'm sorry org but we cannot let your
clone out of the clone zone he's far too
dangerous to have roaming free and we
wait what's happening here's
orange everyone stand back
there's no telling what he might do
no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no
not quite as evil as i had expected but
it certainly is annoying
not evil you're what you're talking
about i'm super evil
in fact i'm about to perform my first
evil deed and it's a doozy
what are you gonna do evil orange yeah
what are you gonna do
evil me get this i'm gonna blow up the
kitchen with tnt
hello it got quiet in here evil orange
regular orange does that like every week
multiple times per week i'd say
oh i see well brace yourselves because
i'm about to get even more evil
oh no oh no
oh no instead of blowing up the kitchen
i'm going to do something far more
sinister i'm going to constantly annoy
all of you
day after day week after week year after
year i'll prevent you from reading
things
heck i'll even prevent you from having
anything resembling a normal
conversation
[Laughter]
um who's gonna tell him uh evil org
you see regular org already does those
things
he interrupts everything we do with
please continue
if i may interject it's very very
important that we get evil orange into
storage before he
escapes oh my gosh you mean to tell me
evil orange is wandering around the
kitchen and we don't know where he is
he could be anywhere even right here
oh what a relief yeah evil orange could
even be right there
wait oh which one's evil orange is it me
or me or me or me
i i can't distinguish them they have
equal evil readings on my evilometer
wait i know what to do orange yes pear
i have something to tell you i've
decided to ask passion out on a date
who cares no don't do it
the one on the left dr bananas that's
evil orange
off the storage you go i think you'll
enjoy the other members of the army i'm
building
i'd be malicious uh i mean book club
forget it well orange i'm glad we
straightened out your true identity
it would have been a real bummer if we
sent the normal version of you off into
storage
yeah that would have been a real bum
[Laughter]
well i never thought i'd say this but
it's good to have you back orange
oh orange can i get those red glowing
contact lenses back by the way
i'm doing some experiments to eliminate
red-eye in photographs then i need them
oh sure thing
[Laughter]
and also the yellow ones please okay
fine
something momentous has just happened on
the annoying oranges youtube channel
he's just hit 1 million subscribers
but we're not here to celebrate the
annoying orange
we're not boring so who are we
celebrating
you me yay no not
you the subscribers all one million of
them
whoa that's a lot of subscribers i know
and it rhymes with macgyver
exciting isn't it so what are we doing
we're sending all of our subscribers
their very own annoying orange
that's a lot of origins you bet it is
wait
where are you gonna get all those
oranges with this
whoa it's me hey it's me no i'm me no
i'm me you're both right yay
hey hey oranges guess what
please stop doing this no pear we won't
stop this
we won't stop until there's enough
oranges for everyone
so then i told hamburger he was so
greasy he was bacon as a band-aid
this is a terrible idea no good can come
from this it's not terrible pear
what better way to thank the subscribers
than to make a million
oranges hey the oranges can you do this
oh no what have you done oh pear
stop being such an apple
one good turn deserves another and this
is our way of saying
thanks to all of our wonderful
subscribers without your support
there'd be no annoying orange hey thanks
a bunch macgyver subscriber
hey that's mine give it back no way it's
my whistling pinwheel
you're an apple what's that orange i
can't hear you
[Music]
oh what's going on wow
what the orange oh thank god i found you
who are you orange i'm you from the year
2053
what i'm from the future
okay wait so you're me yeah and you're
from the future
yes prove it orange we don't have time i
have to warn you nope not listening till
you prove it
so the lightning and me appearing out of
nowhere that doesn't count for anything
could have been smoking mirrors well i
have my official 2053 driver's license
with me that could be fake
not convinced i've got this futuristic
laser gun
poor steve now are you convinced nope
lame
well the only other thing i have with me
is this glow stick what a stick that
glows
you really are from the future that's
what i've been trying to say can i have
a glow stick
no there's no time i'll trade you my new
iphone 4 for it why would i want that
i have an iphone 512. how about my golf
clubs
no i'll trade your pair for it hey no no
one's trading pair for it just listen to
me
fine orange i was sent here to protect
you protect me
from who from an evil future space
warlord that can move things with his
mind
if he kills you then i'll never exist
wait why won't you exist
because i'm him i'm an orange and i'm
you from the future
so why does he want to kill you you mean
me because i'm the only one that can
stop him but i need your help
how's that you're in possession of the
most powerful weapon known to man
or fruit is it me no it's not you oh
it's the whistling pinwheel what it's
the only device that can stop him
you don't know it yet but when used
correctly it can destroy anything i'll
trade you for the glow stick
deal no way the pinwheel is mine darn it
paired there's no time
yeah hand it over pear nope can't hear
ya
come on give it back what are you doing
you got to give it to us
[Music]
what are you doing no he's got the
pinwheel
wow who are you why'd you kill future
orange
hey it's me you're an orange and you're
an orange
and i'm confused i was sent here from
the future to protect you from an evil
space warlord that's what the last guy
said
well duh he was from an evil future he
was trying to trick you into thinking
that i was the space warlord when it was
really him
wow i'm really beside myself
oh god
it's kind of lonely in here all by
myself
hey what's that right whoa whoa that was
fun
hey you're an orange hey you're an
orange i'm an orange
i'm an orange that's what i said that's
what i said
hey hey orange you want to hear a joke
okay
why'd the chicken cross that hey hey
orange what
why'd the orange go blind huh cause he
was low on vitamin c
he hey i was telling jokes get it
vitamin c
hey hey orange what'd the orange say
before you went to work
back to the rind hey that's my joke
[Laughter]
hey hey orange how many oranges does it
take to screw in a light bulb
hey
what was that i was in the middle of
telling the joke and then you just
oh there was a little pump in that one
what's wrong with you i think i'm a
little ripe oh yeah
well i think you can't do this
oh anybody can do that watch
[Applause]
told you i'm ripe you're annoying no i'm
not i'm an orange
well you're hey hey orange why'd the
orange fall out of the tree
because you're stupid because he went
out on a limb
i'm so funny i tell the best jokes in
the world hey orange
what what is it orange nice
hey orange way to go
[Music]
that's a lot better peace and quiet
hey what are you doing oh whoa wow
[Laughter]
um
[Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
hahaha
[Music]
yay best video ever
[Music]
you