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you know i can hear the cackling from
down the street
my name is jinx monsoon i'm 24 and i'm
seattle's youngest milf
swimsuit competition i'm theatrically
trained in the broadway school of
singing
okay detox with the feathers i don't
know about that jinx yet she's a little
kooky
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jinx monsoon welcome to the drag lagoon
i don't know how to swim
i learned how to swim by one of my
uncles pushing me off a log into a river
first time under the water i lost both
my contacts i was blinded within seconds
okay you look a little scared underwater
a more pretty face
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okay too much splashing
uh oh
you're splashing around
you okay
just a little tan
tangled i think we're gonna have to call
it a wrap
jinx there's got to be a morning after
jinx's out of drag uh
why does she have an eye patch what is
going on oh my god
i saw you sleeping earlier i was like
maybe she's really tired i have
narcolepsy
so if i don't like stay active i start
to slunk and
then it's a whole big mess wait miss
thing so you fall asleep out of nowhere
no it's not how they do it in the movies
you know like you can feel it coming on
and if you're lucky you make your way to
a sofa and
i am seattle's premier jewish
narcoleptic drag queen thank you
i'm not gonna make an excuse for it i
wear my narcolepsy as a badge of pride
it's something i've had to
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jinx you okay
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jinx monsoon i'm ready for my close-up
mr demille i'm serving 100
aqua marine
grecian red carpet couture i am in
heaven right now
i dream of jinx yeah loofah my ass
hi jinxy hi you caught me with one
eyebrow on
you are a quirky character
i am just dying to find out who
are you playing her name is little edie
bouvier beale jackie kennedy's cousin
yes i love her but are you a little
worried that the audience at home
won't know who she is it's a concern i
had but i i kept tossing around you know
pop icons i could do and just none of
them speak to me the same way
i landed on little edie because i really
relate to her and since i started in
this competition i feel even more
connected with her right now she's a
little misunderstood yes well just make
sure you make little edie pop for the
unwashed masses
all right well listen you got a lot of
work to do i'm gonna let you get to it
all right
welcome to the new snatch game
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today it's a battle of the browns she
put the wubba in wubble wubble wubba
down down julie brown
and she's like totally the original
valley girl julie brown
may i call you up down julie brown i
prefer just say julie
now let's meet our celebrity panel
direct from gray gardens it's little
edie beale oh hi rupaul how is big edie
doing she's always begging for the pate
but the label is faded i can never tell
if it's pate or if it's giblets for the
cats
first questions for julie brown
lady bunny is so over politics
when she steps into the voting booth
she just blinks pleasures herself with
the voting wand
let's hear what our celebrities have to
say little edie well i don't know her
personally but she looks older than
mother darling so i said when she steps
into the voting booth she just seizures
spelling cece
not a match
all right we're going to the original
material girl marilyn wrote she she
passes out
i think if it was me it'd be the hard
decision-making i get a little a little
bit light-headed sometimes
now you're into politics aren't you
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presidents and
ivy totally didn't get the joke it was
an awkward moment
quite the scandal actually
with my cousin-in-law really
he was in all the magazines at the time
may i ask you why you couldn't have
gotten any real celebrities for this
game well i don't have a single idea who
any of these people are
you could have gotten leslie carroon or
audrey hepburn any one of them instead
you got ketchup ketchup and that must be
janice jackson
jinx monsoon
chicken of the sea
i am serving up seattle boho chic with a
flare of day out at the beach
it's like a flying fish brackish
actually
now there are 102 ways to wear a scarf
all right next up jinx monsoon michelle
visage
back jinxy i have starting to give up
here
it's rather pedestrian i'm not getting
glamour to me this looks glamorous i
have big blonde hair to me it's not big
blonde hair i do think we have a
slightly different aesthetic
we do
you ruled the snatch game
i thought it was absolutely brilliant
and i think anybody who ever does the
snatch game should watch what you did
jinx monsoon
you gave us 50 shades of grey gardens
congratulations you are the winner of
this week's challenge a life dream is
coming true today
jinx monsoon
roxy andrews there are two types of
peanut butter creamy and crunchy
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i'm not crunchy baby
detox you won the challenge you can take
the chicken mask off now
the main challenge this week is to roast
rue paul
as well as our fellow queens and the
judging panel i just have to kick ass at
it because at a drag show when you bomb
you don't just hear crickets you hear
shotguns getting cocked
it's gonna be hard to top coco
but look at her who would wanna top coco
michelle visage is so full of semen
period
no seriously she's a
now on to the grand high herself
what i admire most about you is your
ability to look at these tired queens
and always find a compliment for them
you're so full of the toilets jealous
give it up for rupaul
next up jinx monsoon you have a career
in or out of drag and comedy you killed
thank you
jinxo jinx
let's start with the runway look
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i love it
right hair right makeup i am so freaking
proud of you to hear that from michelle
visage
oh my god that was worth its weight in
gold
jinx monsoon
drag of the dead
i feel fantastic
looking spooky and sexy all at the same
time
you know jake's is like all the other
supermodels just skin and bones yeah
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i have bad news
here
get out your luckily stupid man
maria you'll have a rare fatal condition
if you hear the names of food you will
orgasm so violently
that you will
die
i have the same disease
now that you mentioned it we never talk
about food
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it is i who put the curse on la casa de
loca
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if you think you are going to take over
our family
oh
jinx monsoon
this week
you came you saw
and you came again
you're the winner of this week's
challenge
well hello jinx and dave hi
how's it going over here he and i
decided we're going to do a judy and
liza tribute oh my goodness i've got the
back story tell me about that i think i
might have killed judy garland
we were talking one night at dinner and
she asked me about the new sleeping
pills that were out
i told her about a new one
and she died of an overdose
dave has got rue speechless how do you
respond to i think i killed judy garland
he's a monsoonal right
well you know dave she worked real hard
to get there
all right listen you kids get back to
work and i can't wait to see you thank
you yeah all right
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dave is using the flag as a cane both
for comedic and practical reasons but i
choreographed our piece to be well
within his capability come on mama come
on
and give the judy garland a little
swagger
i have been trying to pull away from
camp and schtick in this competition but
i would rather him be safe than try to
lay all this complicated choreography on
him
it's me and my mom
you're one around
oh mama your skirt's falling down
oh mom
tomorrow
i want to win for dave's sake
from the house of monsoon jinx and for
tuna judy looks more like liza these
days yes
we are serving mama and gypsy realness i
think we really hit the nail on the head
with this one meet me in the middle and
give him a little hip
there we're going oh
you're good
now that's entertainment
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hello mother
hi jinx how's chick tricks are for kids
i'm a lady
listen i hope you have an appetite oh
yes this looks more than i can handle
now jinx what do you think your life's
going to be like what do you want to do
it's been my life dream ever since i
started doing drag to do drag on
broadway i could see you as blanche
dubois i could see that too
so what was it like for you growing up i
know that you had to sort of grow up
really fast
tell me about that
i had
no real
mother in my house when i was a teenager
because of her alcoholism there were
times where me and my brothers wouldn't
have gone to school that day if i hadn't
gotten this up what effect has that had
on who you are as jinx monsoon this is
my way of
making peace with a dark childhood and
make light of the
disheveled kind of crazy kooky mom
and then i adapted into my mature drag
queen from yesteryear character right so
and so you're saving the britney spears
part of your career for later
it never even occurred to me
before my lunch with rue that maybe the
reason i
do drag as an older character
is because
i never really connected with my
childhood
i think you're a really bright
star and i'm so happy you're here thank
you i'm happy i'm here too
and i'm not going to eat these i'm going
to make a necklace out of them
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so here we go
action judge rudy the prosecution would
like to submit the murder weapon
objection
reading the witness
you want answers we want the tea stupid
you can't handle the tea
jinx was the most solid in her
characterizations she has the leading
edge in this courtroom drama
and cut
big change next role
next up jinx monsoon
fairy tale come to life harry princess
bride it is
i am exuding beauty from within i want
them to see how gorgeous and proud i
feel like it's soft
he's a real renaissance one what kind of
sauce is renee saw ooh it's good on some
chicken
jinx monsoon
growing up i was continually an outcast
and in my teen years i discovered drag
so even though i was hurting at home i
was living on stage
my whole life i've danced to the beat of
a different drum
and when i came here i took the
critiques
and i was able to adapt and grow while
still being true to who i am as a
performer and anything else was just
water off a duck's back
thank you jinx
three
amazing queens stand before me
ladies this is your last chance to
impress me
and prove to the world
that you are america's next drag
superstar
this is the last chance to show
ourselves to rue the judges and the
whole world
good luck
and don't get up
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break
jinx monsoon represents the awkward kids
of the world being america's next direct
superstar means everything to me
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[Laughter]
get a girl wow
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ladies i have not
made my final decision
the race is that close
the time
has come
to crown
our queen
as always i have consulted with the
judges and the fans
but the final decision
is mine to make
alaska
jinx monsoon
roxy andrews
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the winner of rupaul's drag race
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america's next
drag superstar
is
jinx monsoon
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congratulations
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my queens
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