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once again I was not invited what the
neighbors are giving out an ice cream
I'm there no she heard them scream it's
online it's on no you maniac
don't bleed on it it's a tradition you
survived you don't come out the other
side of something like this weaker what
is that left to be scared of all meteors
Justin Bieber how did that get in there
I swear it threw it out she fits right
in sorry lady your dolls so ugly it
scared the crap out of the toilet also
ugly when One Direction saw it they went
the other way
they're gonna play Lincoln Park sorry
personation seriously everyone takes a
nap maybe that's what you're
experiencing is the Miley Cyrus virus
symptoms include twerking sticking out
your tongue and licking hammers demons
can attach themselves to objects
especially if those objects are covered
in crazy games sounds like a sticky
situation protect
and what have you done with my demonic
doll those kids sure grow fast these
days how much do you wanna bet John is
still sleeping when he should be making
more pork chop sandwich
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dude I go to the movies to get away from
that oh man look he's got game
he's the broom that sweeps you off your
feet this is my system they're parts for
the house that are unsafe yeah
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I can imagine the two of you in years
children we were not allowed India's
children and I'm still very angry about
it they told me I could never play piano
well who's Rob now mom think should play
something I love him more upbeat I
thought you weren't watching that damn
dude
okay you're doing the Macarena all rock
gentlemen start your engines in your own
best interest proceed with caution and
by that I mean burn it down right now
has anyone died in this house sick
deaths violent death what about
hilarious deaths anyone killed it we're
obviously all scary [ __ ] yeah dude I'm
sure it's fine now all right knock it
off
this is your home now yeah watch out for
the yellow puddle too little for this me
neither
guys took care of it there's nothing
left to worry about yeah there is dude
this is poltergeist we all know you're
gonna get so scared you barf what you
sure cuz there are creepy children in
this movie yeah gravy kids yeah then
why'd your tummy just Rumble already we
didn't know where else to do you did the
right thing coming here not scared yet
maddie was the first one to notice
things still got scared good no one is
who will you get here who are you
talking to I was talking to the door
please don't eat the rat when was the
last time you had contact with her
before she was taken it's a fixer-upper
Oh
associated with the cops is here and she
is with chickens how is it okay how's
that even possible I am so confused
right now my parents asked their
grandchildren which is gonna be our
closet time here is 9:30 it's probably
best you two shouldn't come out of your
room after that
yeah after 9:30 we play naked twister
downstairs you don't want to 9:30 9:30
9:30
sounds like demon barn
yeah with your tongue so what you're
saying is people are weird yeah if I was
in a movie - oh well well well watch me
Nana watch me whip whip watch me Nana
top would you mind getting inside the
oven to clean it this trailer taught us
that old people are weird and want to
eat us I'm gonna be busy
I just don't get what's so scary about a
movie about some clown who knows about
computer the last time dude the movie is
called it not IT the top of my list of
scary things well you're in luck
marshmallow
I think this movie's gonna be right up
your alley you wear a diaper this time
little apple sure dad learned my lesson
last time in a major way yeah there you
go
she's already captain thanks I'm not
scared
that's good because nothing scary has
even happened yet hey what's this a boat
please don't guys come on
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har we get it the kid hits its head can
we move on okay we get it that was the
last time got it whoopee
weren't you watching no but if they're
answered probably having a cow over this
movie really boring parts orange knock
it off you're blowing through all the
good stuff I remember that trip to
Splash Mountain we had a lot of fun what
are you talking about orange you're not
this movie are you sure about that
yeah
I am so many questions right now yeah
questions like Oh what are you doing in
this movie that was like last week dude
who let you read --it the trailer but
you totally ruined it are you ready for
the trailer today please tell me it's
not a superhero trailer sound like a
superhero name
what do you mean like Superman Batman he
has man in his name oh cool nah
he-man go there so you're gonna tell us
who the secret superhero not superhero
is any of those things I just saw what
do you like to see that says here lies
broccoli get it broccoli didn't say that
know what stop it you guys
people don't just disappear
no that's a tree dude yeah leave that
alone I gotta say if the woods are
making sounds like it wants to eat you
that don't go in the wood I think that
sounded my slender upgraded from eight
pages to 800 pages oh boy you mean oh
thanks cornbread yeah that's what they
said
he likes papyrus like cornbread and
papyrus that's what they're talking
about why is it quiet you know what it
is she just realized she's in a crappy
horror movie based on a meme in a video
game what I'm serious this looks
terrible Oh looks like she's trying to
warn us about something in the woods
watch out it's probably not seriously oh
it's him it's not a hippopotamus or a
hipster sorry dude I like where this is
going yeah that's definitely what it is
doing everything that a slender can I
kind of like the idea that he's a
misunderstood superhero
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