today we're going to eat meat (ha)
kinda nervous
I'm kinda...I feel like I'm really nervous actually
because i've been vegeterian my entire life
from the time that i popped out of mom's vagina
i was a vegetarian
(lAnguAgE)
TRUE
growing up my parents were vegeterians
and so was I, cause there was no meat in the house
so what was I gonna do, like buy it myself when i'm 7
you can't just walk to the store when ur 7 and buy
fucking bacon
sO
because of that I never ate meat, and that's like cool
like I don't care
so i've gone this whole time being a vegetarian
If in my life I can't talk
Ethan : You're scared
I know
I'm scared of the meat
I had this fun idea
that, for you, I
would try
meats
for the first time that i never tried
now mind you. Yes I've been vegetarian my whole life but
I have tried a few meats
you know cause like sometimes bacon. YoU kNoW wHaT I'm SaYiNg
so ive had bacon and then
I've also had pepperoni on pizza and thats kinda wild you know like it's rare
definitely one of those things where like its the first day of school
and like the teacher's like "okay everybody say a fun fact"
and I'm like "I've never had meat before" and its like really cool
and the whole class is like "oH mY gOd yoU'rE kidDing"
and then I get attention for like 20 minutes
and then nobody talks to me for the rest of the year like
it's still cool though
*American horror story theme song*
let's do it
bring it
oh I also have my friends here who are going to help me like
they picked out meat for me because obviously like naturally
I'm not going to like know what to pick out. You know because
I don't know whats good
so I have some meaty friends to
pick (laughs)
Ethan (off camera): Oh my god
It;s not here yet. The stuff that I need is not here yet
the stuff that I need is not here yet
okay well then we'll wait
*waiting music*
ethan: waiting
*more waiting music*
ethan: alright watch us wait for 5 minutes
the next 5 minutes of the video
is just this
*waiting music*
ethan: you know people actually click off if i say that
*more music*
Grayson: bring out the fuckin meat
dUdE iTs nOt hErE yEt
There's some meats that are here
why can't i just eat start out with
*stutters*
because I neEd to. do. it. in order
*shook*
it needs to be orderly
okay
since I know this is emma's first time eating meat
i got her the best meats of all time
I just don't like the way that sounds
yeah it's kinda gross
i'll refrain from saying that from now on
i gOt EmMa sOmE nOn-vEgEtArIaN oPtIoNs
grayson: the cultry
grayson: isn't meat called cultry?
dude idk
i think sometimes
ethan: I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about
ethan:thats-thats poultry right???
grayson (off camera): oh, poultry is what
emma: bLshHHv
that's knifes
ethan: that's cutlery
aHh
we're not just gonna get her some fucking like pepperoni from the frozen section
at a grocery store
if its her first time
eating meat
that would just be wrong (that's so rude)
I'm gonna blind fold emma
While shes- k- I kinda wanna sa-
i kno
right? right
it just sounds wrong
no i know
ur gonna guess what it is and then we're gonna do a review on it
because you need to have more confidence
yea
I am So scared
*Im so fancy- Iggy azalea*
ethan (off camera):CLOSE UR EYES
K fuck OK
OhMyGoD AAH
Just relax
Im sory! i'm a lil scard
ethan: this is gonna be interesting
grayson: can I only be in it this much?
yea thats good
I'm just like really scared b-
honestly im pretty chilled with like
trying new foods but I think the thing that i'm like
worried about is the fact that like
steak makes me want to vomit and die like when I look at it and that's the one thing i'm scared about
*sexual*
You've never tried it!
yea but like
*Music*
its chickEn
ethan: alright first round
grayson: wait no you should start with
ethan:NO
*Bromance*
i hate this
ew all of it smells weird
ethan:omg I can't believe ur doing this
*you put the lime in the coconut*
lEt Me JuSt
set it up for a nice label
ok gud
y is he yelling *laughs*
NO
NOoOOooOOo
NoOOOooOO
NOoOOOoO
NOoOoOOo
*regret*
dont smell it dont do anything
wait I cant smell it?
no
FUCK ME
ethan: Its not gross I do it everyday
okay also afjdklsa- yeah but like you've been doing it
FUCK U
No this is actually so terrifying
also the more i react and act like annoying the more content i have so just let me have this freak out moment
ethan: dont lick it!
it feels kinda heavy
so i feel like this might be steak
and now im scared cause thats the thing i wanted to try the least
can i like lick it
ethan: NO
WHY!?
*booing*
ew why is it like stringy
like why are there like fucking flops all over it
you mean flaps?
yeaa
you just eat it whole like there you go-holy you did it
ew
ethan: chill
grayson:don't cover your fucking
TAKE YOUR BLINDFOLD OFF NOW what ru
ethan: no NO DONT TAKE IT DONT TAKE IT OFF
*BOOO*
ethan: you finished it
holy shit no way you just did that
wat is it? was it bad?
the actual flavour of it was actually really good
sjgfhdfhdsj *laughing*
okay but the texture of it made me wanna
*inaudible*
hi : )
wow what a experience SO
ethan: what do u think it was?
I actually genuinely dont have any clue
ethan: oHmYgOd thats crazy
are you serious?
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS
it kinda tasted like bacon but like only a lil bit
it wasnt bad i think the thing i hated about it was the fact that it was kinda like luke warm
which is just gross for any food
you can give me like a luke warm salad and i also wanna die
so like i think its just that
mmhh i dont kno wat it is
either ham or like chicken
but i dont know i couldnt fucking tell you
that just tasted like MEAT
*patriotic music*
I dont think that was chicken
so ham!
you thought the first one was ham
yes i did
youre fucking wrong
ur kidding are u actually kidding?
yeah im kidding no yeah i am
it was ham. It was ham?
no it was CHICKEN
NO WAY!
thats so weird that you didnt know that. honestly
no i genuinely didnt.
*sexy music*
Fuck i hate this. (slapping thighs)
feeling a little bit nervous recently
ow fuck (PrOfAnItY)
did u just eat some of it?
*laughter*
hOw iS iT?
ethan: I mean wut?
wut?
*put the lime in the coconut*
nOoOOOoOO
ethan: don't flap it around too much cuz it's barely on the fork
u need to be creative
fUcK *deep inhale*
fjdkowe...I need a meditation moment
should I go for it?
ethan: mm think so
uGgGGHHHhHH
what if I spit it out I don't have anything to prepare-
ethan (off camera): ur not gonna spit it out
wHy?
are you ready?
im ready r u?
the thing is is that he didn't tell me what he was ordering when he was ordering it
so it's not even like I can do process of elimination
there's so many types of meat this could be a fucking alligator
I have to fucking piss too
ethan: u have to piss?
yea I kinda do
uHHHh
this is the weirdest texture I've ever had
eW I hate this
...mHm (mmm) weLL
I know what it is and that's why I want to throw up
*laughs*
eW *shivers*
its definitely steak
the flavor of it was bomb as fuck like I
it actually tastes so good
grayson: ur a chicken lover? <3
I dOn'T KnOw
the texture is sOo weird - it also kinda tasted bloody a little bit
its like a mushroom for me like do mushrooms taste bad no
but like because I don't like the idea of mushrooms I gag when I eat them
*gags*
who the fuck is it- OH postmates… HI
wait u have to say-what do u think- what was the second one
second one was definitely steak
alright yup let's go
*sexy music*
last one kinda made me want to vomit and die
so kinda worried about what's next
ooh kind of- this one kinda smells fun
*suspense sound effect*
*put the lime in the coconut*
ethan: and go
*cheers*
ok
*boing*
*crickets*
what the fuck
ok that was definitely like a chicken nugget
ethan: that was ur guess?
a chicken nugget!
yea. blindfold back on
ok
kinda like really bland tho like really bland
so idk cuz I used to eat like vegetarian chicken nuggets and shit
like those were fun as hell
*laughter*
like that was really boring
so BORING!!! still on it. i'm still thinking about it
ethan: and go
*exhales*
I get scared like right before
ethan:just go
ok
*cheering*
this is also a chicken nugget. I know what u did. oh I know what u did
grayson (off camera): stop covering ur face
nO CuZ I EaT wEiRd
*chokes*
this is really good
ethan: which one was better 1 or 2?
2
number one was fucking- tasted like water sand... like
but number two tasted like a flavorful explosion *laughs*
ethan: what do u think number one was?
oh yeah I know what u did cuz hes a smart guy u know
we kinda think the same way
I think the first one was vegetarian. I think the second one was chicken
ethan: the first one was vegetarian chicken
the second one was normal chicken
which one was better
the chicken one...but s-sorry
kinda feel guilty about it but
ethan: we don't need that water sand girl life
I know
wow.
wOoOw.
I can't believe ur actually doing this that is ur first time eating chicken
that was my first time ever eating fucking chicken EVER
*mumbling*
ethan:well u had chicken before that
ethan:that was ur second time eating chicken technically
cuz the first one was like four minutes ago... with the chicken leg right before this
oh my god that was chicken
*laughing*
yea that was just a different kind of chicken
I get it
big steps.
BiG StePS
u can probably lose the blindfold the rest of the time cuz the rest of it's pretty unique
alright
ethan: I was thinking it would be more epic if u have to like - MoRe EpiC
*laughs*
*regret*
*laughing*
*sexy music*
aHhhH
ethan: it's fish in a box
oh fun!
wait so maybe-these are vegetarian so i'm gonna have dinner for like half or whatever
ethan: yea I did that just in case
i'm just gonna eat it. nothing could be more painful than my life right now
ethan (off screen): those chopsticks are fucking upside down
*laughs*
k which one should I eat first?
ethan (off screen): the red one
i'm gonna gag for sure
ethan (off screen): no ur not (no I am) do it it tastes like candy
mMMmMM ok
nonono no NO no no u have to dip u have to dip a lot
make it nice and moist
*coughs*
*booing*
*suspenseful music*
see?
yea no that's not bad at all
ethan (offscreen):its really good
its kinda good :)
i'm trying this one next cuz idk it just kinda looks fun
ethan (offscreen): guess what kind of fish that last one was
I already said that was salmon!!! it fucking broke now
ethan (offscreen): definitely wasn't salmon so
ok it definitely was
ethan: yup. totally.
ew omg i'm scared
ethan: chew!
idk
I don't like this one *gags* as much
ethan: I can't believe ur doing this
its just so- uuh
I don't like this one I - ugh
i'm having an issue because im a very picky eater as we know
and this has like fucking lines in it and there's something about lines
or like really small like fibers in foods like that fucking - I don't like
like when ur eating tomato sauce and there's like a little tomato s- like- string thing like fuck that
u know what im saying
ew fuck...I mean let's go for it
ethan (offscreen): oh wow
grayson: there's soy all over your bench
ethan: what'd u think?!??!?
well- this is a fucking mess it makes me want to die
ok! let me finish this and then we'll- do I have other things?
ethan: yea - no grayson gRaYsoN GRAYSON
I wanted that
*fiesta music*
heh heh it looks like a tongue. whip it around
ethan: ew (emma laughs)
wait wait wait my camera's about to die
*frantic mumbling*
ethan: what do u think the first one was?
ok I think the first one was salmon
ethan: no. the second one?
um...also salmon
the second one was salmon
ok the third one was some sort of halibut
*grayson wheezes*
grayson: halibut
ethan: it was tuna-
grayson:some sort of HaLiBuT
*laughs*
ethan: tuna, salmon, yellowtail
mhm - OH tuna!! ew!! I hate tuna
no raw tuna's good
ok
*sexy music*
I thought that it was over and then a pizza shows up that has meat on it and now I have to eat it
...yea
ok say it again
ethan:should I be the delivery man?
no
this is fucking nasty to me
ethan:i don't even think I would eat that I would never order that
nO OnE WoULd
ethan: maybe ur grandpa
grandpas
ethan: kinda smells like *pussy*
i'm eating- ugh
I feel like I need to shower after this fucking video like i'm getting the fucking meat sweats
*ugh*
(offscreen): *giggles* meat sweats
oh this sauce is really good
ethan: watch u like it
no. there's too much fucking meat!
ethan: I can't believe ur eating this much meat this is actually insane
i'm probably gonna fucking die soon
here's my issue with this pizza:
sauce and cheese were actually really fucking good cuz I love pizza so it doesn't take much to impress me w/ that
EW and it's like going down my throat all slow and like scratching on the way down haha i'm not-
ethan: I think that's just u have to- I think u just have to chew it more
well that's probably it but everything about the pizza is actually good
except for that the meat is on it
moral of the story is i'm not really into it
ethan:do u think u said enough?
yes what do u think
I think it's time for the finale!!!
*sexy music*
ethan: it's finale time!
why r u so close to my face with the camera?
emma: it's kind of funny looking
ethan: it's kinda goofy
alright road trip we're going to vegas!!
emma: vegas!!!!
mr. king: vegas!! :)
do u have to pee?
emma:yea kinda do
ethan: there's urinals at in n out
*emma laughts*
*deep throat by cupcakke playing*
ethan: do u know what ur gonna get?
*big fucking sigh*
I have no clue what i'm gonna get
grayson: ur gonna get a hamburger aren't u?
yea but I don't really like toppings :/
grayson: just get the meat with no bun
ethan: hold the meat like that
ok
ethan: just flap it around and then-
flap it around and then :P ok
ethan: no don't do that
why??
look at me & bryant
hi Bryant!!!
hi mr. king!!!
mr. king: what's up guys
*laughs*
ethan: he's the cutest guy of all time
*laughs*
this is what Bryant the photographer looks like guys
mr. king: no its not
he's in fact freakin awesome and perfect
ethan: can I have a double double with no tomatoes and no onions
james is in this video!1!!1!
Emma's eating meat for the first time by the way
james charles: oh you're fuck- that was my fucking idea for her! u guys fucking suck
emma: I love you!
james: fuck you
*laughs*
james: k bye
*grayson laughs*
ethan: shit ready-epic editing?
*swaggy ass music*
oOoooOh shit hit a zoom on this shit
dAaAAmMMMNnN
emma: ummmm… no
*poor mr. king :/*
am I gonna hit this car
yea probably
yea let's do it
ethan: wooow. mukbang :P
for the finale i'm gonna be eating in n out because I grew up in california
everybody fuckin loves in n out and I've like never tried it
I should by now...have...had one...and I...haven't
this is a double double there's two fucking patties in it which is way too much for my veggie ass
show them the two patties
ew
it kinda smells like a fuckin *sniffs*
that's kind of not a good smell
u just can't think about it
*slurps*
uGh-this was a- no
in three..two..one
i'm scared
zErO
nEgAtiVE OnE
I CAN'T BELIEVE U JUST DID THAT (for the fiftieth fucking time)
kinda dry
get another bite? bite it here...that looks kinda wet
*laughs*
BIG BITE! BIG BITE!
oH WooOoOW
it's dripping it's dripping it's dripping
throw it out the window
I'm nOt GoNnA ThRoW iT OuT ThE wINdoW! nOOOoO
underwhelmed
I've literally had veggie burgers that were better than that which is surprising
because like...I don't know...veggie burgers are supposed to be boring as fuck
but I- i'm not a fan!
here's the thing: there is a lot of hype around the in n ouwt
iN n OuWt
in n ouwt?
there's a lot of hype around in n out. it's hard when something's so hyped up
for you to be like you know you hype it up so much in your head
yeah like it wasn't like uGhHHGHHGhH u know what I mean
like it was pretty good but it was like-
that's-that's the...tea
i think my favorite thing of the day today was definitely chick fil a
overall consensus - is that the right word?
I have no fucking clue I didn't go to school
me either
I think my overall conclusion is that: meat?
is it good? sure. but it's not great.
but meat's not bad
meat has its moments
it doesn't make me feel that good it kind of makes me feel a little bit oily...and sweaty
I think that was the meat lover's pizza
I think that was just me though...like I think I was just like that before maybe
ur just a little nervous :P
I ate the meat and I chewed it up and I swallowed that shit
meat honestly is a solid four and a half out of ten
I really am underwhelmed. i'm not excited about it. I really don't care.
i'm probably still gonna be vegetarian after this and that's the damn tea
I luv u <3, thanks for watching, hope u had fun-
u talk way too much and way too fast
no this is good
that's it for today's-
that's it for today's video
i'm done aaaaannnnnndddd
ethan: do u feel sick?
no I don't feel sick
ethan: see I think that's a lot of people's biggest worry that they'll feel sick (right)
you don't feel sick?
no I feel fucking fine
ok byeeee
see u guys later!
there was nothing to worry about...what does that mean?
*laughs*
there's nothing- she fucking- there's nothing- there was nothing wrong- nothing bad happened
she shouldn't have been worrying about anything
no I was fine
it's not a big deal
why do my teeth look so white like this?
me too
*laughing*
ok bye I need to go
*far away - tomppabeats*