Hi, my name is ColdBeer and let’s start with
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
It's a really fun game, I remember when I installed it for the first time it sucked
me in for like 4 hours non stop.
I’m not kidding - this is one of the most entertaining games I have ever played in my
life.
It has no real depth, it’s just pure fun.
All you have to do is to choose your units wisely and then they fight.
And observing these battles is pure entertainment.
Although you will get bored from it rather quickly.
I think I enjoyed it for two days.
You know, it’s just like that dog you took from the shelter.
FIrst two or three days are fun, and later is just a routine for 11 years.
It’s a good thing that Totally Accurate Battle Simulator has no feelings, it will
never get sick, it doesn’t shed its fur to your coffee and you can abandon it anytime
you want.
Anyway - the time you will spend with this game will be quality time no doubt.
I cannot recomend this stupid game enough, just try it.
It’s awesome, no matter how old you feel, the game is for everyone.
Katana Zero
This is a stylish neo-noir, action-platformer featuring instant-death combat.
You may ask who will be instantly dying - you or your enemies?
Well, that is a matter of your skills: if you suck as a gamer, you know the answer already.
So here you will slash, dash, and manipulate time to unravel your past and leave the trail
of blood and intestines everywhere you go.
The pace of the game somehow reminded me of Hotline Miami - super fast action, where you
have to time your attacks perfectly or you, you know... die.
Each level is uniquely designed for countless methods of completion.
You can defeat foes creatively, using spontaneous approaches to eliminate your enemy as you
see fit.
People on Steam are talking that the only bad thing about this game is... that it ends.
Superflight
This is the over-discounted game no list can be without, but this time featured title has
no flaws.
Quite the contrary - to buy a game with overwhelmingly positive reviews for this price is more than
a steal, it even feels like the game itself is paying you to play it.
So, have you ever seen documentaries about people without fear of death flying down the
mountain in a wingsuit?
This game is similar and let's you step into the shoes of such people.
You will be descending through colorful mountainscapes and scoring as many points as possible by
pulling off risky proximity maneuvers.
The controls are super intuitive and easy to learn, and there is an endless amount of
procedurally generated maps for you to explore.
People on Steam are talking that the only flaw of this game is that it lacks a first
person view for a more intense experience, but in general it is a wonderful relaxing
game where you risk dying all the time.
DOOM
This is one of the best, or probably the best first person shooter game released in the
past decade.
If you just want to have pure fun slaying demons for hours, you will not get nothing
better than DOOM.
Well, there is also DOOM Eternal, it is a great game as well, but it has a lot of platforming
and I really hated that.
And this DOOM is not wrapped around similar bs.
Here all the action is unraveling on Mars - suddenly the gates of Hell had opened, demons
ate Elon Musk and everything around was, you know, DOOMED.
Luckily you are the greatest warrior the universe ever saw and demons are no match for your
epicness in any way.
Well, to be fair they are if you play in higher difficulty - you will see loading screens
all the time.
Great game and for this price is a must play.
Besiege
This is a physics based building game in which you construct medieval siege engines and lay
waste to immense fortresses and peaceful villages.
Build a machine which can crush windmills, wipe out battalions of brave soldiers and
transport valuable resources, defending your creation against cannons, archers and everything
else.
Game looks beautiful, the art style is 10 vodkas out of 10.
And the same is difficulty, at least at the beginning, because my machines did more harm
to themselves than to their surroundings.
Most of the time I never even touched my enemies, I just ruined myself completely before that.
Anyway, I promise you that after a bit of practice you will build your incredibe mechanical
vodka bottle of terror and destroy some peaceful castles with your potato salad guns.
Celeste
This epic platformer has won The Game Awards in its category in 2018.
Overwhelmingly Positive reviews still decorate it's Steam page and judging by the 97% of
positiveness among all time and among new reviews - it ain't going nowhere.
This is a narrative-driven, single-player adventure with a charming cast of characters
and a touching story of self-discovery.
Here you will climb a massive mountain teeming with 700 screens of hardcore platforming challenges
and devious secrets.
If you have a nostalgic itch for platformer games Celeste will scratch it without a doubt
And people on Steam are talking that this game will teach you how relaxing it is to
die over and over again.
And yes, here you will die more than in Dark Souls, but that is ok, your mental health
is strong, right?
What health?
I don’t know.
Shut up.
Desperados 3
Here you can kill quietly with a knife, or take out multiple foes with your revolvers.
I especially like the knife part, it somehow feels more epic.
Probably a relic memory from playing Counter Strike 20 years ago.
Yes, that game is really old by now.
Scenarios game presents are far from cliche, situations are quite original, but also familiar,
with a nice vibe of Wild West.
I say vibe, because here you will fight not only in small frontier towns, but also in
creepy swamps, riverbanks and even sprawling modern cities.
Here you can choose between non-lethal and deadly attacks, meaning that you can finish
the game without killing anyone.
I have no idea why you may do that, it’s boring.
I live my real life without killing anyone, why should I do the same where I’m allowed
to snap a neck or two?
For example, I’m against hunting for fun, but I play theHunter and I slaughter all the
animals in the forest for pure entertainment.
You know why?
They are not real.
Anyway, Desperados 3 is like an old good Commandos game, but modern, with amazing visuals and
great quality overall.
Hades
This is one of the most known Action RPG Roguelite games in our Universe.
Here your goal is to avoid dying, but the game’s mechanics are made in a way that
you will die a lot and those deaths will make you stronger.
That is the beauty of Hades - you know like in other games you die, you ragequit and then
immediately uninstall, and here instead of that you will try again and again, because
it is fun.
Although if you don’t like Greece, ancient Greece, Greek gods, Greek yogurt, Greek vodka,
Greek condoms or Greek mythology this game is probably not for you.
As I always say - otherwise you will die a lot in the environment you hate and then repeat
the experience countless times.
This is the true definition of Hell, don’t you think?
And coincidentally this is where all the action of Hades happens.
Dishonored
This is a stealth game, although you can play it as a brute force lover as well - you just
have to be way better gamer, because fighting multiple enemies is a real challenge here.
The best part of Dishonored comes in combining all your powers with your weapons and finding
your own way through the semi-open world environments.
Also keep in mind that Dishonored two is also discounted, but if you never played any of
them, better start with the first one.
Although the game is old, it’s graphics are really nice even today.
And this price is more than OK.
For example you can get one lame frozen pizza in a grocery store for this amount of moneys
in my city of Vilnius - that’s not much.
Interesting thing is that the genre of Dishonored is whalepunk - a subgenre of steampunk, where
most of the energy is gathered from the hunted whales and their fat.
So your mama... she wouldn’t be safe in this world, oh no.
Risk of Rain 2
Everyone who played Risk of Rain two can agree on one thing - it plays way better than it
looks, meaning that everything you are seeing now to you looks like a graphic gibberish
of some sort, but if you take control of the hero - everything changes immediately.
This game has 96% of positive reviews left by 120 000 people who bought the game.
You can't argue with that.
So here you will fight your way to the final boss and escape or continue your run indefinitely
to see just how long you can survive.
A unique scaling system means both you and your foes limitlessly increase in power over
the course of a game.
People on Steam are talking that the game is a bit unfriendly for new players - it will
take time for you to adapt, so be prepared for that, it won't guide you by your penis.
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