Past due. Electric bill?
I paid this already.
Why is the electric bill so high?
[ Grunts ]
Siward, we need to talk about how you been runnin' the house.
[ Electricity crackles ]
Damn it, they cut the power.
I hate this house! The floors keep collapsin'!
The floor collapses because you have an obesity problem,
Donalbain. -It's termite damage!
It's pot pie damage.
I'm tired of you asking me for money every month.
It's called rent, Fifth Witch.
What if I was in charge of the house?
Lady Macbeth, I have everything under control.
You sure about that?
Things seem a little bit rocky right now.
We'll dock eventually, and that'll be our new address,
where the bills can't find us.
Aah!
[ Doorbell rings, knocking ]
Hi, I see you just arrived in a flaming house.
I'm Ted with the HOA.
Just wanted to let you know your grass is a little high.
We measured it about 12 centimeters,
but, uh, approved range is like 10 to 11 centimeters.
There's a $200-per-day penalty per centime--
Alright, kids, yard work time.
Eh, I got a whole bunch of not this I got to go do.
Ah, ha, ha!
Yeah, me, too.
Well, I guess I'll just obese my way outside.
It's funny how despite my obesity,
I have no problem helping you, Siward.
Oh, but when I need help -- Termite damage!
♪♪
Aah!
Yeah, no one listens to me around here.
Got to cut the grass by myself.
Hey, buddy, don't cut my grass.
No one cuts my grass but me.
This is my grass.
Ted from the HOA said it had to be 10 centimeters.
Well, Ted's not in the HOA.
He's just a ghost that haunts the neighborhood.
Ooh! Cut your grass! You should cut your grass!
I should kick your ass for cutting my grass.
You and your Mice-and-Men lookin' potato-headed son.
Siward, I think I sat on a bunny.
Uh-oh, I think I sat on a bunch of bunnies.
How dare you call Donalbain my son!
Oh, you want to go?
Henry, don't fight the raptor.
We got reservations at Chowie's.
What kind of man makes reservations at Chowie's?
A man who takes care of his family,
provides a place to eat
appetizers every Tuesday for $10.
Aah! I can't swim in all these bunnies!
-Son of a -- -Stop it, Henry!
Somebody help! -Aah!
Y'all get on out of here now. Get!
You little bunnies, little cute bunnies.
And you, too, guy next door.
Leave my friend alone! You get on out of here!
If I have to eat at Yummy Thursdays, I'll kill myself.
That son of a bitch bit me!
Does this look infected? -Yes, that's foul!
We should get you to the hospital.
No, no, no! We can't afford the hospital.
I'll suck the pus out myself.
Reservations.
Stop biting.
I don't want to eat at Chowie's.
Yummy Thursdays.
Aah!
[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Birds chirping ]
Ooh, the power's back on.
And someone fixed the ceiling.
But who could've -- Oh, my God.
Oh, good, you boys are up.
Hope I didn't wake you by fixing the ceiling
and paying those bills.
I made you a beanie weenie breakfast.
We don't know you, sir.
Of course you do.
I'm your dad, silly. -I get it.
Siward got bit by the dad next door, and now he's a were-dad.
We just got to kill it with silver.
Was -- Was that silver?
No, I just wanted to get rid of that.
You know we ain't got no damn silver.
-Lady Macbeth? -Aah!
-Witchcraft! -Fire is for outside, missy.
Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
-Oh, man. -I'm confused.
-Hey, Confused, I'm Dad. -I'm out of here.
Bye, Out of Here. I'm still Dad.
Hey, Pop, can I get more weenies in these beanies?
Let's weenie it out, son.
You're such a great head of this house.
We had a guy who was head of this house,
Is that you, Fifth Witch?
Where am I? Smells like Cleveland here!
That was Siward.
He's trying to reclaim his body from beyond the veil.
But the were-dad's dominated -- Hello?
Heidi? Hey, girl!
No, how have you been?
Lady Macbeth, look! Were-dad gave me guns!
Every man should have and use several guns.
I'm gonna use 'em right now.
[ Laughs ] Reach for the sky!
Look at me, I'm being a man.
Fifth Witch, I'm on the phone!
Oh!
Uh, hey.
Girl, my fat roommate is eating himself again.
Don't go blabbin' about my shames!
This is private time!
This is -- This is supposed to be my private time!
Y'all need to stay out of my business!
Oh, damn it!
Well, that explains why he didn't want any beanie weenies.
Are you there, God? It's me, Donalbain.
I'm sorry I was mean to that new man.
I'm also sorry I cloned and ate myself.
You know how I struggle with deep, deep darknesses.
Hey, champ. Permission to come aboard?
No! Go away!
Donalbain, I know it's tough
dealing with the new man of the house.
But if there's one thing I can promise you...
I will not be back sassed.
What?
Don't you "what" me, mister.
I will never be spoken to like that in my own house!
Because I was spoken to like that in my last house,
and I promised myself I would never let --
How long is this story?
Run, Donalbain! I can't control it!
He fixed the roof?
[ Classical music playing ]
Aah!
We got to get rid of this were-dad.
-I just sat down. -He hit me!
Sure did. I hit him.
Up to see if he wanted some free ice cream.
-Oh, boy, free ice cream! -Free ice cream?
Hey, wait! No, no, that's not --
Donalbain, I know that the were-dad is abusing you,
and it's wrong, and I am an ally, but baby,
I also want that free ice cream.
Ice cream. Ice cream all around.
What do you say, Donalbain?
Aww.
Do you feel like you deserve ice cream, Donalbain?
Lady Macbeth, Fifth Witch, you two enjoy your treats.
Donalbain and I are gonna step outside and...
fix the truck.
We don't have a truck. Aah!
No, not the 7/8.
The 3/4, you dumb shit!
Making me fix this truck.
Ooh, all auto repairs should be done in a garage!
Oil could leak into the water table.
Can't you do nothin' right?
Oh, this isn't my problem.
This is a family matter.
See you in church on Sunday.
Now, would you look at that?
In front of the whole neighborhood.
This makes us look so trashy.
Let's get Siward back.
This ice cream cone was disgusting.
Alright, listen up, Fifth Witch.
Young Siward is trapped in Were-world.
Now, my friend and colleague, Condoleezza Rice,
said that if we free him, it will kill the were-dad,
but in order to do that, we'll have to go to
Were-world ourselves.
Where's Were-world?
[ Machine whirring ]
Hey, guys, hey.
Listen, I just wanted to apologize for the other day.
I was way out of line.
What's up with the tire irons?
Beat his ass! -[ Grunting ]
So, we have to kill the original were-dad to go to
Were-world? -We don't need to kill anybody.
We just need him to bite us.
But we knocked out all his teeth.
Ugh, pick those up.
Are you sure this counts as a were-dad bite?
I don't know, I'm just wingin' it.
I think I'm becoming a were-dad!
Ah, ah, ah!
I guess that wasn't it.
Aah!
-Chowie's. -Yummy Thursdays.
Whoa!
Oh, so this is Were-world.
Of course you're by the damn dumpster.
Found him! -Oh, hey, fellas.
What are you doing over here, nerd?
Nothing. What are you two doing in Were-world?
Where's Donalbain?
Donalbain: Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Aah!
-Caw! -Caw!
Caw!
-Caw. -Caw, caw.
-Caw, caw. -Caw!
Glad we're on the same page. -Three?
All: We'll make a man outta you, boy.
Siward, you have to come home.
I was trying to come back, but then I saw
how your new dad fixed the roof and paid the bills.
Seemed like a better head of the house.
He was for sure, but he beats Donalbain.
Oof, that's hard.
-It's so -- -Oh, I know, I know, I know.
Donalbain needs discipline.
You don't want him turning out like Fifth Witch.
Sure don't. I joined the Bloods.
People die behind this shit.
Is that supposed to spell "Blood"?
I don't have enough fingers.
Hey, cuz.
[ Gunfire ]
Get rid of that red bandana, you idiot!
Were-world is Crips turf!
Take that weak shit out of here!
Try to game on me?
Yeah, Were-world's a rough neighborhood.
I'm ordering us a car to take us home.
-You say what? -Here comes our ride now.
Are you J-Fox Crips4Life?
Yeah, I'm your driver. Get in.
Ah, that hurt. That hurts.
Excuse me, Mr. Crip.
-Watch it, man, damn! -Can you scoot over?
I'm scoot over as much as I can scoot over, man.
[ Wolf howls ]
We'll teach you how to tie a tie.
Got to learn how to work a knife.
Oh, this grill ain't gonna light itself.
Can you get us any closer to our bodies?
This were-curse is too strong!
-We'll have to jump for it. -Are you crazy?
We'll be fried if this dad-curse doesn't weaken.
Aah! Oh, ooh!
That's it! Enough!
What you doin' with that stick, boy?
I don't need a dad!
I'm my own man!
I pay someone to change my oil.
I'm fine with a woman breadwinner!
And I like my steak well done with delicious ketchup!
I'm back! Donalbain, you did it.
Donalbain, stop!
It's me, your best friend, Fifth Witch.
I know who you are!
Whoo, I'm back! That was one hell of a ride.
Five stars, baby.
Well, now where's Siward?
He was right behind me.
You boys are in for it now.
No, Dad, you're in for it!
-Donalbain, stop! -Donalbain, no!
Siward's still in there! He was just tipping our driver!
Siward never tips!
Silver bullet.
You're a man now, boy. [ Coughs ]
I always knew you were --
Aah! [Bleep] idiot!
Father, I'm so happy you're back so!
Siward, you need a hospital.
No, no hospital. No money.
I'll just suck the bullet out myself.
Ooh!
Oh. Take -- Take me to the hospital.
-Watch his head. -The blood makes him slippery.
I need to lose some damn weight.
Oh, no, not again.
-Aah! -We did it.