>> James: TONIGHT WE'LL BE CELEBRATING THE GREATEST
ROMANTIC COMEDIES OF ALL TIME, BY REENACTING THEM AS QUICKLY AS
POSSIBLE.
NOW, I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO THIS ALL ALONE, SO TO HELP ME, PLEASE
WELCOME SETH ROGEN AND CHARLIZE THERON.
(
GUYS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
>> GLAD TO BE HERE.
>> James: CHARLIZE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING, ARE YOU READY TO DO
THIS.
>> 100 PERCENT, YES.
>> SURE.
>> James: WELL THEN WE RN BEGIN.
>> DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD MEET?
>> YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
>> MEET?
OH MY GOD.
(
DOWN?
>> SURE.
>> James: OVER HERE.
>> COOL, I WON'T GET DIRTY.
OH, LORD!
I ALMOST SAT ON YOUR FACE.
RIGHT THERE.
(
>> HELLO.
I'M LOOKING FOR MY WIFE.
(
WE LIVE IN A CYNICAL WORLD, AND WE WORK IN A BUSINESS OF TOUGH
COMPETITORS.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU COMPLETE ME.
AND I JUST━ >> SHUT UP.
JUST SHUT UP.
YOU HAD ME AT HELLO.
(
>> James: I- I- I LIVE IN NOTTING HILL, YOU LIVE IN
BEVERLY HILLS. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS WHO YOU ARE; MY
MOTHER HAS TROUBLE REMEMBERING MY NAME.
>> AND I'M ALSO JUST A GIRL, STANDING IN FRONT OF A BOY,
ASKING HIM TO LOVE HER.
>> WELL, I, I, I, I, YOU SEE, IF I WONDER, LET ME, ASK, YOU, ONE,
ONE, THING, DO YOU THINK AFTER WE'VE DRIED OFF AND WE SPEND A
LOT MORE, TIME, TOGETHER, YOU MIGHT AGREE NOT TO MARRY ME AND
DO YOU THINK NOT BEING MARRIED TO ME MAY BE SOMETHING YOU, YOU
COULD CONSIDER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
>> I DO.
>> WELL, THAT, THAT IS, I, NOW, NOW, NOW, LISTEN, HERE, I, I, I,
NOW HERE'S THE THING.
>> ARE YOU STILL HUGH GRANT, RIGHT NOW.
>> YES, I, I, I, I, I, I.
>> HE'S DONE A THE LOVE THESE FILM, YOU ARE COLIN FIRTH, ARE
YOU HUGH GRANT.
>> I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO.
>> DONE WHAT.
>> THIS.
>> THAT REALLY HURT, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING.
>> THIS.
>> James: OH, OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE UP, I GIVE UP, JUST GIVE ME
A (
(
>> IT'S YOU.
>> IT'S ME.
>> James: ARE YOU ANNIE?
>> YES, THIS MUST BE YOURS.
>> WE BETTER GO.
SHALL WE?
(
ANOTHER HAVE FAKED IT.
>> WELL, THEY HAVEN'T FAKED IT WITH ME.
(
>> YOU DON'T THINK THAT I COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
>> OH.
(
>> YOU OKAY?
>> OH, YES.
OH, GOD.
(
OH, YES!
YES!
OH, GOD YES.
>> James: I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING
(
>> PAY ME A COMPLIMENT, MELVIN.
I NEED ONE.
QUICK.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WHAT YOU SAID HURT MY FEELINGS.
(
A BETTER MAN.
>> THAT'S MAYBE THE BEST COMPLIMENT OF MY LIFE.
(
>> WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR EAR?
>> HMMM?
>> IS THAT... IS THAT HAIR GEL?
>> NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO━
>> NO, GREAT, I COULD USE SOME.
I JUST RAN OUT.
(
I'M PREGNANT.
>> (
>> WELL, YOU ARE A'S GOING TO DO THIS ONE, I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD
DO THIS ONE BECAUSE, I DO A REALLY GOOD SETH ROGEN.
IT IS REALLY, I GOT IT DOWN.
I GOT THE WHOLE THING, YOU KNOW, LIKE, DORCHLT YOU THINK, DON'T
YOU THINK I SHOULD-- .
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> IT IS PRETTY GOOD.
I WILL DO THIS ONE, YOU GOT TO DO HUGH GRANT, I WILL DO THIS,
YEAH?
>> THAT'S FAIR.
>> WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M PREGNANT.
>> WITH... EMOTION?
>> WITH A BABY.
(
>> James: ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT WHEN YOU'RE MY AGE, GUYS
WILL BE LINED UP AROUND THE BLOCK FOR YOU.
>> YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE MY TEACHER.
>> James: ACTUALLY, I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE I'M YOUR
TEACHER.
(
IT'S YOU.
>> IT'S ME.
>> James: BUT THAT NIGHT AT THE PARTY━
>> YEAH, I WAS DRUNK AND CONFUSED AND IT ENDED LIKE A
MINUTE AFTER YOU SAW US.
>> James: AND YOU'RE JEWISH?
(
>> James: WHICH IS COOL.
>> IT'S KIND OF CRAZY, HUH?
>> James: I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME.
>> ME NEITHER.
(
>> ALRIGHT.
>> DO I LOOK OKAY?
>> MMM.
>> MMM?
>> SOMETHING'S MISSING.
>> WELL, NOTHING ELSE IS GONNA FIT INTO THIS DRESS, I'LL TELL
YOU THAT.
>> WELL, MAYBE SOMETHING IN THIS BOX.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET TOO EXCITED.
THIS IS ONLY ON LOAN.
(
VERY INOPPORTUNE TIME, BUT I HAVE THIS GIGANTIC FAVOR TO ASK
OF YOU.
CHOOSE ME.
MARRY ME.
LET ME MAKE YOU HAPPY.
(
>> ARE YOU THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE BASS AND SAX?
>> James: THAT'S US!
I'M DAPHNE!
AND THIS IS JOE... SEPHINE.
>> I'M SUGAR CANE!
>> SUGAR CANE?
>> YEAH I CHANGED IT.
IT USED TO BE SUGAR KOWALCHICK.
HEY, YOU WANT SOME?
IT'S BOURBON.
(
>> James: DOC, WHAT ABOUT MR. MIDNIGHT HERE?
WHEN CAN I BE UP AND RUNNING IN THAT DEPARTMENT?
>> AFTER A HEART ATTACK THE RULE IS, IF YOU CAN CLIMB A FLIGHT OF
STAIRS, YOU CAN HAVE SEX.
(
NEVER SEEN A WOMAN THAT AGE NAKED BEFORE.
(
>> I'M NAKED.
I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON.
>> YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A COAT OR ANYTHING?
>> NO, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO STAND NAKED IN THE FREEZING COLD
>> OH HELLO SLOOM !
, THIS IS A VERY POPULAR CAR, I DONE DO ANY MORE, AND THIS
FORMULA.
>> SEE WHAT YOU DONE.
>> WAIT, >> DO YOU LIKE IT DAD?
>> WELL, WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT DOLLARS?
$1,200?
>> James: WELL, MR. BANKS.
THIS IS A VERY REASONABLE PRICE FOR A CAKE OF THIS MAGNITUDE.
>> A CAKE, FRANK, IS MADE OF FLOUR AND WATER.
MY FIRST CAR DIDN'T COST $1,200.
>> James: (
BANKS!
(
♪ SILENT NIGHT HOLY NIGHT
♪ ALL IS CALM (
(
>> I THEREFORE PROCLAIM THAT THEY ARE, HUSBAND AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
♪ LOVE, LOVE, LOVE ♪ THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
THAT CAN'T BE DONE ♪ NOTHING YOU CAN SING
THAT CAN'T BE SUNG ♪ NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
BUT YOU CAN LEARN ♪ HOW TO PLAY THE GAME
IT'S EASY ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ♪ ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE
LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED >> James: CHARLIZE THERON AND
SETH ROGEN, EVERYBODY!
THEIR NEW FILM “LONG SHOT” IS IN THEATRES EVERYWHERE MAY 3.
COME ON BACK!
♪ LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED
>> James: CHARLIZE THERON AND SETH ROGEN, EVERYBODY!
(
LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED