I can't hear anything!
( shudders )
( music playing )
We've bathed in a lot of stuff on this show:
ranch dressing, chicken noodle soup,
cereal, and most regrettably, ice.
But for St. Patty's Day,
we thought we needed to bathe
in the most Irish thing under the rainbow:
( together ) The Shamrock Shake.
853 to be exactly.
Dink it.
Huh-huh!
Ooh!
( exclaiming )
It's a tad bit chilly.
( growls )
- Channel the anger! - ( roars )
- I'm so angry. - ( growling )
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Now, now, hold on. We need to hold on--
No, don't hold on to each other, hold on to this,
because two slippery men holding onto each other
just means two slippery men.
- Different kind of video. - ( laughs )
Y'all should've put some--
Whoo, sandpaper!
Ooh, when the Irish treasures hit...
( together ) The Shamrock Shake.
We're gonna get some shamrock shrinkage.
I'm going-- I'm going inside.
You're going on the inside?
Three, two, one...
( shuddering )
I can't-- aah...
Ooh, baby.
It's gonna get my nips. It's gonna get my nips.
Oh! Aah!
Oh, it feels good on my nips.
I've got to pick my legs up and put them over the top.
Aah! Aah! Where are my feet right now?
What is that-- whoops!
One of us has gotta go low.
So we can get fully submerged.
( grunting and groaning )
- ( panting ) - Go, go, go.
See y'all on the flipside.
Oh! There he goes!
This is unsettling!
This is so unsettling!
Oh, yeah.
( laughter )
I can't hear anything.
Now it's my turn.
- Can you breathe under there? - No.
Oh, he's down! He's under!
( laughter )
( panting )
I can't hear anything!
I can't see!
I'm shivering so much.
Maybe I should've took my glasses off.
- Oh. - Oh, hello.
I forgot. When you're taking a bath in a Shamrock Shake,
it summons Lepre-Chase.
( chortles )
That's not Chase with leprosy.
That's Chase as a leprechaun.
You know, if you do what I say,
I might get you a pot of gold.
- ( Rhett grunts ) - Link: Oh. Okay.
You should start by singing "Danny Boy."
Okay.
Three, two, one...
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
♪ From glen to glen ♪
♪ And down the mountainside ♪
♪ The summer's gone ♪
♪ And all the flowers dying ♪
♪ 'Tis you, 'tis you must go ♪
- ♪ And I must bide ♪ - ♪ And I must die ♪
No, it's "bide," not "die."
I feel like I'm gonna die.
♪ But come ye back ♪
♪ When summer's ♪
♪ In the meadow ♪
♪ Or when the valley's hushed ♪
♪ And white as snow! ♪
Aah!
( yelping )
- ( screaming ) - ♪ 'Tis I'll be ♪
♪ Here in sunshine or in shadow ♪
Dang it!
♪ Because you are the wind ♪
♪ Beneath my wings ♪
I'm pretty sure that's what we're singing.
I'm pretty sure that turned into "Wind Beneath My Wings."
( screams )
Whoa, it just got so much colder, you freak!
You know, if you stay in there a little bit longer,
I'll bring you a nice pot of Irish stew.
Oh, do it!
Here, take this. Take this.
- No, you take that. - You take that.
Golly, it's so cold!
Some Irish stew for you and some Irish stew for you.
It's freaking-- it's frozen.
Ooh, it's cold.
I'm gonna kill you, Lepre-Chase!
What kind of sick joke is this?
It's solid. Look at that.
I can't even get the spoon out.
Just throw it in.
Hey, look what I got?
I think I got an idea what it is.
( laughter )
I got a Sprite!
- Of course that's in here. - Yes!
Yes.
A nice, ice-cold Sprite.
All right, I think you guys are ready for a pot of gold.
- Yeah. - Yeah, we are.
- You wanna get out of the bath? - Rhett: Yeah!
- Okay, you go. - You want me to step on your--
- No. - ...wiener?
Oh, oh...
All right, guys, squat down.
After a nice bath,
it's always good for some medicated powder.
Here's a nice pot of Gold Bond.
Seriously?
Gold Bond?
- Chase-- - This is real.
- Don't breathe. - Don't breathe.
Only breathe out.
All right, you earned it.
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
- We did it. - ( growls )
Good work.
Now, keep watching as we play
a guessing game with puke.
- Of course - The fun never ends
on "Good Mythical Morning."
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