- Vin Diesel is officiating,
K-Ci & JoJo sing All My Life as I walk down the aisle,
teacup pig is my ring-bearer.
It's underwater or in space, one of the two.
You know, either way I'm down.
It's gonna be a cool wedding.
(upbeat soft piano music)
- You know, I've thought about my wedding.
And honestly, I'm just afraid that I'm gonna cry.
- Must have great food.
I love food, so the catering has to be on-point.
- My ideal wedding is probably like BYOB potluck.
- Then suddenly, sliders come out.
(bleep) yeah, sliders.
- Oh, here's something I thought about.
I kinda want a pecan pie instead of a wedding cake.
- Ooh, the music?
Oh (bleep), I didn't even think about the music.
- Our first dance would be like
a really sweet, quiet, slow song.
Then, all of a sudden, it just turns into the most hood-ass,
ass-shaking music you ever heard in your life
and we're just grinding on each other.
- Ja Rule, Fat Joe, get all that.
Destiny's Child? Goin' down.
- My husband and I either have to wear black or navy.
No one's gonna wear white.
- If I'm gonna roll out and get married,
I'm gonna be as swagged-out as possible.
- Open bar and pinball, that's all we need.
- Yeah, to people who say men don't dream
about their weddings, you're talking to the wrong dudes.
There's some romantic dudes out there.
I'm one of 'em.
I'm also single, so get at me.
- I think it's a big misconception that, you know,
everyone thinks it's the little girl
that's dreaming about her wedding day.
But, it should be talked about more
that men dream about that day just as much.
- I'm gay and so gay marriage wasn't legal until recently.
So, I mean, yeah, I fantasize about things here and there.
- While I don't dwell on it or dream about it
to a huge extent, I think about it and I'm excited about it.
I mean, I can't wait, I'll say, I can't wait to get married.
I think it's gonna be great.