Hey guys!
Looks so dark...
Oh, you know what? I did not set up one of my lights.
And you know what? I'm not going to.
Welcome to my dark vlog.
Is that offensive? Probably...
Welcome to my dark and light vlog.
This is getting ridiculous...
I guess, let's just jump into it!
Welcome to another Dear Ryan!
Dear Ryan, can you attempt Zayn Malik's "You and I" highnote?
Funny story, I never mentioned this about Zayn Malik, actually. It's actually not a funny story...
Hate when people say that when it's not funny...
Ok..Boring story about Zayn Malik, before he was well known, before he was even in the group, somebody sent me a screenshot
showing me that he was--you know--subscribed to my channel from his personal account,
and during this time, he was a part of One Direction so I didn't believe it, but I went to go check it out
and it turned out to be true!
Pretty sure he does not watch these videos anymore, but you know what?
That's still a fun--uh--good--um--bad story!
Just wanted to brag... Sorry guys.
Back to the Dear Ryan!
Yes, I'm sorry, I don't know what song... Is this a new song? I've never heard of this "You and I" song.
So I'll probably have to look it up...
-You and I Song Plays-
Is this supposed to be high-pitched? That?
You--you--
Okay...
Oh my goodness! That's high!
Ok..I can't do that...
I mean, like that's a high-pitch. Yeah, okay...
Uh... my teehees are a lot higher than that.
Probably won't sound as good but let me just-
I can go that high, I can do it.
♫ You and IIIIIII ♫
That is... that
This is hard...
One more time
♫ Cause you and I ♫
Was that it?
Alright that's enough of this Dear Ryan.
My mom is in town right now, she's staying with me
So, I'm a little embarrassed.
Another funny story
This one again not that funny
as a kid I used to sing all the time
and my mom one day she just took me and she was like: look...
Ryan...
You CAN'T sing
That's the end of the story.
Funny, right?
Just gonna move on to the next one...
Dear Ryan, what would you do if someone stole your cellphone
If somebody stole my cellphone,
I use it every single day that has my schedule is everything I need like I need to live by that
If somebody stole that from me
Tell you what I do
See this right here?
Yeah
I'd sell this and go buy another one!
Can't sell this now, it's broken.
Dear Ryan, can you do Pokemon impressions
I don't know why I keep getting asked to do impressions
I'm not an impressionist
I-I will attempt it again
Like how I attempted Dragonball
I only know the first generation of Pokemon
Sorry I don't know all the new ones that the kids are into
Obviously, I'm not gonna do all hundred and fifty of them
or a hundred and fifty one?
I don't remember
let's see there's..
mewtwo... dragonite... plus Alaska and Hawaii
Yeah, there's a hundred and fifty-one
So that's way too many to do
I'm just gonna do the ones that I remember
(Pikachu!!!) That's a hard one to start with
Pikachu
Squirtle
Wartortle
Blastoise
Bulba-
(RUFF).... Marley! ....Marley
Bulbasaur
Ivysaur
Venus-
where'd my neck go?
Venusaur
Charmander!
Chaaar!
what the hell.. he doesn't even say his name
Duhhhhh!
Uhhhh
Ok I cant do Charizard...Next
hehehehe
Metapod
Clefairy!
Meowth!
Psy!
Geodude
*neigh*
Slowpoke...
Koffing!
Wheezing...
Ekanssss!
Karp, karp, ka-karp, Magikarp
♫ Jiiiiigllyyy puffff ♫
♫ Jiigglllyyyyyyy puff ♫
GKGKGKGKGKGKGG
*coughs* ok yeah that's
That is enough impressions for one day
I'm like exhausted
I don't know if you can hear it, but i'm like starting to lose my voice already
♫♫♫♫♫♫ OR AM I ♫♫♫♫♫♫
*burps*
woops
that was a pokemon too
Oh Well..
Nah, I'm just playin', I'll do it
Cheese rap, huh? Sounds delicious..
You actually think we're gonna do another trickshot video?
Yeah!
Yeah..
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
So I know you must be a little confused now, cause of the title
you know, saying that there were fails
when clearly they were dope --
I don't know why I'm talking like this.
well you see ever since we made our first trickshot video
we've been getting a lot of crazy requests
to do a bunch of other ones
some are repeats, clearly they haven't seen we already did those
and there's also some crazy ones, like these, like throwing knives
and-and bow and arrow trickshots, dangerous ones
well the reason why i picked ping pong balls over all the other great options
is because, you know, I learned my lesson
from the other ones...
we broke a lot of things, and people did get hurt
and that's why i picked pingpong balls
because they're safe and they're light
and you know, nothing's gonna get broken from a little, light pingpong ball
is what I told myself before we started doing this.
Ping Pong Ball Trickshot Fails
You got this
ooh
I don't want somebody to get hit by it
What if I throw it back like this, you know?
Oh!
Ohhh my god!
You all right?
I hit my foot on the desk.
Oh my god!
Ohh! Ohhhh
Your computer!
Look at the dent.
I'm surprised this didn't break
My heart is going.
Oh well..
Teehee!