James: I phoned a police and quit yapping and leave!
Abdo: Man, it looks nobody been here for years brother, please. I'm begging you.
James: Get out of my house!
Russell: A viewer in Canada named Fayaz sends in the request to prank this guy James.
Russell: The a**hole owner of the house next door to him.
Russell: Apparently James owns a few properties in town.
Russell: And one right next to Fayaz is an absolute dump!
Russell: It's been abandoned for years.
Russell: If there was an Airbnb, squatters would list it as "The top spot to shoot up in!"
Russell: I called Fayaz to get some more info about this ridiculous scenario.
Fayaz: The police caught him once and -
Fayaz: - and charged him with a theft auto -
Fayaz: - five dollar garden hose he -
Fayaz: - went and spray painted 50 foot worth of my fence saying -
Fayaz: - suck my a**!
Fayaz: The worst one is, he wrote uh -
Fayaz: - farking Pakistani on the garbage bin and -
Russell: If you can think of like - one reason. Fayaz: Right after he knew I was Muslim like -
Fayaz: - he labeled it.
Russell: If you can think of like - one reason. Fayaz: Right after he knew I was Muslim like -
Russell: Why do you think he's been so mean to you?
Russell: If you can think of like - one reason. Fayaz: Right after he knew I was Muslim like -
Fayaz: - he was mean like right after that.
James: Bend over, do some picking up!
Fayaz: Intimidation.
James: And forget it!
Fayaz: You want me to clean your property?
James: You clean it, yes! Nothing wrong with that.
James: You'll go to heaven with the rest of them.
James: We clean the s**t up from people like you.
Fayaz: Like, what do you mean "like me"?
James: Well, like you!
James: You're driving these other people legitimate citizens and so on -
James: - working people -
James: - you're bothering them all the time.
James: I don't know where the f**k you come from?!
James: Just, leave me alone and go on.
James: You're giving me a headache.
Fayaz: So, what should we do with the garbage, put it in your bin?
James: Eat it! I don't give a s**t what you do with it. Now, leave me alone.
Russell: It's time for Abdo to serve up some justice.
Russell: OP style!
Russell: I'm gonna make him think that squatters have broken into his abandoned house.
Russell: Which is his literal worst nightmare.
Russell: Check it out.
James: Hello?
Abdo: Habibi, you're over at 102 Avenue, right?
Abdo: I think you're the guy I met him one time, right?
James: At 102, yep, that's me.
Abdo: Okay, excellent!
Abdo: Do you know, does - is the power still on over there or did you shut it off?
James: I shut off the main breaker.
Abdo: Oh, but can I turn it back on, is it okay?
James: No. No.
Abdo: But, but I've been squatting here like -
Abdo: - I just like - I don't have anywhere to go, right?
James: What do you mean, you tucked - you tucked the plywood door off?!
Abdo: Brother, I was struggling, right?
Abdo: I just, I have nowhere to go.
James: The police will be there.
Abdo: I tried to take a dump in the toilet and it won't even flush brother.
Abdo: Did you turn off the water too?
James: Keep out of there!
Abdo: Okay, can you just pretend like I never called you, please?
Abdo: Just forget it happened, okay?
James: I'm gonna phone the police right now.
Abdo: Okay brother, let me - I have to take one more s**t.
Abdo: Please. My stomach is hurting so much and I'm going to leave, okay brother?
Abdo: I promise you this.
James: No s**tting in there at all!
James: Because, it doesn't flush!
Abdo: I know it doesn't flush! I had to find that the hard way brother.
Abdo: It's sitting here, I - I -
James: Do not - get out of my house!
James: Now!
Abdo: But, brother, you have your - you have two houses, why do you need two?
Abdo: Don't be stingy brother, please.
James: Get out of there, now! -
Abdo: Okay. It was so cold -
James: - rest from there and do your s**tting!
Abdo: Brohter, I'm just - I just want to be honest right?
Abdo: I - there was no toilet paper and so I had to wipe my a** on the corner of the counter.
Abdo: So, I will try to clean it a little bit brother.
Abdo: I'm so sorry about this.
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James: Get out of my house. I called the police! And quit yapping and leave!
Abdo: Ah, it looks like nobody's been here for years brother, please! I'm begging you -
James: Get out of my house!
Abdo: Wait, say that again? [phone call ends]
Russell: [laughing]
Russell: Alright, here's where it get's really really good. At this point I spooked this guy so much
Russell: that he was racing over to catch Abdo, with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in tow.
Russell: He literally called in the cavalry to deal with this homeless Arab dude.
Russell: And a couple of hours later, I called him back using the number of the nearby business on the caller ID.
Russell: To make up that Abdo was breaking in again, but this time through the chimney.
James: Hello?
Russell: Yeah, hi there, uhm - Do you know who might own the property over at 102 Av?
James: Yes. Me. Why?
Russell: I'm actually working here by in ICO, I was just trying to look up the phone number
Russell: there seems to be a guy who's climbing the side of the house and he seem to be, trying to pry himself down the chimney.
James: I can't think there's anybody up there on the chimney, I was just there myself!
James: I was there about 20 minutes ago checking the private door on the back.
Russell: Do you want me to possibly go over to the house and tell him to go away or like, ask him what he's doing, anything like that?
James: Yeah, good idea.
Russell: Let - I'm going outside to him right now.
Russell: Hey, excuse me? Yeah, hi there. What are you doing on top of the roof top?
Abdo: I - Yeah, yeah, it's my house, I'm just trying to get inside.
Russell: Uh, I don't believe that's your property, as far as I know.
Abdo: Just - What do you want? Leave me alone, it's my house. Just go away, go away brother.
James: Can't be his ho - What 102?
Russell: Yeah, I'm right in front of 102, this guy's insisting that it's his house. Um -
Russell: I'm on the phone with the owner right now.
Abdo: What are you talking about? This is my house and go away! I want to go sleeping.
James: Oh, must be a bum, I don't know, uh -
Russell: Sir, I'm actually on the speaker phone with the owner of the house like -
Russell: you must be on the wrong house. Did you possibly had too much for a drink or something like that?
Abdo: No this is my house, he might be mistaken.
James: Call the police! Call the police...
Abdo: Uh, hello. This is my house I think there is some confusion about this.
James: What were you striving in there for?
Abdo: I wanted just a place to cook my food man, like I had this food and a small camp fire.
James: I've called the police, now get out.
Abdo: Okay, I was trying to get though the chimney brother, please.
James: No! Just get out of the house! There's no answer, the police are coming now.
Abdo: I just want - I'm just trying to squeeze I'm just a little bit fat.
James: Get out of my house! [phone call ends]
Abdo: Hallo?
Russell: [laughing] He hung up...
Abdo: Let me go.
Police: I'm sorry about this sir, but you're gonna have to exit this chimney immediately.
Abdo: This is my home!
Abdo: You stupid! You're bruising my ballsack man!
James: Get out of my house!