- Dude, I can't believe this is your
first time on the Shore.
I've got you a sick rental bike,
and I got you everything you're gonna need.
Dude, what are you wearing?
- What do you mean, what am I wearing, these are my clothes.
- Take some pads.
And some gloves, and here's a helmet.
Sorry, it might be a little big.
- Hey, don't people go missing out here?
- Sometimes...
- Are you gonna bring that bag?
- Yeah, I was going to.
- Okay, good, because I have a few things.
Headlamp, few Clif bars...
Do you have enough toilet paper?
Did you bring jeans?
- What?! (gasps)
- We can share...
- Alrighty, ready to go?
- Yep. Hey, do you think that we brought enough food?
I feel like we could've brought some more.
Hey, how come everybody's driving the same pickup truck?
- It's the law.
- The law?!
I can't tell if you're joking.
(birds chirping)
(huffing) Are we there yet?
- We just started!
- Where's the chair-lift?
I thought this mountain had a gondola.
(huffing)
How many switch-backs are there, again?
- Seven.
- Which one is this?
- One.
- Oh-ah...
- That was Wade Simmons and Thomas Vanderham!
- (huffing) Vander-what?..
- Thomas, Wade, wait-up!
Hey guys, can I grab a photo?
Everyone get in there...
Wade, Wade, get in.
Thomas, smile, perfect.
Okay, Wade, get down, down.
Hey do you guys mind signing a couple of things?
It won't take too much time, here...
Let's see what you can sign...
If you can sign this spare tube, that'd be great.
- You guys mountain bikes, too?
- Great, perfect.
My friends gonna be so stokes on this!
- It's my first time.
- Is that a 65 degree angle, or 66?
Looks like a 65, is that a 65?
Nice to meet ya! Bye...
Thomas and I were matching.
- Who was that?
- Dude, that's the godfather!
- That was Al Pacino?
Can I (huffs) have (huffs) some water?
Damn it...
I just need a little bit...
- Okay...
- (slurping water)
- Ah...
Is this the trail?
- No.
- It this it?
- No.
- Is this the trail?
- Dude, I'll tell when we're at the trail.
- I looks like the trail!
- It's not the trail.
Hey, follow me, I know a shortcut.
- Is it downhill?
Yo, hold up, I gotta a stick in my wheel.
(straining)
Yo, can we just take the road next time?
- Hey, you made it.
- Can you take my pads? They're bothering me.
- Wait, did you use your dropper?
- What's a dropper?
(clicks)
- What! (screams)
(birds spooked)
- Ready for the downhill?
- Just remember, look where you wanna go,
walk anything you don't feel comfortable, and have fun.
- Okay. (breathing heavy) Ah...
Why did they put all these dumb rocks on the trail?
Would've been way better if they just...
(hits rock) Ah, my groin!
- Okay, go!
- Yo, is this a drop?
- It's a roll.
- Are you sure you can roll it?
- Yeah, I just rode it.
- Are you sure? - Dude, come on!
We've been here an hour!
- Okay, this is not a Green Trail.
This is not a Green (gasps) Trail, ah...
Hey, I think I bent my wheel.
Hey, hey, hey, are you're sure
you're supposed to be doing this?
- Don't worry, I worked at a bike shop.
- Maybe next time...
(squeaking)
I think I'm stuck.
- Okay, remember, what I told you.
Look where you wanna go, and whatever you do,
don't fall into the pond, you got this.
- Okay...
(suspenseful music) (breathing heavy) Okay.
- You got this!
(hub clicking)
- Hey, that was pretty easy.
- Get out of the way!
Move! (gasps)
- Oh, are you okay? - (moaning)
- Did you see me do it?
I did it!
- (slurping water) my Wade Simmons signed toilet paper!
- Yo, that was pretty fun.
You wanna do another lap?
- I think I'm pretty good for today.
- Oh, okay.
Hey, did you see my one foot off that gap?
Well, I didn't really do it on purpose,
but I'm sure it looked pretty good from behind…
Can I try your pads?
Mine are itchy...