OK, I know I've seen some crazy things in my lifetime,
but I still can't believe this.
And no, not the Green Goblin emerged as an actual ghoul,
or that Doctor Strange used a mystical eye
to transform Iron Man's mech suit into a grotesque creature
covering.
It's that after bingeing so many of my favorite scary movies,
I finally get to be in my own monster versus monster battle.
DOCTOR STRANGE: Iron Man may have been the guinea pig,
but he's going to need suitable reinforcements.
Captain Marvel, you're next.
CAPTAIN MARVEL: Copy that.
You two, Spider-Man.
SPIDER-MAN: But, I'm already a spider.
I mean, kind of.
At the very least I'm spider adjacent.
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Ah, ah, ah.
So, then again, this might be the best mech suit ever.
Not if we don't stop the Goblin, it won't be.
Stand down Goblin, there's no way
you can beat the three of us.
DOCTOR STRANGE: Don't forget about me,
the more monsters the merrier.
DOCTOR DOOM: I couldn't agree more.
But, while you are merely covered in creature,
the Goblin and I are monster to the core.
Guess we know who's controlling
the other mystical eye.
Uh, guys.
Doctor Strange is out of commission.
IRON MAN: Doom interrupted his transformation.
CAPTAIN MARVEL: You're telling me he's stuck between phases.
IRON MAN: I'm telling you, he needs our help.
Get off me, you fool.
You know what they say, fall in a crack,
break a Monster Goblin's back.
Nice work team.
Initiates stun bombs.
Take down the enemy, contain the damage.
DOCTOR DOOM: [GROANS]
SPIDER-MAN: Your next, metal mouth!
Strange is still incapacitated.
As you all will soon be.
Because the thing about monsters, is they
continually rise.
SPIDER-MAN: That's bad news.
I guess the good news is he was already
pretty ugly to begin with.
Enough of your antics.
There is more important work to be done.
CAPTAIN MARVEL: They're gone.
IRON MAN: And Doctor Strange with them.
What?
Isn't there some sort of Hippocratic Oath that says,
doctors can't kidnap doctors?
Doctor Doom doesn't abide by any laws,
not even the laws of nature.
And now that he has both mystical eyes,
he might be able to undo Strange's spell.
SPIDER-MAN: You mean the one that gave our mech
suits these monster forms?
CAPTAIN MARVEL: And also gave us a fighting chance.
IRON MAN: Fortunately, he doesn't have both eyes.
Oh, you swiped it from Strange when you were checking on him.
That's amazing.
What else you have up your sleeve?
Actually, since you asked, I've got Doctor
Strange's whereabouts, as well.
Each mech suit has a homing device.
CAPTAIN MARVEL: So, where are they?
IRON MAN: I'll give you one guess.
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, the party supply store, downtown?
IRON MAN: Latveria.
SPIDER-MAN: Latveria, of course.
Uh, I think the party supply store
went out of business anyway.
Do they still have Strange?
Heat signatures show more than two figures, so I guess so.
IRON MAN: Excellent.
SPIDER-MAN: But--
CAPTAIN MARVEL: But what?
SPIDER-MAN: It shows a lot more than two.
DOCTOR DOOM: So glad you could join us.
CAPTAIN MARVEL: We're going to need backup.