Take you all day to clean the bathroom! It's not all day!
Let me finish. Let me finish! Go! Go! Let me...
All right, Gan-Gan, so how do you feel about adults
who are still living at home with their mum and dad?
I don't have no qualms about that... Mm-hm.
..but you have to pay your way.
Chores - do they have to do chores if they're living at home? Oh, yes.
If you don't start doing it from home,
when you go out, it's very hard for you, Nathan!
OK, what if they're living at home with their parents,
but they're not working, not paying anything? No, no, no!
Your problem is when people are living at home
and waiting for someone to...
Just liming. Lime is when you're lazy, doing nothing!
In the Caribbean, we have lime lying around the place
cos we use it a lot.
They're not helping out, they're doing nothing,
their belly bawling, they're hungry and they expect food.
That's liming. OK.
So it's, like, lying around like limes? Yes.
They go out in the night. Mm-mm-mm.
Well, that's it. To be oop, oop, oop!
And then, when you come in, you start looking for food.
Did you buy any?
OK. Huh? OK. Answer me! Not OK! I know what you mean.
I know what you mean. How about we conduct an experiment?
How would you feel about me moving in
and us, you know, living together for a little bit?
I wouldn't mind. OK. But remember.
Yeah, OK. I'll pay you. I'll pay you.
Hello, housemate! Money? Yeah.
I've got to give you money? Yeah. OK.
I've only got maybe £100 from when I did a gig. Well, give me 40.
You can come in now.
I'm fine, thank you.
So you're hiding my money from me? Yes, Nathan!
It's definitely in the living room, yeah?
But you won't know which part it is!
Oh, I heard a door.
That's a cupboard, innit? You put it in the cupboard? Nathan?
Hold on.
Are you finished what you're doing out here?
Dishes there to be washed up. Yeah, OK. I'm going to do it.
Well, hurry up! OK.
Nathan? Yes, Gan-Gan? Bring me fishcake!
Madame. Thank you.
It's not the chill-out time I envisaged.
I've turned into a servant.
Take you all day to clean the bathroom! It's not all day.
Let me finish. Let me finish! Don't talk...! Let me...
So, Gan-Gan. Yeah?
It's been fun living with you. Yes. And, by fun, I mean fun for you.
If you think I had it easy... Uh-huh.
..we're going to go and meet someone now who's got it proper easy.
I'm Carrie, I'm 22, and I'm a lead singer in a heavy metal band.
I'm also an actress. I guess I could call myself that.
I live at home with my parents.
I get to live here rent-free, I get my dinner made.
I've only got brown bread.
Oh, you know I don't eat brown bread!
I cannot cook. I'm not the best at cleaning. I can't wash either, no.
So it works out OK in the long run.
BELL TINKLES Mum!
I just have a bell next to my bed
in case...I may need something, I suppose.
What's the matter? I don't feel very well!
I'm going to look like such a brat.
Word is that your mum does everything for you.
Well, I get my dinner cooked - that's nice. So, don't you cook?
I can make a sandwich.
Huh?! Can you cook a proper meal? What, like toast?
Not toast - a meal! No. Are you paying rent?
Are you paying your way? No, I'm not.
No! I'm not paying rent at the moment
because I have a little part-time job - it's not that much money,
but the money that comes in, that goes into the music, too,
because I'm so passionate about the music.
Your money going on your music because you want to...
Peep-a-palazze!
Yeah? Yes!
Great song. Tune. Tune. Yeah, catchy.
You're supposed to be helping. OK, yes.
I heard that you have a bell that you ring.
Yes, yes, I do have a bell. It caught on... For who?
Because... For who?
Anyone who will come, if I need help. If you need help? You're sick?
Yeah, that's what it's for, though, yeah. You're hungover?
Maybe. Uh-uh! Where's your mum? You all right? Yeah, we're good.
So Mummy's your maid? No, no. I hope not.
Would you say that you wait on Carrie? Yeah. Oh, my God!
You already admit that you hardly do anything inside the house,
so who do you need? Not Mum? Well... It's all, you know... No!
It all rolls into one. It's Mum that's doing it. OK.
Do you want Carrie to pay rent? It would be great, yeah.
We've already arranged that you would. I will at some point, yes.
Well, we did say, after Christmas, didn't we? Oh, did we?
Yeah. I don't remember that. Heard about a bell. That's the bell?
BELL TINKLES
Classic! Carrie... Yeah?
I'm going to turn the table...
OK. ..and give Mum that.
THEY LAUGH
It's Mum's turn to ring it. Mum's loving it! Yeah?
Ding, ding, ding, ding! Right. Yeah.
BELL TINKLES
Thank you, Carrie.
Oh!
BELL TINKLES
Could you just put that iron away, please? Where does it go?
You live here and you don't know where the iron go?
That's a shame!
It hasn't got an end on it! There's no end on it!
The brush you have to put on.
I've learnt my lesson. The bell is irritating.
BELL TINKLES
You're tired? Yeah, I'm tired now - all this manual labour. My goodness!
You'll sleep good tonight? I will sleep!
I'm happy to know that you're quite ambitious. Yeah.
You're acting and you're singing.
You can live at home as long as you want to,
or your parents would have you -
but help out, and remember... Money, yeah.
When you can do it. Please remember her.
And you'll feel good about yourself, Carrie.
I will feel good about myself.
I'm going to take your phone number, and Mum phone number. Please do.
I'm not making a joke, you know! I know, I know. It'll be fine.
We have a thing back home, we say...
SHE SPEAKS IN OWN DIALECT
Yeah? OK. So, remember that.
Bye! Bye!
Bye! Gan-Gan, that was fun. You know what I liked the most about today?
Yeah? That bell. I think I might get one for when I come round to yours.
Ding, ding! Yeah? Hungry!
Ding a-ding! Get in the car.
I'll strap you in the head with the belt! Bye!