do you want to do this yes i really do
take one red scare hot sticks
uh soft sticks soft sticks
oh
hello everybody welcome back if you're
new here my name is trixie mattel and
i'm
i feel so awkward it is because it is
awkward
it also feels weird to be out of drag
yeah it does i don't like we're very
close together right
you look like mary kate nationally
i have been kobe tested i have been
maintaining a strict social distance
from those who have not been tested
all those that i've been in contact with
have been tested numerous times all
these people enjoy a negative
but the problem is these are these are
sat tests yeah they're not no kobe st
myers-briggs the bar over and over again
well we're here for a reason today which
is
this is our first collaboration product
red scare
i want you to get into the full fantasy
you could do the youtuber thing
hold it up to this and block your hands
yeah like look at this guys this is
incredible
you are going to love you see that it's
amazing
today we're going to get in drag for
literally no reason no reason at all
except for just to enjoy
the um the wonders that polymethyl
sesquioxicane
can provide which is why is that
it's vegan it's got meth in it listen
when you're making vegan lipstick you've
got to be
uh strategic yeah because you know most
red dyes are from beetles
uh i looked it up coccineal that's great
cochineal's
cochineal so they uh guess what a
hundred
thousand kach i looked it up yesterday i
don't remember the exact figure
we also have a gloss though but that's
just my point
girl i mean i don't like beetles in
general we have a gloss and a glitter to
show you too so i guess it's getting dry
let's do it
i'm going to glue my brows down and
we're going to be right back
so this is uh for people this is my
primer
can you guys see this right there you
see how about um there's a
i've seen you use just a lot of stuff i
mean no tea you'll kind of use whatever
gets consent to you
excuse me you will yes i yes i will is
there any makeup
oh let me get back on camera yeah why
don't you come why don't i join the
video well
in it and it's sometimes like look at
this watch i'm trying to get this
palette open uh
uh
took me so long to do it yeah i think
i'm gonna start with
foundation yeah i'm gonna go i'm gonna
be honest i'm gonna go with my
dermablend
cashew beige do you say beige or beige
nobody says well rupaul says jujube
you know what because his brows are
struggle i'm doing this maybelline and
i'm gonna go even i'm gonna go crazy i'm
gonna go kevin aquan
um uh tell him about some of the texts i
send you oh yeah
i'll get it texted like 9 p.m on a
friday night and it's like
i have a serious question for you and
i'm like
and then a picture will come in and say
should i be doing porn
or how in the hell could anyone
ever take me which you know
by the way this is um this is another
kimchi product from multitask
superstar it's fabulous it's a concealer
we've talked about this before too
people find our friendship admirable
this is already the most time we've
spent together yeah this is
unprecedented
i mean you don't need to have a best
friend you need to find somebody who's
is equally anti-social with you
that is the key find somebody who shares
your yeah who is a
uh compatible and that doesn't mean
uh that you spend all day together see
she's even leaving the room right now
by the way that new nikkietutorials
palette look
that is fabulous you know what i'm
excited about
tell me this one this one uh
there's really not nothing i'm not
excited about so as you can see all that
um
intricate work i did with the shades and
everything is um
was in the service of turning into
literally baltimore yeah
you literally look at hold on what i
gotta get up the boy who lives
so now i'm gonna go in with my highlight
please show them um yeah this is uh
this is love them where do you even get
that anymore
no wasn't it almost like mary kay some
drag queens with cell
femme i don't know i don't know i don't
know
where do you get it i don't know look
what's happening between look at these
shapes now
your eye shape is half of my head
and my crease is like not even like
the line it's so funny it's crazy what i
i mean i don't know when i went off the
rails but sometimes i do fantasize about
back pedaling and being
really beautiful a coffee lover's dream
that deep rich flavor my body generates
a lot of heat it's like sitting next to
a furnace it is
yeah don't say it with such disgust in
your voice it is
you you guys all over you
you guys all over that little head
that little head what is that from i
don't know
oh i find with you if i get if i get you
laughing if i
say it again and keep saying it's just
it's new for you
it's a new joke for an over a dollar
fish brain yeah goldfish
now looks like i'm going to a sporting
event i look like
a straight don't look straight you do
kind of have a good face for drag
uh yeah yeah i think i got the bones
whatever but um
you do have bones i have bones i can
confirm
nothing's spicy i'll be up all night
what the laugh but also do my nose
my nose is so crooked is it really yes
and so i have to look at the camera oh
you have to monitor you have to drive
the drawers
what a metaphor right so like look right
at me look how far my nose goes that way
mama you need a nose job i'm not getting
a nose job but mary what does
she need to know his job i'm talking to
the camera over here if you think i need
a nose job comment below
there's actually so many questions about
drag that i don't actually know anything
i know so little about you which i think
is why i love it that's why we flourish
the mystery one thing i don't do one
thing that will probably horrify in this
horrified spin actually
i don't clean my brushes ever no these
brushes are sick
ours longer beautiful all right this is
coming along this is coming along
i think it's nice to do something for
daisy on her last day
i think it's nice to do something nice
this is my signature by the way this
this technique
this is my signature what do i just the
the hand you look like sasha velour
oh some are love yes god we're
restocking them we are restocking that
by the way
now my face doesn't really come alive
until i put lips on what the
kind of black gold texas tea are you
putting on your
this is acrylic paint there will be
blood right here watch
this there will be blood you are
literally daniel dave lewis in the
opening scene of there will be blood
holy yeah and then i'm painting
black on white so it also has to be
really precise
you know clean yeah i know the word
precise
okay i know what that means it's been
kind of weird because we started filming
uh again but we get ready in separate
rooms but
i kind of like it a little time apart is
good for the soul
you can also watch us on the netflix
queens you like to watch and i like
doing that i really miss doing it
remote you guys when we do it on netflix
we are stars it's a
huge sound stage there's 20
sharon stone yeah let's face it sid your
mom was no sharing stone
scream oh um do you uh ever do mascara
yeah every time okay do you like mascara
i don't we let's just say this too
weave glue is not eye safe keep out of
eyes
no were you a boy scout no
okay i'm gonna stop and start this
um why don't we do like uh uh i'm gonna
uh
we're gonna put on lashes and be right
back perfect
hello hello hello hello hello okay
katy is smoking so i'm going to show you
something i have my lashes on so we're
actually doing a glitter with this to
rot
shear the beautiful glitter with red
stars so i'm going to do some red stars
under my eyes i'm going to do a little
adhesive
under the liner and i'm basically going
to take the stars and
put them under the eyes as a liner oh
oh oh look at her who
is she oh oh very cute
which angle of my face looks the best
i don't think i can pick one this one
yeah yeah
i'm gonna use this kat von d everlasting
these are so good use a mac cherry
that is literally a pubic hair
that deep rich color deep rich keller
i adore the kellogg i love lip liners
because they last forever and if you
have
every color lip liner you can make any
color lipstick work
anything you know hey there not to
mention with liners you can totally
change the color of a lipstick you
absolutely can beat this out of you
you know i thought you were being
sincere for the first half of that
i love intros against like anything
because you just all over you sorry i
know it's so gross
girl gayle on gill so now i'm going to
go in with a red scare
it's super matte but it feels like
versus different color
deep rich and it's um i wouldn't say
it's too blue
of a red and it's definitely not orange
red i definitely know
but it's not a ruby it's not like a pink
red i've never done red eyeshadow with
red lips i might get
any more blush though do you like red
blush i think red brushes
are fun i do red blush you just have to
have the right brush
you just can't yeah too much yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah you get a whack whack
whack because what about like
old and oldie days people like pricking
their fingers or wiping their blood on
their face
before blush people would just like
pinch their cheeks or like they'd use
their blood and rub it into their skin
yeah what kind of olden days are we
talking about like 16
1996
the atlanta olympics picture it 1996. oh
god i'm just so fit oh
by the way i'm just going to do some
good footage of this so you guys can
actually see it
it's a beautiful red it says red scare
and it's a red
now did you say you have a gloss yeah
we have a gloss so
this is a gloss so this is pleather
daddy
i'm blocking your face i love that it's
a sex thing
and it's a very full i mean you could
wear this one though this is full
coverage can i wear it over this
yeah oh it's very full coverage
oh it's creamy yeah it's really nice
smells great too ooh
i'm gonna do a little bit of dairy dairy
so this is red scare with no gloss but
let's do it
oh look at the lip oh
yeah ding dong do you want to put on dry
yes go let's do it let's put on drag
this is this would be the hair right
that you picked the trade up
that's too much you think yes you think
if i snatch this back more and crush
this down
no it's too much hair i hate it
i hate that this is so gnarly yeah it's
gross
what you're doing is gross it's also
this it's pam laparin
yeah oh my god holy sh
that is disgusting man's labyrinth look
that's the final love this is the look i
think we look fabulous i don't think
we've ever
jointly gotten dragged for no reason no
we have nothing and we never will again
it's also weird to be doing this nobody
else in the room i feel like we're just
kids with no parents
i know mom this is what i think being an
orphan feels like
i think it's about the same
when the cats are away the mice will
play so you can shop for
russian doll which is 10 doll hairs
leather daddy which is 16 doll hairs and
our first
premium red lipstick in red scare for 18
on the trixie cosmetics.com website
that's right
for a measly collection of american doll
hairs all of these products could be
yours and i'm keeping some of the money
but also some of the money goes to this
person so
if you hate me at least support her yeah
we all know i could use a little more
oh the book new york times
bestsellers coming soon to australia
i was last night and somebody was
working on writing and they were asking
for writing tips i was like why are you
asking me and she was like you're new to
his best seller and i was like
i'm gonna go teach a class at the
university of wisconsin green bay yeah
i'm gonna do bunker hill online courses
look at this
yeah you look like bernadette peters and
into the woods
do you want to do the outro by yourself
yes i do well thank you all so much for
coming it's been a real pleasure
and a wonderful privilege privilege
to entertain you here on youtube
please go to youtube.com trixie mattel
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sometimes i look at us and i go yeah
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