- Yeah, I didn't know they get it from sheep.
I thought they got it from humans.
(laughter) - Oh, human placenta facial?
That's dirty.
- Hey, we're the cast of Crazy Rich Asians.
- And today we will be reacting
to the craziest, richest trends.
Let me tell you something about--
- A Margiela toaster. - Margiela toaster.
- More toasters kill people than sharks.
- That's a fact. - That's true.
- And that's a fact.
- How do people die from toasters, Nora?
- You put a grilled cheese in there.
Which I have done.
- So you do think this is real, then?
- Oh yeah, I have three of them at the Jeong mansions.
- I believe it's real.
- I believe it's real too, it's real.
- Not worth it, but real. - Margiela.
(buzzer sounds) - Oh, I was wrong.
- Didn't Dolce & Gabbana just come out
with mixes and all that jazz?
- What? - What does that mean?
- Alexander Wang Swiffer.
- What's a Swiffer? - Like a broom thing.
- Yeah, it's like a mop or like a disposable mop.
- Wait, how much is it retailing for?
- $400. - $400?
- That sounds right.
- I'm gonna say yes again. - Alexander Wang.
(laughter) I'm just gonna say,
Alexander Wang is breaking boundaries.
- It's just a name, right?
- In the dust cleaning department.
- Breaking boundaries-- - Yo, shout-out.
- Alexander Wang, though. - And breaking grease.
- I say yes.
You think real? - Yes, I say yes.
I'm with Conda. - I believe it.
(loud buzz) - It's fake?
- Well he better get on that.
- You better get on it, A-Wang.
- Alex, get on that.
- Prada? - Prada Paper Clip.
- Retailing for $200. - Prada.
- For a paper clip.
- Yeah, I think that sounds right because
I went to Office Depot the other day--
- It's Prada. - Yeah, and it was there.
It was there. - It was there.
- Don't ever wear red to Staples.
- Alright, we say yes. - That's awful.
(bell dings) - It's real?
- It is real. - That's insane.
- Soap on a rope.
- Supreme came out with bricks.
- Why is it $300?
- They came out with a fire extinguisher.
They came out with the most useless,
so I can believe a soap on a rope.
- Well, you know what?
I'll disagree, Henry. - Alright.
- I believe.
- Get ready to take that L. - I don't believe it.
- I believe, yes. - I'm a firm believer.
- Let us know.
(loud buzzing)
- We got it. - Aw, I was so sure.
- Nah, I was just doing the Manchurian.
- Although, that is a good idea.
That is a good idea for them.
- Sheep placenta facial.
- I've had a placenta facial.
I don't know if it came from a sheep.
- You had a placenta facial? - Yes.
- Placenta on my face.
- Placenta on your face.
- Yeah, I didn't know they get it from sheep.
I thought they got it from humans.
(laughing)
- A human placenta facial?
That's dirty.
(loud ding)
Next.
- That's, actually, very decently priced.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Yeah, a Tiffany's monocle.
- Two passions I have, press and monocles.
- Yes. (laughing)
- Love doing interviews and I love monocles.
- I mean, the trick is
you gotta really flex that eye muscle
to keep that monocle in.
- So, you think it's real? - Yeah.
- It's real.
- I'd say, no.
(loud buzz)
- I mean, it's a really believable fake thing.
- Alexander Wang cooler.
- I think that's fake.
- If it isn't black, it ain't Alexander Wang.
- I know.
Are you really gonna wear an Alexander Wang cooler
to a USC tailgate party?
- There's always that one dude that farts in the cooler.
- It's fake, right? - Fake.
- It's real.
(loud ding)
- Oh my gosh.
So, you made a cooler and not a Swiffer?
- Yeezy? - Who is Yeezy?
- Like, Kanye West.
- Kanye?
- Used? (laughing)
- A Yeezy jock strap, that's real.
That's real.
- Nah, I gotta pass on that one.
- I gotta pass on that one.
- I'm imagining Henry in a jock strap.
I don't know why I'm doing that.
- Why you imagining me... - I don't know.
- Get out.
Get it out, I can't get it out.
- Is it real?
(loud buzz) - Okay.
- Thank god.
- Again, very decently priced.
That's a big item.
- Mini folding chair? - Mini folding chair.
- How mini are we talking about?
- Are we talking about what the hair and makeup crew
bring from home because they know
they're gonna be sitting for awhile?
Like, one of those things?
- Like, a stool thing?
- I bet it's for the children.
The rich children. - For a kid.
[Dr. Wang]- Rich kids.
- Because they have the rattle.
- It's real.
(loud ding)
- We, finally, all got it right.
- You go, Tiffany.
- Oh, that's real.
- Pearl capped ear plug.
You get foam.
Foam cost negative 2 cents.
- I think Holly Golightly wore those at Breakfast at...
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
- No, but she had ear plugs in it?
- Yes.
She's like half-asleep and the guy's like,
"Sorry, I was trying to get in."
And then, she pulls out her ear plug and he's like,
"Oh, you didn't hear me?
Sorry."
- I remember vaguely but were they pearls?
- So, they must be real.
(loud buzz)
Well, where did she get them from?
- She's like, "They're my personal.
I brought them from home."
- Duct tape. - I like that.
- I don't believe that.
- Like, Raf Simons. - I like the idea of that.
- I don't believe that's real.
- For strapping boxes. - For moving.
- For moving purposes.
- No, fake.
- Card board boxes.
- I don't know. - Real.
- Yeah, you know what?
It's just stupid enough to be true.
(loud ding)
- Boom.
I know stupid and that's real. - Wow.
- Okay, did we win?
Did we lose?
- I think we lost.
- We lost? - Yep.
- We only got one right.
- We never said we were crazy rich Asians.
Not all of us.
- We just don't know our luxury stuff yet.
- Although, let me get that duct tape.
I want that duct tape.