Im ugly short and weird
hi my name is Lukas DiSparrow
and I'm going to show the world something they have never seen before
I come from America as you can tell from my accent
I am from Texas
my name is Lukas DiSparrow and I am from Texas
my favourite animals are cows
I really love cows because they're big and strong
they can give you milk whenever you want
me and my grandfather we would sit together in front of a cow
and we would milk them
I hope people will enjoy it and I will definitely like get four yeses because
not everybody can do what I do and what I do is amazing
so sit back and enjoy my amazing audition
oh my Gosh
no way
these are some big balls
not balls
boobies
♪ Ooooooooh ♪
♪ I'm here with my cow ♪
♪ she's all I need ♪
♪ I milk my cow ♪
♪ because that's all I need ♪
♪ I can't live ♪
♪ if living is without my cow ♪
♪ I can't breath ♪
♪ my cow my cow ♪
♪ my beautiful cow ♪
♪ I like my cow ♪
♪ she's so black and white ♪
♪ the life is so dark ♪
♪ the sun is so bright ♪
♪ but my cow always showing me ♪
♪ the happiness of life ♪
♪ my cow my cow ♪
♪ my beautiful cow ♪
♪ she's so big she's so strong ♪
♪ she lets me boooo...
...ooooooo gehooeeeee????? ♪
♪ ohh hoo hoooo ♪
♪ ohoooooooooooo ♪
♪ oohooooooo ♪
♪ mmmmmmmmmmm ♪
♪ cow my cow ♪
♪ my beautiful big cow ♪
♪ she's so black and white ♪
♪ just like our lives ♪
♪ oh cow my cow ♪
♪ my little big black white cow ♪
♪ she's so big and strong ♪
♪ just like ♪
♪ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ♪
thank you
thank youuuu
thank youuuuu
thank mooooooo
thank you
wow
hi
what's your name
my name is Lukas DiSparrow
and I am the world's greatest
cow milker
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that's cool
thank you
you are the sweatiest guy
awww thank you
with such a beautiful voice
I was looking forwards to some
eyyeyyayeyeysestaaaaa
yeaaaa - fabulous
thank you I appreciate you appreciating me
oh my Gosh that was so cleaver
so unexpected
and
oohh
thank you very much thank you
would you like best friend?
ok
are you rich?
can we just hand out
I think it would do me well being near you
I gotta tell ya you are just the best bits of what every man should be
thank you I know
shell we go to a vote
Matt
yes
thank you
yes from me too
thank you
it's a yes
thank you very much thank you
you got four yeses mate
woooooooooooooohooooooo
you can go you can disappear
let me get closer to the camera now
hi it's me Lukas
welcome back
as you can see this is a parody
probably you realised by the time I brought the fake cow on the fake stage
right, I hope you did
so many people don't realise these are pierogies
wow people wow wow
thank you for watching till the end
let me know if you are watching till the end
so I know who loves me you know haaaaa
I really appreciate you watching this video you are amazing so I love you
I talk too much and as always
peace and love