Alfred- Chit Show! People- Sh*t Show! Alfred- Chit Show with a C
on YouTube, it's called the crusher
Alfred- you're gonna like it! Man- I'm gonna check that one out!
you're gonna like that one, I hope there's not a second version today
oh boy
all right
you want to see something that wasn't born like this?
it's interesting
look at this conversion
curious to see this
wow
it's a little close, getting closer
wow, he's got hardly any steering at all, dude
this guy's gonna have an issue coming back
I hope not, but
if I were a betting man I'd say waaait for it!
waaait for it!
no no no, don't wait for it, don't wait for it, but maybe, maybe, is it possible?
do we get
the current's ripping guys, it's ripping
I don't know what's going on there now
but yeah, that's not the way you do it
oh it looks like he's gonna pick up some people, look, there's a bunch of people
already starting to come early and leave early, everybody's starting to come
everybody's leaving at the same time
he got
I got that one already, that's a for sure
that's what you call a hero
Alfred- hey you guys are coming out early, why are you going back? Man- we're picking somebody else
Alfred- oh I was going to say damn, it's really early. Man- going back
all right, all right, make sense back to regularly scheduled programming
it's funny how you guys don't want to shot kill me
yeah, I was like wow, they're leaving early
all right, let's see what's going on over here guys, stay, stay with me, my friends
this is when we say waaait for it, he's circling
I think he's got to pick up Scruffy over there, and his daughter
right?
and
these people are just going to be picking somebody up as well, so here's what's happening right, so a lot of people like to
pick up people, oh, somebody's coming hot
they like to pick up people after the fact, so they don't close the Marina on them
commercial guy coming in, oh, he's not coming in hot, he's just under power
probably went to go pick up his lobster traps
all right guys, hold on, I know this commercial guy's not gonna mess up
oh man, this guy's having an issue
damn it
I hope nothing happens
but I can tell, he's turning that steering wheel way too much
and it looks like he maybe doesn't have
enough steering fluid in that
let's see if we can analyze what's going on
that's what it kind of looks like to me, oh boy, he's about to get off
no don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it
don't it bro, oh, he gave up, he gave up, the ghost, no don't do it, don't do it
drive the boat, drive the boat
oh my goodness, well a little love tap here
boom, and now it comes to the corner, he loses it, oh, that's not pad express, is not gonna fix that one, guys
yeah,the pad express is not gonna fix that one
you heard that? You see what happens is the corner got him, the corner, oof
damn it
well, maybe pad express will get that, hold on, maybe
yeah, I mean, yeah maybe, possibility
I don't have to look at the computer
to see how bad it is, I can't tell right now guys, because it's still too early
but nevertheless, it's much better than what I thought
oh man, look at this, look at this little
breakfast right there, that little yorkie, oh man, Fred will
Fred will love that, love that Fred or the baby croc, the baby croc we're gonna have to name them
what do you guys wanna, comment below, what name should we give to the baby croc
oh look, they're coming over here, so that's what it is
little yorkie, how cute
my little dog!
oh, looks like this guy has to go for a second take
and
oh boy, wait for it, wait for it guys
oh no
oh boy, oh no, no, no, he's coming in too hot, guys
wait for it, oh man
all right, he slowed it down, he slowed it down, he slowed it down, all right
he's gonna let the current bring the whole bow in
oh, he hit it, he hit the side, oh, he panicked
he panicked, oh man
this is round two, guys, round two
all right
round two, guys
round two, look, even the guy over here is like, this is the second time around
oh man, oh boy
oh man
this is gonna get interesting, guys
we got main condition about to go in
but, there's a superhero that we're going to keep on
right here, main conditions got it
Man- yo!
Alfred- what do you think is gonna happen right now? Man- Chit Show!
Alfred- waaait for it! Man- let's go, baby
Alfred- it's gonna happen, we're watching. Man- waaait for it!
Alfred- I'm not even going to say it, I'm not even going to say it, oh boy, wait for it, guys, wait for it
Man- the tree of death. Alfred- the tree of death shoots us, hey, hey, be careful, be careful, move
move run for your life, I'm serious bro, move, run for your life
wait for it, save yourself
Alfred- don't kill the shot
don't kill the shot!
all right, so this is the third attempt
all right, so if you were a betting man, what's gonna happen right now? Man- it's over
it's over, game over?
oh man, damn!
Alfred- Damn! Woman- so negative
all right, all right guys, come on let's go, this man watches the channel, for sure
tree of death, that's his third third
hey, right now I just got a shot of the manatee, and a baby manatee right here
Alfred- like this big, it was the cutest thing ever. Man- really?
yeah, and then the crocodile came and ate it
no no just kidding, no no, the crocodile didn't come, but it would have been a good story
Alfred- but I did actually see the baby. Man- lunch for Fred
Alfred- lunch for Fred
and Wilma right now is still crying
my baby! :(
no actually guys, I don't know if I was able to show the baby
Man- coming from New Jersey!
Alfred- thank you man! Man- oh yeah
Alfred- Chit Show! Man- the Chit Show!
Man- it was a little short!
they just said, hey thank you so much, coming from New Jersey
all right guys, wait for it
wait, wait, just in case, just in case
we have a regular here, guys, let's show you what our regulars do before we go ahead and start
talking smack about others, but hold on
before we even see that we're gonna get shot killed, oh man, we're gonna get shot killed dude, are you serious?
really, really? Are we gonna get shot killed by you guys?
she's got it, she's got it, she's got it
pole of faith touch, the prayer has been said
and satan has come into the picture, damn
wow, bro, wow, this is incredible this is incredible man, you can't
everything you do in life
satan wants to take over bro, wow
incredible man, you guys
it's crazy, crazy man, crazy, crazy
what is this? What is this?
well back to our scheduled subscribers, loyal subscribers know all our terms
man, I feel bad about this
I'm almost
I almost feel bad about this
oh boy, I would tell you guys, move everything
move everything from, oh no
and look what we have here, just to make matters worse, we're making it even tighter
the pole of faith, will it be touched!
we got the tree of death in the background, guys, we're going to have to work with what we got, he's taking it slow
Man- are you the Chit Show guy? Alfred- I'm the Chit Show guy!
Man- yeah! I watch you on YouTube!
Alfred- though you're not from here? Man- I'm from Texas! Alfred- from Texas!?
Man- yeah. Alfred- yeah?
Alfred- the Chit Show! People- yeah!
Man- Chit Show!
all right guys, he got it, he got it good, he got it good, I was watching with my other eyes
so
all right, guys
they got it, and
listen, we're gonna go ahead and end the video there
that was kind of scary, ain't gonna lie, ain't gonna lie, ain't gonna lie
hey!
today no, today you're all for one, all for one!
it happens man, we don't have good days all the time!
next time!
all right, guys
my name is Alfred Montaner making a scene as always, you're watching the Chit Show, and
you're at Black Point Marina, I'm out of here, boom!
how was the water, you guys catch anything?
what's your catch? Dive, you're diving, you guys look like divers
you're snorkeling spear, all right
all right
People- Alfred! Alfred- what's up, guys!
Woman- watch you on YouTube!
the Chit Show is on fire guys, oh he's
he's asking, he's saying get ready
he's saying waaait for it
we're gonna have the shot guys, we got the shot, we got this one
because the tree of death is right here, but doesn't matter, we're gonna get, it we're gonna get it over here, which is why we need it
and then we'll get a little tighter right here, we'll bypass the tree of death
all right, he's coming in nice and slow
he's coming in nice and slow guys, waait
hold on guys, hold on, I know, I know, I know
all right guys, the bayliner is going to do it
oh oh, is it a thing, is it a thing?
but see, he's coming nice and slow, guys
see, this captain, this captain
knows how to bring in that bay liner
wow, what a difference the captain makes, huh
threw the line
I mean, the dismount wasn't a 10 right, now we don't get
you know, an olympian here, oh oh, you all right bro?
Woman- hey, you never put us in the video! Man- hey, what did you craft here?
Alfred- cause nobody has fart or something!
Man- hey, what did you craft here?
Alfred- hey, the neighbors! Hey. Man- why you did this? For us to sign?
Alfred- now you are going out every day to have fun! Man- you have to take advantage of it
Alfred- hey, taking advantage of summer as they say it
that's one of my neighbors, guys
wow, oh boy, somebody's coming in hot
and oh oh, are we going to get shot killed? Maybe, maybe, we might have a chance
wait, wait, wait, wait for it, wait for it
oh, the shot killing is going to happen, my friends, no!
it happened, but it's all good, don't worry about it, we're good!
we're good my friends! Chaparral does it again
at the Chit Show
oh, we get the shot back?
oh, they got it, they got it, they got it fine!
oh, motors out of the water
ropes or not, oh there you go, did they tie up or no?
I think they did
is that all she wrote, my friends? I will give you the last Chaparral
is this gonna be the last
Mohican over here at the boat ramp? Damn I've been getting shot killed left and right today
and it just continues, I love it
all right, all right, ready?
oooh! Damn!
damn
you guys heard that? No you didn't hear that (we did) Oh boy
oh no, damn, that was why we
we're just gonna end this video guys, I'm sorry, now I got
now I gotta figure out, I'm invested, I gotta find out what happens now
oh boy, somebody coughed twice
oh no, he's gonna eat the other boat, is he gonna eat the other boat?
all right well, it looks like some bystanders have helped out
but it has not done anything because
he's still figuring out how to throw the line
well, I guess we can end it now, guys, I'm just saying
just throw the line already bro, what are you waiting on?
do you want to hand it to him? Oh no just here, there you go, I want to make sure I'm on the Chit Show
all right guys, Alfred Montaner making a scene as always
I know you heard that
no more guys, no more, that's it, enough is enough, we'll find another video
click on another video, look, I'm going to give you a link to another video, okay, because if I'm going to be here forever
I'll be here forever.
waaait. Poom!
Alfred Montaner making a scene as always, I'm out here, guys.