[beeping]
If that imposter wants a Krabby Patty,
then by Neptune, we'll give him one.
You're dancing with the crab man now.
Join me, boy, or you're fired.
It doesn't seem right... but it feels so good!
Seahorse radish:
the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.
Oh, hold on, I've got a jar
of toenail clippings in my office!
Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!
Well, fish it out,
and I'll dry it with me gym socks!
[laughing]
Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!
I call it the "Nasty Patty".
[laughing]
Hey, hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir, enjoy.
Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa.
[buzzing]
[choking, buzzing]
Listen, he ate it! Oh, look at him choke!
[laughing]
Look at him suffer!
[laughing]
[coughing]
Did you see that, boy? [laughing]
Oh man, that look on his face.
[coughing]
[groaning]
[buzzing]
[beeping]
Excuse me, ma'am, do you know what's in
that Krabby Patty you're eating?
No. [screaming]
See that?
Without all your smoke and mirrors,
no one would stomach this garbage.
What'd he say? Garbage?
[screaming]
[laughing]
Eugene, you're in violation of your contract.
Rules! Here's a rule for ya:
people can't eat stain glass bar stools!
[shattering]
I'll show you automated!
Mr. Blandy? Code red! Free thinker!
Mr. Krabs, is there a problem here?
You better believe there's a problem!
I used to kiss the ground you walked on, Blandy!
But after seeing this,
I wouldn't even spit in your direction!
Krabby Patties are supposed to be made by hand,
one at a time!
Not on a conveyor belt!
[rumbling, alarm blaring]
Oh, my.
Does this mean I won't get that raise, sir?
[beeping]
Ooh, delicious.
[popping]
[quacking]
Top of the morning to ya. [laughing]
Meow.
Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. [laughing]
[ringing]
Gary, is that you?
Gary, I know you're there, I can hear you breathing.
[gasping]
Ooh.
Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty.
Maybe we can add them to the menu.
I'm not impressed.
I made it with leftover ingredients.
Now I'm impressed.
[beeping]
We're as good as Yeti food! I blame Squidward!
Guys, do you hear that?
You mean the sound of my own flesh sizzling
to a crisp? [stomach growling]
No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.
He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy,
he wants to eat us because he's hungry.
Fellas, leave this to me.
[sniffing]
Way to go, boy! He loves it!
[beeping]
One Monster Krabby Patty, please.
Hmph, no one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.
SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.
[gasping]
Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!
Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.
Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?!
Monster Krabby Patty?!
Oh, dear Neptune.
Oh, boy.
We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.
Ready? One, two, three.
Spat? [screaming, crying]
[screaming, crying]
[beeping]
Pretty Patties is now under new management.
Who's next?
[clamoring]
[rooster crowing]
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready... for me money.
Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?
We want a refund, Krabs.
[yelling, protesting]
Who, huh, What?
Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
Look what I got under me kilt!
And look at our tongues!
[yelling, protesting]
What's wrong with you?
[clicking]
We want our money back. All 46,853 of us.
Hey, where'd he go?
[screaming]
Get him!
[yelling]
[panting] Oof!
My key! Where's my key?!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!
[squeaking] SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob! Let me in! [squeaking]
[screaming] [squeaking]
SpongeBob! [squeaking]
[beeping]
From now on, I want you to fry up
two patties for every Krabby Patty we sell!
One for the patty itself,
and the second, just for the grease!
Then, slather the grease from the second patty
onto the first one and Voalora!
It's a deluxe Krabby Patty with extra flavor!
Mr. Krabs, do you think it might be kinda unhealthy
to be feeding people all this grease?
Unhealthy? Boy, didn't anyone ever tell yeh?
- Tell me what? - Questions are a danger
to you, and a burden to others.
[beeping]
Sandy? What are you doing down here?
I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist.
What? A maladowin-a-gas-a-whatalist?
Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.
Look, I'm in a hurry. You have this special project.
Well, it's a work in process.
There it is! Your new patty!
Hm.
Wait, no! You can't improve the Krabby Patty!
It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon!
Yeah, right. Stands the test of time.
Make me 200 of these, pronto!
Here you go, gentlemen. Two brand new patties.
- Hmm. - Huh?
[gasping]
Step right up and get your new, improved patties!
[clamoring]
Ah! Uh.
I'm leaving a good review.
So tasty.
Hm. A little bit different, but they taste familiar.
[burping]
Well, that wasn't familiar. [burping]
You feeling okay?
'Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.
[groaning]
[moaning]
What's going on?
Ooh. Ehh, I never shoulda eaten four.
Uh! Ah!
[growling]
[beeping]
A Krabby Patty, ew, cold and hard.
This could've rolled under there years ago.
There, there, little one, your journey is almost over.
[siren blaring]
What happened? [gasping]
Someone tried to throw away a patty!
Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents.
But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.
And tomorrow, a customer will find it
under his bun.
But it's old and cold. And so very full of mold.
You're not to make another Patty until that one is sold.
Understand?
Order up, Squidward.
Hooray.
[sniffing]
[buzzing]
Uh... SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?
Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.
Whatever. Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty.
[screaming]
I don't understand!
We haven't had a customer in weeks!
I wonder if it's the new placemats?
What? [stuttering] Placemats?!
Have you lost your mind? It's that old Patty
you keep trying to sell to everybody!
It's gone bad.
Gone bad? That's nonsense! Bring it here, SpongeBob.
Uh, why is it in a cage?
Because it growled at me.
[growling]
You two would have never have lasted in the navy.
Let's see how bad you are.
[barking, growling]
No... no...
[barking, growling]
Stay...
Thatta girl! There, there.
See? Good enough to eat.
[siren blaring]
Oh, look, an ambulance.
Now, then...
[moaning]
SpongeBob?
Yes, Mr. Krabs?
Make sure you wrap up that patty.
I'm not finished with it yet!