- (ominous noises)
- ♪ (playful intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we're doing something a little bit different.
- What are we doing?
- I think I can tell.
- Look where I am. I mean, it's still super weird
to be back here.
- It looks like that setup when you had the pay phone.
- (FBE) If you're ready, you can go ahead
and take off that curtain and see what's under there.
- I'm kinda scared to. Do I just pull down?
- (FBE) Yeah, just pull down. - Okay.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
- Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God.
- Oh. Hi.
- I'm done. I am so done.
I am so done. You gotta be kidding me.
I thought I was done with it. I thought I was done with it.
- Oh crap. I knew this was gonna happen
one day or another. I just didn't expect it
to be today.
- No.
Be gone.
Oh God.
- You're the worst. You're the absolute worst.
You're the absolute worst. You're the absolute worst.
- Hi, hi. Oh my God, she's real.
She's not a doll. Hi, hi, hi, hi.
- How are you keeping that straight face?
- I'm Poppy. - Oh God.
- Hi, Lucas. - Hi.
- I just wanna say hi to you.
- Hi.
- Hi. - Jackson, hi.
- Hi there. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Jeez.
(groaning) Is there a reason why
you have her in a metal box?
- (FBE) For your safety. - Makes sense.
- Is that Poppy? - I'm Poppy.
- Yep, I was right.
- What the heck? - Hi.
- You know MatPat actually made a theory
about you, right? Did you watch the video?
Oh God.
- Poppy. Hi.
- Hi. - How are you?
- How are you? - Good.
- I'm good too. - I'm kinda nervous,
'cause I've been reacting to her for a while.
- The previous videos where we saw her videos,
just like, "I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy, I'm Poppy."
- I'm Poppy. - What?
- I don't know her personally, but she knows who I am
and that's kinda scary to know that,
so hi. - Hi.
- Oh my gosh, she's real.
- I just wanna spend time with Sydney every day.
- I can't relate to that at all.
- Will you play Fortnite with me?
- No, I don't like Fortnite at all.
Not one bit. Unless you wanna be Tracer.
- What about victory royales? - It's not about
victory royales, okay? - We can get so many views.
- I think I'm good without views for this one.
- You have really pretty hair.
- Thank you. - Oh no.
If she's doing-- I'm leaving the room
if she does that again.
- I'm having a mental breakdown. How's your day been?
- Good. How's yours?
- Okay. It's been great so far
until now. - Don't have a mental breakdown.
- Oh my gosh, she's not programmed
to say something.
- It's because of you that just about on
a lot of videos, I look behind me.
No offense in any way. - You should always
look behind you.
- Why are you in a box? - It's safer in here.
- Okay.
- How did you start YouTube? - They made me do it.
- That is, no. Okay, we're done now.
- How'd you get in this box? - I woke up here.
- So you kidnapped her? You kidnapped her
to torture me? - They didn't know
I was gonna show up.
- There's one episode where there's two of yourself
and I need to know how you did that,
'cause I'm confused. - They made another one of me
and we pointed the camera at both of me.
- This is very scary.
- So Poppy, are you a robot? - Are you?
- No. So are you?
- What's a robot? - Oh my--
a robot is not human. Are you not human?
Are you human or not? - What's a human?
- Me. - Am I you?
- No. So you're not a human.
She's not a human. She just admitted it.
It's confirmed.
- I've been in here all day. - Okay.
Did they give you food? - If I ask nicely.
- Why of all people, is it Poppy?
Of all people. - I'm Poppy.
Who would you rather meet? - I'm not sure.
- PewDiePie? - Yeah, PewDiePie
would be pretty cool.
- Poppy, are you in the Illuminati?
Do you know what that is? - What does that mean?
- Do you know triangles? Do you like triangles.
- Triangles are my favorite shape. - Oh my--
I wanna leave this universe.
- Do you like dancing? - I love dancing.
Do you dance? Can I see?
- This. - Ooh.
I can't do that in this box.
Do you feel safe? - No, I don't.
I really don't. - Why did you break
the headphones?
- Bad question to ask. No.
I broke the headphones!
- I broke the headphones, 'cause I'm still afraid.
- Do you do ballet? - Yeah.
I'm performing the Nutcracker this year.
- ♪ (singing Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy) ♪
- How many songs do you plan on making in the future?
- Infinity. Have you heard my songs?
- I think one. - Did you like it?
- Yeah, it was pretty good. - I have more than one.
- Yep, I know that. - Dominic.
I think we could be friends. - Okay.
- Do you like cats? - Mm-hm.
- Do you have a cat? - I do have a cat.
- I also have a cat. - Is it named Poppy?
- No, it's named Bambi, but we call her Kitty.
- Do you have two names like your cat?
- Yeah. - What's your other name?
- Bratty or Munchy. Probably 'cause I'm always hungry.
- I'm always hungry too.
You wanna come in the box? - No.
Do I have to come in the box? I really don't.
Is that how they feed her? They just--
- Boxes are fun. - Oh no, they're not.
No, not doing that. I don't--
no, no, no, never.
- Please don't say you wanna come out,
'cause if you do, I'm leaving the room.
- Do you wanna come in? - Oh no.
- Do you wanna come in the box?
- Not at all. I'm very, very good.
- Do you wanna come in the box?
- No, I'm good. I'm good.
- You seem like you could be nice.
- Have you decided to come in the box?
- No. I'm not going in the box, Poppy.
- I'm Poppy. - I'm never going in that box, ever.
- That's okay. - Thank you, Poppy.
See, Poppy's understanding.
- Do you wanna come in the box?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Hello. - Hello.
- Now we're inside.
- Bye. Can I go now please?
- Bye. See you soon.
- Oh. If I see you again,
I'm leaving and never coming back.
- Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you too.
- Bye, Poppy. - Bye.
- What an episode. - See you later.
- See you later. Do you want me
to put this back over or are you fine like that?
- Sure. - Okay.
Sure to which one? - You choose.
- I'll keep her like this. She'll be fine.
- I don't really know how to explain it,
but it's kinda cool. It's kinda like how
sometimes you don't wanna go on a roller coaster,
'cause it's kinda scary, but then you go on it
with your cousin and then after, you enjoy it.
Kinda like that. Thank you.
- Nice meeting you. - Hug?
- Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you too, Poppy.
Bye. - Here.
- Oh my God!
- Hi, I'm Poppy. Thank you to FBE
for letting me meet the kids. My album Am I a Girl?
is available everywhere now. I love you.
- (ominous noises)