>> Stephen: YOUR SPECIAL ON NET FLICTION IS CALLED "STAYING
ALIVE."
WE'RE COMING UP ON THREE YEARS FROM THE TERRIBLE ACCIDENT WHERE
YOU LOST YOUR FRIEND AND YOU WERE IN A COMA FOR HOW LONG,
SIX, SEVEN DAYS?
>> 10 DAYS.
>> Stephen: HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE ITSELF?
DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO BEING ALIVE EVERY DAY NOW?
>> WELL, I'VE ALWAYS FELT THIS WAY.
I MEAN, IT WAS WAY BEFORE WALMART.
I JUST EMBRACED LIFE.
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DEATH.
AND I GOT CLOSE TO IT.
SO I EMBRACED IT EVEN MORE NOW.
I LOVE EVERYBODY, MAN.
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
I LOVE YOU.
( APPLAUSE ) I LOVE YOU, AND YOU CAN'T DO
NOTHING ABOUT IT.
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
>> Stephen: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
SO SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT WHEN THEY-- THEY GO THROUGH A COMA,
THAT THEY EMERGE FROM IT A DIFFERENT PERSON.
DID YOU-- IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU SAW THE WORLD
DIFFERENT WHEN I CAME OUT?
>> LISTEN, MY FAMILY IS EVERYTHING FOR ME.
I WAS FIGHTING HARD.
I FOUGHT HARD IN THAT COMA TO COME BACK.
MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY 10 MONTHS OLD, AND I HAVE A YOUNG WIFE AND
I NEED TO BE HERE FOR MY SONS.
AND I NEED TO BE HERE.
I WAS FIGHTING HARD AND I'M HERE.
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT.
I MISS YOU ALL.
I MISSED DOING COMEDY.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU-- ARE YOU A BELIEVER IN GOD?
>> I ALWAYS BEEN A BELIEVER IN GOD.
HE'S MY MAIN MAN.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
>> HE'S MY MAIN MAN.
HE'S A HARD ASS, BECAUSE HE'S OLD TESTAMENT.
JESUS IS NEW TESTAMENT.
HE'S A COOL DUDE.
I WAS SMOKING WITH JESUS.
>> Stephen: I HAVEN'T MET HIM.
>> YOU'LL MEET HIM.
I HEARD YOU GOT A BEEF WITH TRUMP.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> I HEARD YOU GOT A BEEF WITH TRUMP?
>> Stephen: WHO DOESN'T?
>> HE'S THE PRESIDENT!
HE IS THE PRESIDENT!
AND I'M GOING TO FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE.
THAT'S WHY I'LL GOING TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY NORTH GOING TO
PAY MY TAXES AND GRAB THE WOMEN BY THEIR CROTCH, BECAUSE I HAVE
TO DO MY PART TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO MY PART!
>> Stephen: A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE.
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE.
WELL, TRACE-- >> HOLD ON FOR ONE MINUTE.
>> Stephen: YOU GOT SOMETHING?
>> HOLD ON.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
>> WHAT'S UP, OBAMA.
I PUT THE WIRETAPS WHERE YOU TOLD ME TO PUT THEM?
STOP YELLING AT ME MR. FORMER PRESIDENT.
OBAMA.
>> Stephen: DO YOU TALK TO OBAMA A LOT?
>> YEAH, I TALK TO OBAMA A LOT.
HE'S MY MAN.
WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AFFECT.
>> Stephen: HE GRADUATE, THOUGH, RIGHT?
>> HE GRADUATED, I DROPPED OUT.
>> Stephen: YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD-- YOU SAID YOU HAD A
10-MONTH-OLD WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE COMA.
SHE IS ALMOST FOUR NOW?
I WOULD SAY?
>> SHE WILL BE FOUR JULY 2.
>> Stephen: DID YOU TAKE HER DOWN WITH YOU, TOO?
>> THAT'S MY BABY GIRL.
THAT'S MY WIFE RIGHT THERE.
>> Stephen: I KNOW.
>> I'M GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT TONIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) IT'S HARD!
>> Stephen: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
>> YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG-- IT'S DIFFICULT WHEN YOU HAVE A
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WIFE LIKE THAT, THAT YOU ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH,
BECAUSE IT PUTS YOU AT A DISADVANTAGE IN THE
RELATIONSHIP.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> YOU'RE NOT EVER GOING NOWHERE.
I AIN'T LEAVING THAT.
I MIGHT TALK JUNK LIKE I'M GOING TO LEAVE.
THE OTHER DAY I TELLER,"YOU KEEP TREATING ME THE WAY YOU TREATING
ME, I'M GOING-- I'LL BE SITTING RIGHT THERE.
I WON'T BE GOING NOWHERE.
I DON'T NEED TO GO TO NO HIGH SCHOOL.
I GOT HIT BY A WALMART TRUCK.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: DID YOU TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER?
DID YOU TACK A FOUR-YEAR-OLD TO THE DERBY?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
>> SHE IS VERY NICE.
MY DAUGHTER WAS REALLY RELAXED.
SHE WAS WITH HER MOM AND DAD.
SHE'S NOT ONE OF THEM ROWDY WILD KIDS.
SHE WAS OKAY WITH US.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE OKAY TO TRAVEL WITH A YOUNG KID.
SHE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THESE SHOOEZ GOOD ON THE PLANE.
>> BUT THE PLANES ARE GETTING VIOLENT.
YOU SEE ALL THE FIGHTS HAPPENING IN THE AIRPORTS AND ON PLANES.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO TO VEGAS TO SEA MAYWEATHER FIGHT.
JUST GO TO DEALT.
THAT LAST FIGHT, THAT DUDE A STRAIGHT LEFT HOOK, LEFT JAB.
I SAID, WOOO!
THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE PLANE
NOWHERE.
THERE'S A VOICE THAT GOES, "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: VERY NICE.
HEY, I UNDERSTAND-- THIS IS KIND OF EXCITING NEWS-- I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'VE GOT A PROJECT WITH JORDAN PEELE.
WHAT'S THAT GOING TO BE?
>> TBS, WE HAVE A SERIOUS ON TBS WITH JORDAN PEELE.
I TALKED TO HIM TODAY.
IT'S GOING TO BE VERY NICE.
IT'S GROUNDED AND FUNNY.
IT'S MY LIFE.
IT'S CALLED "THE LAST O.G." AND YOU ALL ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT.
ME, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, TIFFANY HADDISH.
IT'S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU SEEN "GET OUT?"
>> YEAH, I SAW "GET OUT."
THAT WAS SCARY.
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING "THE EXORCIST."
MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE "THE EXORCIST."
AND HE'S SMOKING A JOINT NEXT TO ME AND I'M WATCHING THIS GIRL'S
HEAD TURN AROUND.
TRAUMATIZED ME FOR LIFE.
I WAS SCARED OF LITTLE WHITE GIRLS FOR YEARS!
>> Stephen: WELL, "GET OUT" WILL NOT HELP THAT.
>> NO.
BUT THAT'S MY MAIN MAN.
CONGRATULATIONS, JORDAN.
I LOVE YOU.
>> Stephen: TRACY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.
THANK YOU FOR SPREADING THE LOVE.
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