today we're gonna eat a whole lot of
bugs including this scorpion yay good
mythical morning thanks for joining us
today it's time to eat a lot of bugs we
are going to play AG war okay here are
the rules follow me closely it gets a
little complicated we're gonna play war
which is the card game where you just
take a card off the top of the deck and
you see who has the higher card the
person with a higher card wins that
round wins the right to not eat the bugs
associated with that round right so and
if you get the lower number and you lose
that means you have to eat the number
that you you get so if I do a seven and
you do a two you lose and you have to
eat two bugs or whatever round we're at
what bugs are at that round and we're
talking crickets ants katydids
squash bugs silkworm pupae got
grasshoppers dung beetle black scorpion
and two additional rule hate muscle we
each have a reverse card and that is we
get the opportunity to play at once
during this game we can reverse it back
on to the other person and you whoever
plays the reverse card first
you only got it one good you get it once
and you can't play it in the same route
so you got to be ready you got to be
ready for that reverse and the other
thing is if you draw a joker we neither
person wins around and you both have to
eat the number that the other person
drew okay that's the rules of bug war
and finally there is a final bonus round
that is going to be worth three points
that is the black scorpion and if you
can't eat the black scorpion the guy the
other guy gets an additional five points
mmm alright let's play all right round
when I am hungry but I'm not hungry for
bugs okay so let me tell you what's at
stake here I'm very nervous
I think I'm shaking the round one is
small crickets link we're just starting
with small crickets let's dump these out
let's take a look here crickets well we
got plenty
crickets are known to eat their own dead
when there are no other sources of food
available ready partner yeah smells fine
I got a seven link out of three link you
need three small crickets three oh gosh
I don't want to overthink this it's just
you know there's people all around the
world
enjoy these not as a deli Lizzy I'm
taking it I'm taking big ones for they
smell like a foot it smells like my kids
feet
they smell like crickets apparently
how's that brother like you haven't
crushed it yet you just yeah you got it
yeah chew em up now you can't swallow
I'm like a tablet pork rinds
no it's crickets I'm not starting off
well
my stomach is I really got to do
something mental okay round two Weaver
ant
oh I love we were in I mean these things
have horns coming out of their mouths
Weaver ant workers hunt and kill in sick
insects that are potentially harmful so
these are bugs that eat bugs and we're
gonna eat them on there they're in
pieces the loser has to eat full ants
all right let's do it buddy
here we go five oh I got Eve I'm ants
I got 85 ants I'm so happy okay
how do you do this I mean I put five
heads in first just put some legs in
there I'm trying to find some don't
sprinkle it with some ant parts hey
sprinkle with my aunt heads with some
ant parts mmm good
what does it taste like she goes it
doesn't taste like Cheetos okay you
didn't enjoy the crickets I mean those
are seriously good female katydids I
only female Katie katydid sir no no
these are big sometimes eat snakes and
lizards just a part right there oh whoa
no that's a hole what in Lois I got
shrimp all right let's go see some clean
beards three two one war
I didn't even pour out ten did a three
four five you need to develop a strategy
eight nine ten I think it's just do put
that on all of Bali I mean how do you
eat that much of
you need to treat it as one big bug and
just problem these are just like potato
chips right that look like insects I can
do this yeah you can I can do this your
suit you're psyching yourself up just
chips
no it's insects and it's normal normal
around the world look you drop one it's
right there on your arm crevice yeah
that's cool man nearly is easy to crunch
into crickets okay
they're made to be eaten next we have
some squash bugs oh yeah things are
really wash bugs damaged squash pumpkins
and related plants by sucking the juices
from the leaves and stems these are
gonna taste great he's gonna taste like
squash if it's sucking on fruits and
stuff haven't been eating each other
okay see what these look like nothing
wheels or something I want I want this
one cuz I don't want the silkworms of
the three to one
fam oh I have to I got a Ford link out
an eight I think you're getting off a
little easy I lose the round and I gotta
eat for these teeny tiny little things
oh you want to call it a moment and I
already did know it tastes like squash
no no they taste fruity silkworm pupa so
this is like a baby silkworm silkworms
have been used in China for over 5,000
years to make silk ooh it's like a
deformed corn nugget can we get the silk
out of there before we eat him make some
money how does that work
I think it's been cooked out of it I
want to lose this round does look tasty
three two one lose it then Oh joke
around we both have to eat three so
there's no points exchanged we just both
have to eat three now if you can't eat
three then you lose a point they don't
smell well Oh make it smell good the
consistency is very rough oh go oh don't
get anything on your throat mmm mmm good
no more in your methyl oh I'm having a
tough time with this one whoa there's
something a little juicy in there silk
is silk oh gosh yeah
that was nasty we're moving on to the
grasshopper so open up your grass off
haha that is bad isn't huh
well that's unpleasant I think these are
gonna be like on every menu in every
restaurant in the world 25 years from
now because of the apocalypse so I think
they're just getting it all are speaking
a head start there's start on that head
right there you can eat that three you I
don't know huh you still have your
reverse remember that you could have
done that with the 1001 go 2 to 4 low
numbers that's you I've lost two of
these once you start eating some bugs it
does get better as you as you go alright
here's two heads I don't think there's
gonna be a problem
I mean these are these are a delicacy
worldwide that probably smell like
they're seasoned is important actually
you know that I smell them look at that
there's like there's tentacles on the
lower leg yeah that's gonna get hung in
the that's how they make the rating
trading call to eat it count down from
three three two one eat those
grasshoppers eat those grasshoppers
crunch oh you got a leg sticking out and
now it's back in there you go
what do you think I mean there's some
sharp parts yeah you got to watch
yourself got a shield your tongue
finding a lot of sharp parts and not
finding a lot of tasty parts let's move
on to dung beetles dung beetles are
known to eat and live in crap yeah they
sound appetizing at least let's eat some
of them hey they've been living in dung
let's take a look at him first oh they
look like the kind of thing that would
be in there I've seen I look I've seen
these crawl around my house what does
that say about my house they smell like
dung they look like some and Cyril sorry
oh my gosh I see you hope you win this
one
they smell like dung yeah they do oh
here we go three two dong
six of these Oh guys it does it smells
like animal feces dude
all right we got this black scorpion
coming up ten of these they smell like
dung I'm reversing all right you got to
eat NES and I'm picking them out watch
them dung beetles okay three four it's
like a it's like a little parade well
I'm kind of doing it like a guy who's
counting out drugs you know like one two
three four this has an awful awful smell
to it I've got a sneaking suspicion this
thing lives in done four three two oh
gosh come on don't act like you like it
all of a sudden I'm time to tell my body
it's something else but it's not working
think about those things crawling around
on some poop I'd rather eat poop they
need that that I think the big elephant
turd would taste better than this final
round the black scorpion which we've
already pulled out he's lost a we had
the other claw this has got to be the
whole deal now these things are known to
go for six to twelve months without
eating anything kind of sad that he's
seeing his end well I guess he saw his
end in some factory but he's worth we've
made him worth three points doc played
my reverse wait I haven't played my
reverse I can't lose you totally fell
for it too man I bet I did I was like
you can just hit the cards I got your
reverse card three two one Niner oh I
lost what I'm gonna do I'm gonna play
the reverse oh right you can't play the
reverse on the bonus right yes yes what
they said you can't play but you said
that thing is so big yeah that's a good
meal you'll have to eat anything later
today by show of hands I mean how should
I even attempt to eat this I mean I
should I need like a freaking snake not
eat the claw first either claw because
he's like he's like he's like a fin he's
a finding urine I like give me the bird
bite that claw saying I own you wrong I
own you scorpion yep
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it sounds so non-edible that wasn't bad
I'll throw the other client oh that
thing is so hard like I'm afraid that I
might something's gonna get punctured if
I know people scorpions all over they
own all the world they don't get
punctured you ever heard of that
death by internal scorpion puncture
never heard that don't throw up don't
throw that you can do this man
you will own the internet if you do this
don't play around man just hey Jeff
scorpion yeah yeah here's a little bit
more leg they'll be the end of it oh
okay I'm sorry
yeah I see out of this man no no no you
get no don't don't don't don't don't
you own the cycle Fear Factory
Oh only Internet yeah listen nothing
ma'am do this every day because all you
just caught me in they call me the
Scorpion King black made a movie about
me now interestingly enough I still win
this game I mean I mean so I'm all right
bring in the prize is there some I
haven't swallowed yet what what is this
it is the natural predator of bugs
is there a snake in there what a
tarantula it's a tarantula we have a pet
tarantula now what it's got a ladder to
get out hold on we got a hit we got a
pet oh man No do we get to keep him yes
what was naming herb
the top on that taking me what is I
don't like tarantulas though
I haven't been able I'm coming a little
bit three two gone hey I got a pet
scorpion you gonna watch your hand man
that thing could come through there no I
can't I don't know what it can do miss
you can't go through the plastic I
cannot
uh-uh I cannot we cannot have in here I
this thing's gonna get out one day well
this has been a good day link ain't a
scorpion and ain't got at ranch Allah
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I'm Anna from Buenos Aires Argentina and
it's time to spin the wheel of
mythicality
it's Friday that means we got another
episode of our podcast ear biscuits this
week we just talked to each other about
girls and in good mythical more one of
us is going to eat this giant centipede
one of us Brett thinks he's back in high
school
hey buddy look at this he's I got him
into high school what do you mean at the
high school that I go to now did you
you've Rhian rolled in high school in
order to become a what are you like a
herpetologist you're a herpetology
teacher uh I'm just in a class you're
you you've really part of the class is
having a trench alone it's pretty cool
to have one I've got one and you can eat
him if you want I have to cook him in
season him first
come on man just pump yourself up you
can do it you can beat the centipede
King man when I send you emails I'll
address you that way yeah
hundred eggs man