to either do it or not get er done
that's the question right there let's
talk about that
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good mythical morning now a few months
ago we did a celebrity food taste test
where we mistakenly thought Rachael
Ray's dog food was Larry the Cable guy's
beef stew let me tell you right now my
beef stew next best thing to cat food it
is cat food
you thinking cat food before tell me
brother if there's a cat food I love my
beef stew date exactly like cat food
mmm it was actually dog food but Larry
we already didn't make it so we want to
apologize and to make it up to you we
have dedicated this entire segment to
getting on your good side yes as it
turns out Larry has more than just
catchphrases good looks and a cable
installation license he's actually got a
whole bunch of food products and we're
gonna rank them it's time for let's be
real as much as we all want to we simply
cannot allot the majority of our income
every month to Larry the Cable Guy
products it's a reality
it would be amazing but irresponsible so
if you can't have it all we at least
want to know what is the best that Larry
offers right and that's why we have this
ranking board here five two one
worse the best five it don't gifts are
done for kind of sort of gifts are done
three get your dumb pretty good to get
your daughter and one get your dentist
it could be good sir daughter but that
you know like the reindeer yeah like the
ring let's bring in the first one right
off the bat we got chips I'm a lover of
chips and these are interesting because
these are cheeseburger chips whip it
flavors are for sissies these flavors
will knock at your snack cravings like a
cop kicking down a trailer door internet
day it doesn't get oh say prilosec just
say it probably hey I just want to hear
it I'm gonna be saying that a lot after
day into this segment okay
I already know what I feel about these
because we actually had a bunch of these
in the office a big pack of them you
made some I've gone through like three
bags of these oh my
it's crazy it tastes like a frickin
cheeseburger but you know it really
heavy on the mustard mustard and pickles
if you don't love that on your hamburger
or cheeseburger you're not gonna love
these chips it mean it's pretty strong
let's start right here in the middle and
then it can move either way okay let's
move on
oh my goodness this is Larry the Cable
Guy spicy chicken batter hey this spicy
chicken back hey what do you do you
sound like you're impersonating my
father
honey this spicy chicken batter is
terrific you know that is even better
wet yeah can i zoom in there it goes you
sticky making it right with a side of
blue cheese or ranch dip
don't forget the frig fries we didn't
forget the French fries bring them in Oh
everything that Larry told us to I don't
want to dip it in anything I just want
to eat the batter at first boy it looks
glorious it's kind of dark you know what
all fried chicken is pretty good yeah I
feel like I've had much better fried
chicken yeah it's not horrible Larry
I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna keep eating
it no one's gonna stop you from getting
your done but um but I gotta say I had
higher I had higher hopes it doesn't it
didn't have that wow factor that the
chips do so it definitely goes below the
chips I'm gonna put it somewhere over
here but not give it a little kick
though now that I'm really letting it
see it yeah it's got a post taste kick
next we've got Mayer bread hey this
recipe calls for a can of beer just be
sure to use the beer not to drink it of
course you have to be 21 years old to
drink well it's got a way it's got a
warning oh yeah Larry the Cable Guy is
an ex is a total narc
now I'm gonna I'm gonna apply butter on
this one oh you need is a camera here
yeah so I don't what is beer bread is it
like a it's bread with beer in it dude I
don't know is it like a corn situation
don't don't get philosophical on me I'm
not getting this is Larry the Cable
guy's bread okay
is it a corn base we don't need to think
too deeply no it's wheat based and sing
it it's it's a wheat bread that is good
bread but what do you mean is your butt
it's still just bread though you know I
mean I think it's pretty great
really it's not better than cheeseburger
chips it's not I I predict those
cheeseburger chips are gonna keep
creeping Creek creeping up beginning or
burnish and this is their more original
than this yep but I think I like this
better than any matter
hey thanks okay now we got salmon
sliders salmon number one ingredient
Dalton moist eatin dog treats soft and
moist eatin I think a lot probably a lot
of Larry's foods probably could have
that moniker applied to them um sorry I
mean moist grab one of these that was
our that was a little side project we
had for a while who was soft and he was
more hesitant painted all the day pen
and on the day committed on the day now
I will point out that we've got plenty
of dogs running around the mythical
place we could let them do this taste
test right but we can't trust him that's
right they can't speak it's not as soft
or as moist as Larry made it out to be
it's pretty dry Larry
drive hard doesn't sell very well though
you know drive hard for your dog I'm
trying to get the Salman it's like
coming back together as Salman in my
mouth
it started as salmon it turned into
Salman I don't know what it is about my
taste buds but hey I don't taste any
salmon B it tastes like a chewable
vitamin and C I kind of like it I like
it better than the chicken you got
someone your beer think of it as a dog
for a second though I am so that you're
being a you're using your dog brain
right now I wasn't but I I'm gonna say
that it was if you use your dog brain I
think it might be better than beer bread
you want to put it above the beer bread
board ah it is for dog Barbara would
love this I already know it I have a
very in touch with what she thinks I
taste the salmon now yeah it was good
long before I start bringing it down in
the ring it becomes soft and moist in
your mouth that's what he didn't tell
you all right so this one is roadkill
seasoned salt Oh No
so it's not ground up roadkill it's just
granulated sea salt cayenne pepper
it's
Marketing oh my goodness but what is
that like this is a wreck
I don't know where'd you guys get this
stuff he doesn't say to put the season
you saw it on roadkill I think it's just
marketing but we got to give it a
thorough test I don't know even though
my good I mean that's obviously like a
leg what the crap what do you how do you
want to go about this
you want me to do like just I think I'll
grab one of these oh you're just gonna
oh you're gonna go caveman okay it's
very dark
it looks like liver the meat itself is
it's like just do it man now test gave
us a warning and she said that the meat
would be very red and that she did not
undercook it it's just that raccoons got
red meat if it's good enough for Larry
it's good enough for us oh okay if it
wasn't for that season the meat took a
real turn yeah a real hard turn right
into a dumpster
oh man I'm gonna swallow it though it's
so are you doing this for Larry I
swallowed it man that is some strong
meat quality but you know what just lick
it lick the seasoning if you don't want
to eat a raccoon liquor get her licked
oh there's a charity I just saw hair
it's kind of spicy you're not assessing
raccoon meat works we're assessing the
roadkill season saw which made
oh you think when we're in here because
it made actual roadkill palatable like I
focused in on this on the saltiness and
I got through it baby yeah but it's just
salt and cayenne pepper and black pepper
don't pull back the veil I'm saying that
I could make this at home leave the
curtain closed and so it loses points
for me it's a it's a five draw duck
that's true of every condiment man but
it's not true of these you can't get
these either I'm so addicted to these if
I ever need to gain weight for a part
just get me a couple of crates of Larry
the Cable Guy cheeseburger tater chips
I'm an agreement move that to get er
done as
patience through the chips into us
because yeah move that side away that
not to be here and it's pretty cool
Larry snack sales benefit his charity
beginner done foundation that helps
children and veteran so Larry thanks for
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