[roaring]
Hiya, SpongeBob!
[screaming]
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
[music playing]
This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Why can't I be frightening for once?
Where's my chance?
If you wanna be scary, you're gonna need a good costume.
What do you think?
Great, you're going as my trick or treat bag!
No, no, I'm the ghost of The Flying Dutchman!
Na, something's missing.
I know!
[sawing]
Step into these babies, Hans!
Terrifying!
I dunno, Patrick.
SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost!
Ohh, scary!
- That is it, Patrick! - What's it?
What's the difference between that ghost and me?
Er...
I dunno, wait, don't tell me!
[groaning]
Don-- don-- don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, I can do this!
I can do this, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
- OK, tell me. - I've got a square head...
And a real ghost has a round one!
All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I'm scary!
OK, are you ready?
Remember, like this!
[buzzing]
- What do you think? - Perfect!
Now that's scary!
Let's go scare somebody.
Ooh!
I'm The Flying Dutchman!
Ooh, I don't know who I am!
[bell ringing]
Ra-raaa, I'm The Flying Dutchman!
Ooh, I'm The Flying Dutchman's best friend!
[laughing]
Hey, don't you kids want your candy?
[laughing]
Oh, boy, that was something, your costume really packs a punch!
- Do you think? - Oh, no question!
You scared the barnacles off that guy!
Who should we scare next?
There's a whole party just full of people down at The Krusty Krab!
And the Flying Dutchman is gonna show up uninvited!
[music playing]
Are you ready, SpongeBob?
[screaming]
[laughing maniacally]
I am The Flying Dutchman!
Booga, booga, booga, booga, booga!
Give me your souls!
[crackling]
Huh?
[screaming]
[crashing]
[screaming]
Ouch!
Oh, whoa, whoa!
Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob!
I am not SpongeBob!
Those are my street clothes!
[laughing]
[lightning crackling]
Enough!
[gasping]
[laughing maniacally]
[screaming]
It's the real Flying Dutchman!
[laughing maniacally]
First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume!
[laughing]
[sobbing]
[screaming]
It worked, Patrick, I scared everybody!
Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat!
Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat, that's my brain.
Oh!
[screaming]
[music playing]