- (panting) That was amazing. - Oh yeah.
- Oh, I'm sorry, about... - What?
- ...this didn't? - No, it was great.
I'm gonna go pee. - Okay.
(upbeat piano plays)
- Huh. Cool.
You wanna get high and watch "Unlikely Animal Friends"?
- I mean, I do, but I can't, I have a shift at one.
- Right, yeah. - And then I have to go
wait in line for 45 minutes to take a bite of
the new jalapeno breakfast burrito from Sandwich Box.
- Ooh! Okay, yeah, I gotta work, too, so.
- Gotta work for that rich guy who
pays you to hang out with him?
- He doesn't pay me to hang out with him, he's my friend.
And (stutters) I do stuff. - What was the
last thing that you did for him?
- Um. I got him frozen yogurt.
- And how much did he pay you for that?
- $275. - Yeah.
I need juice. Where are my shoes?
- Well I got some sweet skate shoes to ride that board, bro.
- What? - I didn't know you
skateboarded, I saw in the corner,
it's you though. - Oh, no, it's Gus'.
- Gus? Who's Gus? - Gus, he's like a friend,
like me and you. Friends. - Okay.
- You know we're not exclusive, right?
- Yeah, yeah, duh, yeah.
I mean we're...we're friends.
- She's a boss ass bitch, that's what's up, I fuck with her.
She's just keeping it 1000 with you.
- Yeah, but I really like this girl.
- Mm, dog, it's 2016, she's just doing
what any of us would do, if we could, she wants to
call one of her hoes up, fuck 'em, leave 'em.
What's wrong with that? - Yeah, but,
I'm the hoe. I wanna be a housewife.
- It's connected! - Don't we all? Cool!
You've got the ideal, right now.
You're getting the pussy without all the talking,
and the baggage, and the heartache
(somber piano music plays)
and the long walks on the beach, and the cuddling,
talking to her mom and Dad on a random Wednesday and
they're checking on you, you know, just looking out for you,
'cause you're a good guy, you know.
- It works dude!
Cameras are cool, I'm a fan of cameras now.
Honestly dude, I say you ghost her.
Whenever I feel overwhelmed,
I just get out of there and it seems to work.
- Dude, definitely, I think you should leave right now
before she leaves you alone and lonely.
- Yes. - And with all her stuff
at your house, now her smell won't leave your house,
Lotus Flower Bomb just all in the air.
- Oh, no, no. I just meant responsibilities in general.
- You ever feel like people are just telling you
things that they wanna hear?
- How do you mean?
- Like, they're just saying the bullshit they tell
themselves so they feel less miserable.
- I just feel like, if I let her know how I feel,
we can really have something special.
- Dude, these cabinets are sick.
- It's not really advice for you.
- Yeah, but you can't just expect someone to
just fall in love with you. - It's a lie.
- Or stay in love with you, for that matter (inaudible).
- Why do you think your friends would lie to you?
- They don't know they're...
I mean, I know they're trying to help.
- Life isn't fair, bro. - Life isn't fair.
- My dad made that up. - But sometimes you just
have to sift through their personal baggage and stories.
- This is important, okay, when I sold
ClapChat for 555 million dollars...
- 550 million dollars? - 55.
- Oh. - And that was the value
before taxes and the sharks got to it.
- Dude, you were on shark tank?
- I was, actually, I only walked away with like 157 million.
- Oh, damn. - Yeah.
- In order to find that one advice nugget...
- That's not the point, I sold something I loved.
I started over to focus on one thing.
- So what was your new thing?
- I don't fucking know.
I just know that I hang around people
who just care about what kind of car I drive.
- What kind of car do you drive?
- Aventador. - Are you serious?
That's sick! - But look,
this is what I'm talking about.
You don't give a shit.
You're real and that's why I like you, you're real.
You, Nucky, whoever this guy is.
- It's Jared. - Jared.
You guys are cool.
You guys are easy to talk to, you're real.
Come here, bring it in, give me a hug, man.
- Dude, I love you bro. - But I don't know why I have
to ask for everyone's advice on everything I do.
- I'm excited for this friendship.
- I mean, I know whose advice I'm gonna take.
- Tell her how you feel, get a girlfriend, fall in love.
- That's what I'm saying! - Yeah!
Stay at her house a couple nights a week.
Take the trash on the way out.
- Yeah. - Buy toilet paper
once in a while, but yeah, love.
- And maybe I can just start with myself.
And do what I want. - And what do you want, Chris?
- I want to find that one thing I'm passionate about.
And I think maybe Amanda can be that one thing.
So maybe I need to stop listening to
everybody and just follow my gut.
Tell her how I feel.
I need to start making decisions for myself.
Right?
(upbeat electronic music)