Today we make screams come true.
Let's talk about that.
( music playing )
Good Mythical Morning!
Mythical friends, I'm gonna cut to the chase.
Today's G double M has more enter-tainment than you can swing a sword at!
Which is great news because there will be plenty, plenty,
plenty of very sharp sword swinging in our new segment,
Celebs with Swords.
We're also gonna determine if there's such a thing
as "too much cheese" by trying a three course meal
that is made basically out of nothing but cheese.
Speaking of butt cheese,
this world is full of surprises
and the greatest surprises elicit the greatest reactions
including screams!
And wouldn't it be great if we could surprise a celebrity
over and over again and guess what she was screaming at?
That would be great!
It's time to play...
You know it's always great when you have a game
that is about Keke Palmer
to actually have Keke Palmer and we do!
- Link: There she is. - Rhett: Welcome to the show!
Whoo! I'm so happy to be here with you guys.
- Way over there. - Right, right. We're very far.
It's hard to feel you.
But you're a Gemini so I'm glad that there's this.
Yeah. Keep that distance.
Okay now, Keke,
you used to be on "Scream Queens"
- now you're on the show "Scream." - Yes.
So naturally we had to play a game about you screaming,
but what is it with you and screaming?
You know, I think my vocals, you know, they're very good,
high-pitched, for any type of level of scream you may need.
So, you know, people just tend to call me for this.
- Okay. Got it. - Just give us one.
Just like a warm-up scream.
Well, give me a scenario.
- Like-- - Gemini getting closer.
( broken scream )
- Ah, nice. - Wow.
So don't do that. You stay right here.
Behind the podium!
Gemini staying over here.
Okay, this is how this is gonna work.
Rhett and I will be blindfolded, you will not.
Something's gonna be placed
on your table, you'll be turned around.
And then you will swivel around
and you will react to it
and we will be interpreting your reaction
and potentially any interactions that you have
with our ears.
- Got it. - And then you will give us a couple of options
to determine if it's one thing or another.
We can see who's better at interpreting
- your scream. - Oh!
- Yes. - Okay.
And whoever guesses more correctly
will win a very special scream catcher.
I don't know what that is
- but I really want it. - All right, let's get screaming!
As you can see we can't
- and as you can see we're scary! - Yeah.
And we have no idea what is in front of Keke,
but, Keke, you can now turn around.
( clears throat )
( screams and laughs )
( groans )
( yowls )
- ( Rhett laughs ) - Link: What?
Oh my.
Quite a range of emotion happening here.
- Yeah. - Link: Yeah?
- Okay, are you guys ready? - Oh, yes.
I will say, before you give us the options,
that you sounded scared and then you sounded amused--
- Slightly amused. - And then you sounded bored.
Rhett: Yeah.
I mean, that's range.
So did I scream,
because A, I was watching an old man
sneezing egg salad onto his sleeping wife?
- What? - Or was I watching a cow give birth?
An old man sneezing egg salad onto his wife?
That's A or B, was I watching a cow give birth?
Has that ever happened on Earth?
Much less on video.
You mean the cow giving birth?
- Or the old man? - I know how cows are made.
( Rhett sighs )
I have my answer.
Both: I'm locking in.
Oh!
Well, I have to say that this one goes to Link
because, no, there is not an old man
sneezing egg salad onto his sleeping wife online currently.
Yes! I--
That's how you feel about a cow giving birth?
It was very very disgusting. There was a lot of film
and it was very-- It looked harsh.
I think you enjoyed it too much.
But what were you laughing at in the middle?
You were like giggling.
I was giggling because I just couldn't believe
that you guys were doing this to me.
Okay, Keke, spin and react.
( screams )
( laughs )
Oh!
Oh.
Something is happening.
You all right?
Something's crawling.
- Yay! - Scurrying or something.
( laughs )
- I'm getting scared. - Okay.
Did I scream because A, I was kissing puppies
or B,
I was kissing a crew member's baby
- dressed as a strawberry? - Rhett: What?
- Well, w don't let our crew members have babies. - Yep.
Unless they're dressed like strawberries.
I remember we did say that.
Rhett: But you're-- you seemed frightened.
So you're either frightened of puppies or babies.
Link: Well, she laughed at the cow giving birth.
- Yeah, she did. - She laughed again here.
She's twisted.
- ( giggles ) - I think I'm locking in.
( groans ) Dunno how I feel about this but I'm going for it.
Well, you guys, you both got that right
because I was kissing puppies!
Oh, look at the puppies!
- Rhett: Whoa! - They're so cute!
Rhett: Pug babies!
Pug puppies!
Okay, Keke, time to turn around.
( grunts )
( groans )
Oh!
Ooh!
( chuckles ) Oh.
Okay.
Okay?
So, did I scream because I was A,
watching a video of a chimpanzee eating its own poop?
( both groan )
Or B, I was smelling coyote urine?
Mm-hmm.
Well, first of all,
no matter what it is, I'm sorry.
Either option,
- I'm sorry we're doing this to you. - Yeah.
And both of those are equally possible on this show.
- Yeah, yeah. - That's the thing.
Any given day, any given moment.
But I'm going with this.
Locking in.
I am locking in.
Well, my nose burns so that means that it was B.
- I was smelling coyote urine. - ( Link grunts )
Yeah, I said-- I meant to say B.
I was hoping this would happen!
- I picked up the wrong freaking paddle. - I knew this would happen!
( screams )
Oh gosh.
- Link: I think she-- - ( bleep )!
( laughs )
This is outta control, you guys!
( bleep ) this show!
What the ( bleep )!
No ( bleep )!
( Rhett laughs )
Link: Keke, whenever you're ready just turn around and look at--
Oh, man!
Oh, my gosh!
- Link: Oh, no. - Oh, my--
- Mm-mm. - Oh!
I'm sorry, I don't know why but I am.
You know this is really--
I came into this thing and I was ready for us to be friends.
I was ready for us to make a connection.
And I really was enjoying y'all when I got the puppies,
but this done took a ( bleep ) turn.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh! Good Lord!
Did I scream because A,
I was digging through a bowl of cow eyeballs
looking for a Gummy Bear
or B, I was transferring fish guts
from one bowl to another?
I didn't hear anything...
move.
- All right, I'm locked in. - Cow eyeballs?
Cow eyeballs and a Gummy Bear?
( grunting )
- All right, I'm ready. - Me, too.
( sighs ) Link got it this time.
It was definitely B, I was transferring fish guts
from one bowl to another!
( both groan )
Yeah, B! Of course.
And this is a mess!
But we gave you gloves.
( sighs )
( screams )
- That's horrible. - Good grief!
All right, this final round is worth two points.
So it's anybody's game for the scream catcher.
All right, Keke, turn around.
( viewer clicking )
Sounds like one of those slide projectors.
( screams )
What the?
Holy-- What?
What? What just happened?
( screams and laughs )
Whoo!
- Link: Yeah. - Whoo!
I don't know what scared you but you scared me.
- Rhett: Yes. - My gosh--
Okay, what are our options?
Did I scream because A, a murderous clown snuck up on me
or B, a giant bunny tickled me on the neck with a feather?
Well, you gotta tell me how do you feel about bunnies.
Well, she already told you.
She-- It was embodied in her scream.
If it was a bunny.
If it were a bunny that would be B.
- That's what you're saying. - Uh, yeah.
Um--
So you chose, Link.
Oh, and you chose, too, Rhett!
And you both chose wrong!
Oh really?
A murderous clown
- actually did come up. - Link: That makes the most sense.
Oh, he's back, too.
So we both went against instinct,
which means I come away with the win.
Oh, my gosh! You gotta get outta here, man.
Link, you are our winner.
You win the scream catcher.
- Where is that thing? - Bring me the scream catcher.
♪ The scream catcher is right here ♪
For you, baby.
- Yeah! - You gonna put that on your rear view?
And it doesn't work unless
you actually have it right above your bed at night.
So you have to keep it like right above your bed.
Otherwise it won't work.
My wife and I will thoroughly enjoy that.
Yes!
Be sure to watch Keke on "Scream"
the TV series on MTV in March,
and check out her new single, "Bossy,
- which is out now. - Mm-hmm.
And click through to find out what happens
when we let Keke go crazy with a sword.
Oh, we're still doing that?
- Ya! - Get outta here, man.
Rhett:
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