Speaking of robots,
Tiger Woods used to be the most dominant force in golf.
[ Laughter ]
He used to be the most dominant force in golf,
and maybe the best ever to play the game.
Now he stinks,
which has left a giant void in the sport.
It's been awful.
And I wanted to find out
how people were dealing with his demise,
so I went to the place you always go to
when you want to talk about golf --
Crenshaw Boulevard in South Central L.A.
[ Laughter and applause ]
What are you doing now to fill your void in the golf world?
A whole lot of nothing.
Can you name five golfers ranked ahead of Tiger Woods?
No.
Who's your second favorite black golfer?
[ Laughter ]
How you been filling your golfing void
since Tiger's fallen off?
The only golfer I know about is Tiger Woods.
Well, there's Charles Barkley.
Man.
Are you, uh, a big golf fan at all?
Not really, but I watch Tiger a little bit.
But nah, I don't really like that.
He's the 258th ranked golfer now.
[Bleep] that's great.
Why?
He used to be the top golfer in the world.
[Bleep] He getting old. What you expect?
He didn't get 258th old, though.
Baby, listen. The new generation coming up.
Everybody get a turn. He had his turn.
It's somebody else turn. That's how life goes.
But he could have a resurgence in his career.
He ain't gonna have [bleep] It's somebody else turn
to [bleep] all the broads and get all the hits,
you know what I'm saying?
If you got caught cheating on your wife,
you think that would affect your performance at the job?
First, she'd have to prove it was me.
And I mean
Yeah.
Would you [bleep] Tiger?
Hell, no. Not even with a [bleep] coat on.
Not even if he was, like, real chill,
and, like, took you on a nice date?
The hell with Tiger Woods.
No, no, no.
No.
No. No.
No.
I don't eat sushi. No.
[Bleep] Tiger. No.
No.
What do you think they should do
to make golfing more popular in the black community?
I have no idea.
You think they should do trash talking in golf?
They want you to be quiet at the golf.
Oh.
If you were a golfer and you were trash talking,
what would you say to another golfer?
"I [bleep] your father." [ Chuckles ]
I would say stuff like, "Life is finite.
We're playing a dumb game."
I might as well be drunk.
[Bleep]
"Life is meaningless. Go ahead and putt."
Life is not meaningless.
It has a -- got a lot of purposes.
No.
...and create smaller versions of yourself?
I don't want to bring any kids into this world, man.
Now, what if your father had thought like that?
You wouldn't be here.
No, it wasn't different.
They didn't even have condoms back them.
In '83?
They weren't popular, though.
Well, they're something like
things you hear about but never see.
Yeah?
Just like the serial number on a condom.
You ever seen that?
Yeah.
Oh, well, you probably
don't have to roll it down that far, so...
[ Laughs ]
Why'd you just call my penis small?
Who do you think is the next big black golfer?
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[ Scoffs ]
There's that one dude, right?
I don't know if he's, like, just full-on black.
He may be, like, French
or, like, Jamaican or something, you know?
Even though that's, you know, of the, you know, descent -- Oh.
[ Laughter ]
Mary Poppins got hit by a car.
That ain't cool.
Who's the second best black golfer?
I don't know. I don't play no damn golf.
Hell, President Obama. [Bleep]
Charles Barkley?
The hell with Charles Barkley. Obama.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
Tiger Woods, Obama, Barkley.
Nah, Obama, Barkley, then Tiger Woods.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, black golf.
[ Cheers and applause ]