- [Voiceover] Oh, boy. Here we go, dentist time.
I knew I should've brushed my teeth this morning.
Oh, man.
How many times did I forget to brush
my teeth before bed 'cause I just fell
asleep watching Netflix on the couch?
Why is this guy asking me so many questions?
He knows I can't speak to him.
If the tables were turned, I don't think he'd be so happy.
Make him suffer a little bit.
Whoa! That's a big needle.
You got this. One, two, euh!
Okay, this time. One, two (gasps).
This isn't gonna hurt. This isn't gonna hurt.
This isn't gonna hurt. This isn't gonna hurt--
It hurts! It hurts so much! (screeches)
Whoa, my tongue feels like it's sand.
Why don't people just put Novocaine all over their bodies?
They wouldn't be able to feel any pain.
I could be super strong, like Steven Seagal.
What if I just took my shoes off?
Just relax. Is that weird?
Has anybody ever taken their shoes
off at the dentist before?
Why does the dentist make me feel so guilty?
It's like I'm going to confession or something.
I wonder if dentists believe in the tooth fairy.
Or is that just a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movie to them?
What if the needle head falls in
and then it just falls down my esophagus
and slices open my trachea and then I just burst blood?
Nah, that would never happen.
Done. I will never eat sugar again.
Ooh, a lollipop!
Wait, isn't this just more sugar?
You're just incentivizing me to get more cavities.
Well, whatever. Still pretty good.