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~Set fire to your head~
Victor: What the hell is that thing?
~Poke a stick at a grizzly bear~
Britney: Oh God!
~Eat medicine that's out of date~
Madison: He's so cute.
~Use your private parts as piranha bait~
Kyle: Ooh!
~Dumb Ways to Die~
~So many Dumb Ways to Die~
Kostas: That's so depressing!
Kostas: What the... ?
Jade: Oh my God. They're talking about death.
Jeannie: They look so happy.
Jourdan: So happy to die!
Jourdan: Uh!
~Keep a rattle snake as a pet~
(Rumor giggles)
Rumor: Oh...
~Sell both your kidneys on the Internet~
Labib: So Russian mafia?
~Eat a tube of super glue~
~I wonder what's this red button do?~
Jourdan: Blow up!
Jourdan: How did I know?
~Dumb Ways to Die~
~So many Dumb Ways to Die~
Kostas: Should we get into it?
~Dumb Ways to Die-ie-ie-ie~
~So many Dumb Ways to Die~
Britney: I like this blue guy shaking his butt.
~Dress up like a moose during~
Labib: Oh wow. He's being shot at?
~hunting season~
~Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason~
Jade: It's like the Hunger Games!
Rumor: That's the kid in the Hunger Games.
~Stand on the edge of a train station platform~
(Madison gasps)
~Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing~
(Kyle chuckles)
~Run across the tracks between platforms~
Britney: How can it do that? Don't do it. No way...
~Quite possibly~
~Dumbest Ways to Die~
Jeannie: It's catchy.
(Kostas clapping)
Kostas: Come on. Clap along, guys.
~to Die-ie-ie-ie~
~So many Dumb~
~So many Dumb Ways to Die~
Rumor: Ohhh... he fell over...
* Be safe around trains. A message from Metro. *
Jade: Woah woah wait wait wait!
Jeannie: What? What?
Britney: Are you serious?
Britney: It was a Metro...?
Britney: No way!
Kostas: That was completely unexpected.
(Question Time Theme)
Fine Bros: What did you just watch today?
Victor: Uhh Dumb Ways to Die.
Brianna: A really cute thing that shouldn't have been cute.
Jourdan: A lot of little guys that looked like the characters from Despicable Me die.
Kostas: A commercial to be safe around trains, right?
Fine Bros: Yes! Yeah!
Kostas: That was so clever!
Fine Bros: Could you sing some of the song?
Madison: I don't sing, guys.
Kostas: Some of the Dumbest Ways to Die-ie.
Brianna: Dumb Ways to Die-ie.
Jade: So many Dumb Ways to Die.
Jourdan: I was just paying attention to all the little guys getting killed! It was kind of hard to memorize the song, you know?
Fine Bros: Did it surprise you at the end that this was a commercial for the Metro?
Jeannie: It's a commercial?!
Rumor: Yes! Cause this seems like something that like a YouTuber would do.
Victor: It would be the last thing I would think to come out of something like that.
Fine Bros: What was the message of this ad?
Jeannie: Be safe around trains.
Victor: Don't be dumb around trains?
Jourdan: Not necessarily a good message to send out.
Jourdan: I mean they're giving these kids and everything all these ideas on how to die.
Kostas: Big things go really fast and really f**k you up.
Kostas: So don't f**k with trains.
(Harp SFX)
Fine Bros: A public service announcement, which is real.
Fine Bros: Do you think that people are going to be more careful around trains because of this video?
Jade: No, I don't think so.
Jourdan: People are going to be more DUMB around trains now!
Labib: This is more of a com- a comedic thing than anything.
Labib: I don't think anyone's gonna take this seriously.
Brianna: Some people would just not even pay attention to the message and they would just like dance along to the song.
Britney: If they had this song playing on the train station, I'd probably start dancing, shaking my butt...
Britney: and then fall like, on the trail and like, get run over by a train!
Fine Bros: Do you know what PSA stands for?
Kostas: Public safety... uh...
Kostas: Administration.
(WRONG BUZZER)
Britney: Passing... something...
Britney: Alive.
(WRONG BUZZER)
Jeannie: Public service announcement?
(CORRECT)
Fine Bros: What are PSAs typically like?
Kyle: Well they're very... uh somber.
Rumor: They're usually like those really sad ones with like the dead puppies.
Jade: Lock your doors and wear your seatbelt... or else.
Jeannie: They're not funny. It's just like, straightforwaaaard.
Jeannie: I don't really watch them.
Fine Bros: Do you think that it's smart of them to try to get their safety message out in this way?
Brianna: Yeah, cause it gets people's attention and it's not like the other kinds of PSAs.
Britney: That's the only way you can get us to pay attention. That, or hot guys.
Kostas: In a way, but by making it funny, I feel like it kind of... portrays it as like a joke.
Fine Bros: Be honest. Does it even matter? Do PSAs ever work?
Kyle: Well they work on me. I've uh, I've actually cried a couple times during those - those - all those sad ones.
Jourdan: PSAs don't work.
Brianna: I don't know. You can't just put out a commercial and expect things to change.
Britney: No. We're just... we're just uncontrollable. We're dumb.
Fine Bros: So this has gone pretty viral and has over 35 million views.
Madison: Oh my gosh.
Victor: No wayy.
Labib: Dude, props to Metro.
Jeannie: On YouTube?
Fine Bros: Yuh huh.
Jeannie: I've n-- okay well I--
Fine Bros: Where else?
Jeannie: You guys! I keep forgetting that these are all YouTube videos!
Fine Bros: Well, w-why is a song about death so popular?
Brianna: Cause it's really adorable.
Jade: It's about death, but it's not sad; It's like really happy.
Jourdan: There's a lot of freaks out there, man. There's a lot of freaks that are obsessed with that kind of stuff.
Victor: Look at those uh, Happy Tree Friends on YouTube, perfect example.
Jeannie: Watching people die and get hurt; that's funny.
Fine Bros: Finally, outside of this video, what do you think is the Dumbest Way to Die?
Kyle: Leaving your seatbelt off on a - on a roller coaster.
Jade: Skydiving and not pulling your parachute.
Victor: Going and jumping into a... lake full of hungry alligators.
Rumor: Drinking like an Icee, in like below-zero weather.
Jeannie: I'd wanna see a person falling into... a pit of spiders.
Fine Bros: W-what?
Jeannie: P-put someone who's really scared of spiders.
(Jeannie giggles)
Jeannie: And put em in a little pit of spiders. And I'll have them... die...
Brianna: Thanks for watching Teens React.
Jourdan: Let us know what videos you want us to watch next in the comments below.
Kostas: New episodes of React come out every Sunday, so make sure you guys subscribe.
Madison: We'll see you next time, unless you die really dumb.
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