Kids React to: Viral Videos!
This episode: Charlie the Unicorn!
Hey! Charlie!
Hey, Charlie, wake up!
Yeah, Charlie! You silly sleepyhead! Wake up! [girl laughs]
Ugh, god, you guys...
We found a map to Candy Mountain!
I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
Noooooooo! Charlie! [girl laughs]
Candy Mountain, Charlie! [girl laughs]
Yeah! Candy Mountain!
Alright! Fine! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!
We're here!
Boy: Yay! [video, in background: Well what do you know,]
there actually is a Candy Mountain.
[boy laughs as letters jump down to the beginning of a song]
When you're down and looking for some cheering up,
What the heck?! [video in background: then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave!]
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats.
Candy rats, chocolate vats, it's a wonderland of sweets!
And the candy canes' imagination runs so free,
so now Charlie please will you go into the cave?
[explosion]
Alright! Fine! This better be good.
Goodbye, Charlie!
Yeah! Goodbye, Charlie!
Goodbye? What?
Girl: It's really creepy...
Hey! What's going on here?
Ouch. Guh. What happened?
Aw! They took my freaking kidney!
[laughs]
That was the weirdest video I have ever seen!
I have one question. [offscreen: Yes?]
Was someone high when they made this?
Question Time!
[FineBros] Can you tell us the story of what happened?
Oh my god...
There was these two weirdo unicorns...
One's pink- and I think he's a man.
Which is kind of weird.
-he walks up to Charlie the Unicorn...
[Imitating] Charlie! We found a map to Candy Mountains, Charlie!
After they asked him again and stuff, he said 'Then I'll come'.
I expected the mountain to be much bigger...
And then he goes in...
-he said 'Bye, Charlie'...
He was back where he was in the first place, and...
There's a little red scratch.
'They took my freakin' kidney!'
That was so cool...
'Darn it- they took my candy', 'cause it's just a dream.
[FineBros] What did they take?
The candy!
[FineBros] How did it make you feel?
... Depressed.
[FineBros] Would you have gone with them to candy mountain?
No... No.
I would just go in my house and lock the door.
I would have told them to bug off.
Yeah, I would've!
Yes!
Duh... Who wouldn't?!
If I was a unicorn then I would go and I would take all the candy.
I would've put my head in the cave first actually before walking in.
'Okay, there's no candy in there!' and leave.
[FineBros] What did you think of the song at the end?
That was just weird...
None of this makes any sense to me...
One things happens, then another thing happens- Then something completely different happens!
[FineBros] And why did the letters explode after their song?
I don't know!
[laughs]
Because... that's what candy letters do, okay?
Because they were happy!
Joy explodes us, with emotion!
[gongs and zen music]
[offscreen: Do you know what a kidney is?]
It's a bone.
Right here in the middle of your back?
I think it's inside your leg, right?
Right about here.
It's that thing that, like, people give away in TV shows.
George Lopez, like: "Dad, I know you need my kidney! But ta loco! I can't give you it!"
It, like, filters your urine, or your blood or something like that.
[offscreen: So then, why did the unicorns take his kidney?]
I don't know!
That's exactly what I was talking about!
I don't get it!
[vaguely concerned] Maybe one of them needs a kidney!
Maybe they're missing a kidney, but... they don't really seem needy of one!
I mean, he was doing flips everywhere and stuff!
You can sell it... pretty... well.
[offscreen: So you think the unicorns were out to get money?]
Yeah. To buy candy!
Or drugs.
[offscreen: Who are you more likely to be friends with? The two unicorns or Charlie?]
Charlie.
Charlie!
I mean, maybe with Charlie, except he seems like such a downer!
[offscreen: Why Charlie?]
'Cause those guys will cut out my kidney.
I need my kidney, man!
My dad only has one kidney!
The two unicorns!
I guess the two unicorns.
[offscreen: Why?] 'Cause I'm kinda crazy like that!
Because they're so fun!
[offscreen: But they stole someone's kidney!] Who cares!
[laugh]
[offscreen: Do you like unicorns?] Yes!
They're so magical and they can let you fly.
I know they don't exist, but I like unicorns!
I used to like unicorns because I thought they'd drag me to Leprechaun-ville,
I could become rich!
Then... I watched this.
and everything changed.
[offscreen: Do you think this cartoon was made for kids?] No.
Yeah!
Yeah?
[offscreen: What makes it for kids?]
It's about unicorns????
It's moderately for kids.
This one was for adults. There's some adult cartoons.
They're evil unicorns that steal his kidneys.
You don't see that on Phineas and Ferb!
[offscreen: Would you watch more cartoons starring these unicorns?]
Oh! Yes!!
If it's appropriate for me.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Show me another!
No, thank you! I will ban that from my own TV!
Those two unicorns are the most annoying thing since Fred and Annoying Orange.
They steal out his... kidney? Really!
Who made this video?
You better... take that out,
because that is violent.
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click the box below! Wherever... they... put it.
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See you next Sunday!
I'll miss you very much, people, and I love you all!
Bye.
Bye!