By my watch, 48 hours left in Trump's presidency.
And there have been reports that Trump
has basically given up his presidential duties,
not doing much.
But there is one area
where Trump apparently has been working very hard:
issuing pardons.
That's right, he's scheduled to issue
at least 100 pardons and commutations
on his last full day in office.
And apparently, that's just for starters.
Check out this clip of Trump speaking
to some of his die-hard supporters just this afternoon.
I've pardoned a lot of terrific people, but guess what?
I'm just getting warmed up,
it's a Pardonpalooza. (crowd cheers)
Here are some more people I'm gonna pardon before I go.
Bernie Madoff, O.J. Simpson, Cannibal Cop.
It's a disgrace how they treated the Cannibal Cop.
I'm pardoning Martin Shkreli, Bean Dad,
Ivan Drago, those little stickers they put on apples.
And to everyone who's been canceled,
you're uncanceled. (crowd cheers)
Get back to work Chris Deleo,
we need more of your beautiful jokes.
And that's not all, look under your seats.
Every person in this audience is pardoned!
And now, check out the jumbotron for even more pardons.
And guess what?
I've hidden thousands of other pardons
inside the Capitol building.
Just run in there, and get 'em!
I think he's overdoing it a little bit.
Yeah. But anyhoo.