Gabriel,
put water everywhere
oh that's smart
that's smart that way they can
have it whenever they get thirsty
when ever they get--
See that's that's why you in charge
Make it undrinkable.
*Throws Spoon*
You see that log floating out there?
Animal Tech: Yeah.
What about it?
Fill it with teeth.
Say again?
FILL IT--
No I yeah okay so the hair goes on the outside.
Yes, Gabriel.
And milk on the Inside?
YES, Gabriel.
OH, Like a MAMMAL.
I've made tons of mammals why didnt you just say that?
Well not quite.
The coconut was first discovered by Marco Polo--
*Chewing Noises*
*Smooth Jazz in background*
Uh can I--
*spits*
Make It Swim.
Michael, What if
we blend together a duck and a beaver
Michael it's a joke
I'm kidding. I'm kidding
*blender whirrs seductively*
this is why I think we need to stop working so late look at it really you
look close its knees our back works my god did you notice that it's also pink I
did that on purpose
but that's good that's real good yo things yeah I mean it's not bad but like
you know I was thinking like maybe maybe you should like have the unhealthy stuff
like he's bad and the healthy stuff like he's good
whoa all right Gabriel now this one give him a long throat do that that's
something that's something we can do nothing but throat nothing button at the
end of that throat Gabriel I want him to have teeth like Satan and I'll just hear
me out Gabriel hear me out do you remember the mushrooms yes we
give those to a cow and then it sees its reflection in a pond oh okay okay wait
hey here we go ah let me see yes Gabriel now congratulations staff the deal was a
big hit oh gosh Todd gasps all right now let's try to work off that what do you
guys got for me so I what if we gave it a pouch to like protect its offspring
whatever we're at it what are you Michael what if we could kick your chest
in there it is that is hey I don't know I'm fresh out of ideas you got any more
ideas for animals yes what if baby saxophones could swim
yeah maybe we should take a brand it's only the male's who get pregnant Gabriel
I have a new idea God why are we eating today
Gabriel do you remember Lonnie Lonnie the first one or the second one doesn't
matter make a third one but this time make him famous okay okay we'll make
them funny and then he'll put out good content
it'll be great I'll have a million followers and then make him eat dry
protein powders Gabriel in winter cut it we're done like really like no more like
like the animals to start waking up from hibernation and stop so you get warm
again people can go to the beach like that make it so they can't breathe
why I'm talking let's breathe in most amazing Gabriel Gabriel this is how the
species will keep itself going through babies you understand I'm not confused I
just feel like it's real simple and usually when things are simple or not so
like what's the catch Gaber what if their first instinct is to put their
mouths on shopping carts yes I like this one alright guy your parents you can
repeat anything you hear what will it take to keep you quiet
alright okay so uh oh okay take the gorillas I want you to shrink
it down and you make it smart okay okay alright now what you want me to add it
thinks a huh literally just have a scream Narwhal sure if we take the
Firefly switch its but lamp out with the bag of blood I mean what yeah I didn't
do that I just you know it sounds like God you wanna make sure that's what you
really want Michael I wanted more than anything in the world actually also make
her face stabby yo Gabriel get this I had a crazy
idea well Jesus okay what is it I'll act like I didn't hear that but get
this it's a giant mammal that lives at the bottom of the ocean
but it doesn't read water it only breathes air so it has to come up from
the bottom to the top to breathe through a giant hole we stab into the top of its
head and it doesn't speak bedroom it only
moans I'm putting in my two-weeks it only moans Gabriel what hi before you go
we got to get one more animal to hit our quota for the week Gabriel it's Friday
ah fine here take this potato punch bot you have a potato slap some legs on that
bad boy sitting out in the wild we're good to go okay okay you've given me a
literal potato what kind of natural defenses is this
thing supposed to have natural to what now I can't hear you it's gonna out
breaking up my game my little friend on a turkey well what does that mean well
it means you're the most popular bird so like what about me does everybody like
shoot mostly your legs my legs and also stay away from medieval fairs you are a
cuttlefish oh not what I meant you have eight arms in two tentacles give me
perhaps not for hugging your poisonous / danger hug
yes yes the children are going to love this one who what if I make one that
small and round yeah yeah totally dad but like what if
there was like a little bit more consistency with the design of the do
you remember when I asked perfect oh you're gonna love this one and plus I
know how much you like weird so I gave this bad with five limbs alright you're
gonna what happens when you tear off its limbs why would you do that
they probably bleed out died I'd imagine what would you suggest be regrow their
limbs like some sick you freaks you may have a future here yet Gabriel what
hello there little buddy you for the warm welcome
ha you can have your unicorns and I'll stop
all that crying stop crying listen to me you got one condition this thing's got
to go in a bottle of the ocean the narwhal first discovered in 17 I'm just
confused as to why you would give it this chocolate cause if it's not gonna
kill anything all right yeah lucky well if you look here I also gave it the same
derpy smile and haircut as your girlfriend oh no three funny real mature
what's with the look with the head rotating 360 degrees like that it's
disgusting Michael you got a lot of criticisms let
me tell you what else I gave it let me tell you I gave it three toes you see
those and it's nocturnal like your mother now listen to me Gabriel Lee's
going to be really fun because song the one pizza yeah okay okay
you like that and then some will make you see things okay and some Gabriel
some just kill you
you do an okay pal