[MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE] >> Whoa!
>> The Undertaker!
[SOUND] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> The dead man is back!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What the hell?
>> [APPLAUSE] [SOUND] >> You need a paper bag.
[SOUND] You most likely need two paper bags.
You need a paper bag.
You, especially, need a paper bag.
[SOUND] >> Ooh, ooh!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> My God.
>> A seething Ted DiBiase.
[SOUND] >> Who is it?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Dallas, Dallas Page!
DDP's the stalker!
DDP is the sicko that's been stalking
the Undertaker's wife!
>> Like the Diamond Cutter, you never saw it coming.
>> [APPLAUSE] [SOUND] [APPLAUSE]
>> Wait a minute.
Here comes a security guy.
Left arm!
What the hell?
>> McMahon's security guard!
>> It's the Big Boss Man!
>> What? >> That's McMahon's security.
It's the Big Boss Man.
[SOUND] The Undertaker and Cane stomping Austin.
[SOUND] But the Big Boss Man hit
Austin with a nightstick.
[SOUND] >> I think he's [INAUDIBLE]!
>> [INAUDIBLE] >> What the?
>> Aah! >> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God, Tom!
That's Eric Young!
>> Yeah!
>> [APPLAUSE]
[SOUND]
[APPLAUSE] >> Hey!
>> You see, that's what happens when you disrespect Mr. McMahon, all right?
>> [SOUND] >> What?
Uh-oh.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> I'll kick Santa Claus's ass.
>> I'll kick your
ass. >> My.
>> It doesn't matter whose ass I'm going
to kick, I'll tell you that right now. >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Stunner!
Well, Santa Claus is in Texas now,
[LAUGH] not the North Pole! [MUSIC]
[SOUND]
>> It's the Bizarre One versus the Big Red
Machine, right here, live, on Raw. [MUSIC]
>> Look at this!
>> What? Hey!
>> What the? >> Hey,
it's Triple H! >> [APPLAUSE]
>> What's this?
Triple H!
Triple H with a flame!
A bolt of fire!
A bolt of fire shot at
Kane! [SOUND]
>> He shot him with
a flamethrower!
[SOUND] >> [APPLAUSE]
>> What the?
>> What is that?
>> What the?
>> It's.
>> What?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [LAUGH] It's Ellsworth,
James Ellsworth.
>> You have gotta be kidding me.
This goof again?
>> Yeah! [LAUGH] [SOUND]
>> Well, let's do this, baby,
because the champ is here!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What the hell?
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> My God, it's Sting!
[SOUND] >> I say the games are over, Shane.
I say the evil, demonic SOB, show his face to the world now!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> My gosh, they are livid!
Here we go!
>> It's me, Austin!
It's me, Austin!
It was me all along, Austin!
>> [APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC]