- WELL, I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE
A COUPLE OF TICKETS TO THE WORLD SERIES,
AND I WANT TO GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY IN THE AUDIENCE,
SO I'M GONNA GIVE--
IT'S A GAME THAT WE'RE GONNA PLAY FIRST.
IT'S CALLED "GRAND SLAM, THANKS FOR THE TICKETS, MA'AM."
[cheers and applause]
[cheerful organ music]
[music stops]
COULDN'T EVEN HEAR THE MUSIC.
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING FOR.
THE WINNER ISN'T JUST GONNA GET TWO TICKETS TO THE WORLD SERIES;
YOU'RE ALSO GETTING A VIP PACKAGE.
YOU'LL GET TO WATCH BATTING PRACTICE,
VISIT THE SET OF THE MLB NETWORK,
AND MEET SOME FORMER PLAYERS.
AND I'M GONNA GIVE TICKETS TO BIG BASEBALL FANS,
SO THE TWO PEOPLE THAT WILL BE PLAYING
ARE KAREN CONTADOR AND ARIANNE TYLER.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
- I'M SO EXCITED!
- ALL RIGHT. - HI, ELLEN.
- THEY JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE HATS ON AND EVERYTHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW THE GAME WORKS.
YOU'RE SO EXCITED, I'M NERVOUS THAT...
IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THERE'LL BE SOME PASSING OUT HERE.
ANDY'S GONNA DEMONSTRATE.
SO YOU START OFF HERE.
ARE THEY GONNA DO THIS AT THE SAME TIME?
- YEP. - OKAY.
SO YOU PUT YOUR FOREHEAD ON THE BAT.
YOU GO AROUND THREE TIMES, OKAY?
I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE THIS AT PARTIES.
AND THEN YOU RUN TO SECOND BASE AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED,
AND THEN...
- FIRST BASE. - YEAH, FIRST BASE.
I ALWAYS RUN RIGHT TO SECOND BASE.
THAT'S WHO I AM.
ALL RIGHT, SO THEN YOU PUT ON YOUR UNIFORM,
AND THEN YOU PUT ON YOUR HELMET,
AND THEN YOU SPIN AROUND AGAIN THREE TIMES,
THEN YOU RUN TO SECOND BASE,
AND THEN YOU GET THOSE GLOVES
AND YOU GET THE POPCORN AND PEANUTS,
AND YOU FILL THE HAT UP,
AND THEN YOU GO TO THIRD BASE,
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA BOB FOR APPLES.
AND YOU MAKE SURE YOU KEEP AN APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH,
SPIN AROUND THREE TIMES WITH THE APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH.
FIRST PERSON TO GET TO HOME PLATE
IS GONNA WIN THE TWO TICKETS TO THE WORLD SERIES.
[cheers and applause]
- YES!
- GET UNDRESSED. LOOK AT THAT.
- LET'S GO! - ALL RIGHT.
SO GOOD LUCK.
LEAVE YOURSELF PLENTY OF ROOM,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SPINNING AROUND
AND YOU'RE GONNA HIT EACH OTHER, MAYBE.
ALL RIGHT, READY? GO.
[lively piano music]
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT I!
[cheers and applause]
YEAH!
WAIT.
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HELMETS OFF. TAKE YOUR HELMETS OFF.
[cheers and applause]
[bell dinging]
OH, NO.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, YOU CAN--
OKAY, YOU CAN TAKE THE APPLE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, IF YOU WANT.
YOU DON'T--YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.
YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME EMPTY-HANDED.
- OH, MY GOD!
- YOU'RE GONNA GET A 50-INCH INSIGNIA TV.
- OH, WHAT? THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
- YES! YES!
- THAT'S LIGHT.
THAT'S VERY LIGHT. - I CAN CARRY IT.
- NO, NO, THAT'S TOO LIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE OF HERE? IT'S NOT A TV.
IT'S TWO MORE TICKETS.
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THE WORLD SERIES ALSO.
[cheers and applause]
GAME THREE OF THE WORLD SERIES IS THIS SATURDAY AT 8:00 ON FOX.
AND NOW WE SHALL ALL DANCE.