- Do these buttons do anything?
- I hate that.
Oh.
- Did I just put that in my own face?
- I think you just blew up a bomb in your face.
(upbeat music)
Hello, I'm Nice Peter.
- Howdy, I'm EpicLLOYD.
- We're from the Epic Rap Battles of History
at YouTube.com/ERB.
- We make videos where we take people from history
and pop culture and we battle rap them against each other
and then you tell us who to have battle them.
- So we're gonna spin this wheel.
It's gonna land on a game and then we're going to play it
and see whose better at it.
We're also gonna do an actual UFC fight after this.
Which will not be filmed.
- I think you're gonna get a walloping.
I do know all these games.
- I had like a she's not my long term girl,
but we're just doing this for a while kind of relationship
with video games.
- Gross! (EpicLLOYD laughs)
I have a less creepy relationship with video games.
I play them sometimes, and we don't make out
or anything like that.
- Don't hate the player one, hate the game.
- Oh god.
- Way!
Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies
no whammies, no whammies, no whammies.
Street Fighter, it's on, brother.
- I'm gonna go with a classic and I'm going to be Ken.
- Oh, I wanna be Zangief.
- Go be Zangief. - I'm gonna be Zangief
Come on, bro!
- Ah.
- Let's go long hair.
Look at the size of those muscles.
- I do Ken, or I don't Ken.
- Eat my fist face.
- [Zangief] Screw you, Ken, screw you!
- Ooh!
Oh!
See the problem is, your guy's real big, but...
- Yeah, I may have made a bad choice.
- My guy's really good.
Oh!
- Oh no!
- Oh, I've got him with one kind of testicle punch there.
I thought there was gonna be a bigger finish.
- My testicles are hard to miss.
Look at the size of that.
- That's true.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
- Yeah, I don't know how to block.
- Back
(game characters punching)
Or just do little tiny karate chops.
- Come here, puny man.
- Oh, ooh, big chops.
I'm getting a little transfixed
by that bear in the background.
Ooh!
Ooh, okay.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
Okay, all right.
Having a little trouble.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
Oh God.
(game characters grunting and punching)
Ooh! - Ah!
- Oh, kicked through the dome!
- Oh, I'm still alive.
- No, I'm not. - You're not.
- Stay away from the light, Zangief!
Stay away from the light!
I feel all right.
I'm not a big fan of like, you know, assault,
but I feel like if that's how you want to do it.
- I hope you get used to salt
'cause I'm gonna pour it in your wounds.
- Oh, good one.
(wheel spinning)
- Maybe you did that a little hard.
- It's all good.
- Dragonball Fighter.
So we did a rap battle of Goku against Superman.
He played Superman.
Ray William Johnson played Goku.
♪ Who can stop this constipated jock ♪
♪ With the awful animation and the complicated plot ♪
♪ Whose got the rap bombs that drop on Japan ♪
♪ This looks like a job for the OG Superman ♪
- [Nice Peter] I'll be goblin head, purple dome,
and is that Krillin?
No, that's Tien.
Where's Krillin?
- [EpicLLOYD] I've got greenie there.
Get it, lizard feet!
- Okay.
Ooh! - Oh, wait, what happened?
- Don't even know what I did!
- How did you switch?
- I just used my superior fighting abilities
and turned it on.
You're really good at punching the air.
(Nice Peter shouts)
(lasers shooting) (game characters grunting)
All right, all right, that's enough.
(shouting)
I can't even see.
I think I'm having a seizure.
- What the hell is even happening?
Oh, double team, bro!
Oh!
I can't help but make kung fu sounds.
(Nice Peter shouting)
- Remember when you used to play video games
and always would go up and to the left.
- I can't tell who the hell-- - What is happening?
Besides me whoopin' on you?
Okay, this looks like it'd be big.
(EpicLLOYD shouting)
I'm down.
- I got one!
Oh, I punched you through a mountain.
- You just knocked me through the landscape.
Ooh!
Punched you through the foreground, bro.
Through the foreground.
- What happened, dog?
Who's got the-- - Oh I'm Krillin.
All right here comes the hero.
You should be able to do pretty good with that guy.
Boom!
(grunting)
(game characters hitting and grunting)
- I don't care. - Real fun, that's fun.
I like that.
Oh, good times.
I'm gonna go ahead and say this game is stupid.
- Oh, because you lost!
- No, I haven't lost yet and I might lose, as I predicted,
but there is just too much goin' on.
I wouldn't even know if I'm winning or losing.
- It's kids these days.
- I know.
I'm so overstimulated I'm bored.
This is like eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
- Yeah, there's like, this is just, this is,
oh I win!
- Do you?
Yeah.
All right.
I hope you feel good.
- How did you feel about losing to EpicLLOYD today?
- I feel like that game gave me a heart attack
and some epilepsy.
And I don't like it.
And it feels like the game itself ate too much sugar.
- Harsh words from Nice Peter.
- I hope we get Injustice
'cause we're doing a lot of Rap Battle characters here.
(wheel spinning)
- No whammies.
Ooh - All right.
Mortal Kombat X is next.
Oh.
- Wait, what happened? - What happened?
Injustice 2, let's do this!
- Injustice 2, we'll go with that.
- We have done a lot of characters from this game.
We did Batman against Sherlock Holmes.
We did Wonder Woman played by Lilly Singh
and she went against Stevie Wonder played by T-Pain.
- Ooh, this is cool.
this is my favorite one easily so far.
- I'm gonna go ahead and be Superman.
- Oh, I want to be this monkey.
- Yeah, good luck with that, bro.
- I know, the big guys never work.
You gotta learn how to--
- Hey, I know, I'll be the big gorilla against Superman.
- I'm gonna be the Joker.
- Cool. - Joker looks nasty.
- Take your time with it, though.
(game characters grunting)
(Nice Peter shouting) - Ooh, eat it.
- This game's awesome.
- This is already cool.
- I'm not worried about you here.
Oh, we're playing?
Why is it so dark.
(game characters grunting)
Oh, not doing too good.
- Where am I?
(game characters hitting and grunting)
I ain't afraid of you, blue man.
Oh, I did a move and I thought it was a move
and I was just laughing.
- Ah, froze you!
- Goddammit.
- Oh, I just stomped you!
(game characters grunting) (objects smashing)
How do you like that bucket to the dong?
(game characters grunting)
Why are my fists red?
Oh 'cause I'm about to rain thing onto your face.
- Get up, Joker.
Do these buttons do anything?
- I hate that.
Oh.
- Did I just put that in my own face?
- I think you just blew up a bomb in your face.
Things are confusing. - Eat that!
- Ready to quit yet? - I ain't ready to quit.
- Lasers?
Oh, okay.
- Ow!
Stop it!
What the heck?
- That was a good video game.
- That is a good video game. - Good video game.
- I gotta, yeah.
Help me.
(wheel spinning)
- Hey. - Mortal Kombat!
Mortal Kombat XL.
There's a joke there somewhere.
- Close application and remove disk
'cause it may be damaged or dirty.
(beep)
(wheel spinning)
What do you know, it's a penalty!
- What happens on this penalty?
- I don't know.
- Ha ha!
Shot yourself in the foot!
- No, I'm still gonna win.
- Funny man! - I know it.
(wheel spinning)
What do you know, it's Soul Calibur.
Show me what you got, LLoyd.
- All right, Bird Box.
- I'm ready. - Let's do this.
- Am I facing the right way?
- You're not gonna get any help from me.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
Oh, first blood.
- Am I getting shots in?
Am I whooping you?
- Oh, he is winning partially.
(Nice Peter laughing)
(game characters hitting and grunting)
- [Geralt] Can you handle this?
- Am I still winning?
- I don't know, I'm not lookin' at the score, bro.
I'm concentrating on the game.
- [Geralt] Let's dance.
Stay down. - Damn.
- Did I just knock you down?
- You've beaten me on one.
(Nice Peter laughing)
- How do you know these special moves?
- Oh.
- What do you, how do you even do that?
- Swirl with the thumb in a furious manner.
- Wait a minute, that's it?
- Yes!
- That's ridiculous! - Ooh!
- You only got, no, it's two, it's two.
- All right I'm not even gonna use my fingers this time.
I'm just chin battling you, bro.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
- I'm terrible at video games.
- Tell me I'm still winning with just my chin.
I am fighting you with my beard.
Oh my gosh, bro, I feel like I'm winning.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
- I beat you.
- What happened?
- I stand above you in victory.
- Was it close?
- Ah, I don't know.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
What the hell is all that about?
(game characters hitting and grunting)
What is this?
- I can't see what's happening, so you gotta talk.
- I'm trying not to get my ass whooped by a blindfolded guy.
Ah!
(game characters hitting and grunting)
- What happened?
I win!
- Oh.
- It's a small victory, I won by that much.
Oh there's, there's four?
- Blindfold's off I don't care.
- [Cervantes] Want to see hell?
- I just showed you hell.
- All right blindfold's back on.
I'm losing it.
- Oh, I just did something incredible.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
You lose, bro!
- Ah, that got unfun.
We are two to two.
We have to do a tiebreaker.
There's a wheel, we should spin the wheel.
- We should spin the wheel. - We should spin the wheel.
(wheel spinning)
- I'm happy.
- Ah, that's what we wanted.
- I'm happy, that worked out.
- I'ma do Wonder Woman.
- All right, I'm gonna be Green Lantern.
- Okay, oh, she's nice and quick.
(game characters hitting and grunting)
Oh.
Not off to a good start here.
I don't know how to work this.
And to be honest, my thumbs are getting tired.
- There's a lot of lassos.
A lot of lassos.
- Ah!
- I really don't wanna lose,
mostly 'cause I talked so much smack.
- You have talked a massive amount of smack.
- Oh, oh, oh.
Why'd you just throw a bomb at me?
- I don't know.
I, like, do all this power-up stuff
and then nothing happens.
- Yeah, you're like glowing but not showing.
You know what I mean?
(game characters grunting)
(metal clanking)
That was pretty cool.
You threw, like, beams at me.
(game characters grunting)
Knife through the chest.
You wanna throw more construction equipment at me
or you done? - Ah.
(audience cheering)
(EpicLLOYD grunts)
- Well, thanks for watching, you guys.
We've been Epic Rap Battles of History,
we've got a new season coming out.
Season six is coming out in April
on the Epic Rap Battles of History YouTube channel.
Check it out, it's YouTube.com/ERB.
We are very excited to announce that here.
- Yeah.
Oh yeah, we've been saying spring everywhere else.
This is an exclusive drop, yo.
- Exclusive BuzzFeed-- - April!
- [EpicLLOYD] And we're doing existing content
on the second channel ERB 2, so go there in the meantime
while the new battle is being brewed and stewed and cooked.
(upbeat music)