when I saw this I knew I had to get my
hands on a big [ __ ] you want a big kak
well sucker this warning some of the
humor in this particular episode of
bootlegs those might be a little extra
immature I have no idea why all right so
the big [ __ ] isn't really a bootleg or
knockoff of anything unless you want to
consider it a knockoff of a real toy or
a [ __ ] but if it's stupid-ass China [ __ ]
like this all featured on the show
sometimes you have to wonder though if
this is actually English ignorance or
someone's having a [ __ ] laugh that's
just outstanding and confidence if they
really didn't know what they're doing to
put big [ __ ] on a children's toy so
should I even go over what's on the rest
of the box I mean we're hardly gonna
outdo big [ __ ] now are we but I guess we
might as well Wow with music and light
yeah I would say wow if I saw music and
light come from a big [ __ ] that jukes
you're gonna get old though isn't it the
amazing stupidity of the big [ __ ] was
brought to us by 3t tip-top toys looking
them up it seems they made some other
cheap children's crap and some Doraemon
and transformers knockoffs which they
seem to be desperately trying to hide
the fact that it was a knockoff the only
had two pictures of the Box on here one
partially obscured and the other being
held by this creepy ass [ __ ] cartoon
face replacement girl anyway the name
they were trying to hide from you is
Trey's Frommer's sure they want to hide
that name but they'd never hide the big
[ __ ] which by the way I couldn't find
any listings for but if you want to
search up big [ __ ] yourself be my guest
and I don't know about this logo he just
comes off really creepy doesn't he Oh
peace [ __ ] I got a big [ __ ] and
having a baby health education series
right under big [ __ ] doesn't help the
creepy factor and I don't know what's
with the accents above the letters that
have been changed to hearts guess they
just want you to know they love the [ __ ]
by the way if you're getting annoyed
with me saying [ __ ] you probably
shouldn't be watching a video on big
[ __ ] all right you're some points about
the stupid thing first it's material of
safety what I'm sure I'm glad it's made
of safety whatever the hell that's
supposed to mean acousto optic what look
at this big [ __ ] it has everything to do
with the physics of light and sound wait
[ __ ] are you talking about bright
colored and even spelt with a u I can
give them that one find quality
absolutely not I haven't even opened it
yet but look at these babies
they love the [ __ ] even though they're
not with a [ __ ] we'll assume that's what
they're smiling about childhood
playmates clown that's its own sentence
by the way clown at home hurry up to
collect yeah hurry up baby the [ __ ] are
you waiting for
[ __ ] security a hundred percent
enviromental protection those sure are
words we strung together with a
percentage looks good holy [ __ ] this
thing cave and tell me to put in the
batteries without confusing the [ __ ] out
of me install three grain of 1.5 volt
double-a battery grain do batteries come
in grains now warm prompt early
education experts is not something that
even remotely makes sense in this world
but look at this I got a story I can't
wait to read this
the baby is one year old and a half
later for small things and apparently
this is a new sentence even though we
just ended with a comma to observe the
sensitive period of focus can remember a
lot I guess that's the end of that
sentence subtle difference and change
things for example to distinguish the
various animal forms appearance
characteristic and pattern of animals no
idea what the [ __ ] I just said oh good
we got an explanation on the flip side
I'm sure this will clear everything up
the appearance of the cute style yes
please do explain to me what the
appearance of the cute style is lovely
naughty expression will let the baby
fondle admiringly elegant appearance
collocation apparently that sentence
ended somewhere that I missed and
collocation linguistics thing about
words that are grouped together has a
lot to do with this
after all big and [ __ ] usually go
together right anyway collocation bright
colors without a U on this side it is
easy to attract the attention of
children small animal body at the bottom
of the wheel use the high quality we're
resisting durable materials
substantially increase the speed of
action wow that is some high quality
awful sentences tail bubble grain
revolve is that of something to do with
the battery grains whatever at least its
tail or ass let us know that important
info warning small parts and contents
contain dangerous afix iation
isn't not suitable for three years and
below the child piays using must have
the present adult in order to serve as
guardian with
I did I'm impressed big [ __ ] I mean
we've seen the English phrases on these
packages before but this is a new level
big [ __ ] educational toys exercise and
the ability to inspire children as the
cornflakes rooster cries all right
well here's my big [ __ ] not nearly as
funny without the stupid package is it
also there's a three random circley
things
static done to the front of it don't
know what the [ __ ] those are all about
the big [ __ ] doesn't really match what
the package told us it looked like now
does it it's not the same colors in hell
it's not even the same mold guess that's
why it's a big [ __ ] haha I'm guessing
from what its tail was saying on the box
it's supposed to be translucent plastic
and you can see little beads rolling
around as it moves but the real one has
solid white plastic so no point to that
the package depicted a [ __ ] with legs
but the actual toy depicts a much more
real [ __ ] with wheels I love that all
these stupid cheap electronic toys come
with a little plastic disc to protect
the wheels for the actual toy itself
inside the box a few random styrofoam
little circles are enough but those
wheels [ __ ] we've got to have a little
plastic cover
so three grain meant it needs three
batteries which isn't much of a shock
but I do love that the picture only
depicts it having two battery slots and
confident in every spot alright let's
stick a finger up its button turn my big
[ __ ] on so we can get these horrible
jokes over with
he already heard that one you big [ __ ]
so Ghanim style again I guess from a big
[ __ ] it can't really say I'm surprised
at this point though that is a much
shorter loop of the song than motorcycle
lepue graced us with all right so I know
what you guys want the ultimate showdown
this will no doubt go very poorly
quality why this is high quality of
course made of much material of safety
by which I mean its kind of medium
plastic quality it's alright but not
great the detailing is pretty sparse and
lazy and the big [ __ ] doesn't even have
its strange little chick pics on the
wing like it does on the boxed version
the electronics work well though and its
lights are very bright despite it not
having any translucent plastic 6i
riester with wheels I'm struggling here
this didn't require a lot of thought as
I'm sure their blood was rushing to
another certain area - we got the Ghanim
style again and it's pretty much as
amazingly inappropriate for the bangkok
as it was for motorcycle the poo kinda
especially so this time is this toys
marketed specifically as being for
babies not that Ghanim styles a super
crass song or anything but I don't think
most parents would want a baby toy that
sings hey sexy lady
then again they probably don't care too
much if they bought their baby a toy
called big [ __ ] in the first place
ate this whole package is completely
ridiculous almost every line on it makes
no sense at all and a lot of it is just
words they thought meant something
placed pretty much at random clown this
really is one of the best collocation of
ingre Shing ever the only thing that
could lower this box's score is the
babies on it but I think we can all
agree it being named big [ __ ] over blows
that and no you shouldn't get your baby
a big [ __ ] to play with zero and the
bootlegs owns overall is 10
and this stupid [ __ ] is funny as [ __ ]
it's random Ghanim style party is about
as amazing as its 100% random [ __ ]
on the package I am really glad I got it
so now I can finally say I've got a big
[ __ ]
Oh big hero now he is what she gonna do
you're gonna take a light on that big
[ __ ] Oh stuffy this is exactly the type
of thing I their best talked about I
know he said you need to obey my orders
without question hey he said that this
is an abusive relationship and that we
need to respect each other's feelings
exactly
it I feel like you feel like you
betrayed your legs Stephie you started a
joke because you can't magic a joke any
case you can all as homophobe is back
here I can't wait to show all your flat
seven just make fun of you and stop
respecting you
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