- There's like pee on your butt.
- Oh, nobody wants pee on the butt.
- No, I know what that's like when I'm drunk
- [Ned] I'm Ned and I'm married.
- [Kelsey] I'm Kelsey, I'm very single.
- [Ned] We are not qualified to do this.
- We're gonna try to anyways?
(guitar music)
- We have our baby expert, Adam, here
and he brought his baby.
- He's a dad.
- [Both] He's a dad.
- [Adam] Now this is Samantha. - Oh my god.
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh my god she's smiled
- She's so cute.
- How old is Sam?
- Sam is five and a half months old.
- It's a fresh-ass baby.
Oh you like my hair?
- I feel jealous the baby likes you more than me.
It's the boobs.
- Yes. You know what that's for.
- She's going after the goods.
- I've like held one baby.
I've never changed a diaper.
- She does need to be changed right now
- Okay.
- Number one or number two?
- This is gonna be a surprise, it's a surprise every time
- No.
- And so here are some fresh diapers.
- Okay.
- And I'm just gonna step off to the side in case I'm needed
- Oh my, okay.
- And just let you guys try.
(stutters)
- She has potentially poop in her pants right now.
- Oh (beep)
- She's like what are you guys doing change my
(beep)
- Oh, sorry, should I cuss?
- No, you can't.
- Oh. - Oh no don't sweat it.
- She's probably like my diaper, dudes.
- [Ned] Pants.
- [Kelsey] Okay.
- I remember there was this technique that I learned
where you like hold the baby's legs with one hand
- [Kelsey] Oh, it's like yoga
- and then pants come off with the other hand.
(sneezes)
- [Ned] Oh. - [Kelsey] Oh bless you!.
- [Kelsey] Look at that baby belly.
Such a cute baby belly.
(rawr noises)
- [Kelsey] Okay so we put this underneath,
- [Ned] Alright I'm gonna put the diaper
underneath the diaper.
- I don't wanna open this.
- Okay.
- [Kelsey] I feel like it's a surprise.
- [Ned] Kelsey, I got this.
- Ned, this is all you dude.
- [Ned] Alright. - [Kelsey] Okay.
- Is it, oh it's pee.
- Pee!
(coughs)
- Girl, what were you eating earlier?
Maybe like, fold it in half?
- Just close, oh this way, this way.
- [Ned] There's a drawer here. No one will ever know.
- We'll just leave that there forever.
- No one will ever know.
- Wipe? - Wipe, yeah.
- Okay.
- Now we put this on. - Alright put this on.
- [Ned] Oh look at that! Feels great right?
- [Kelsey] Awww.
- [Kelsey] Fresh pair of nice undies.
- [Ned] Fresh under (mumbles).
- [Kelsey] How does that look?
- You guys did really good actually.
Everything came off and on exactly as it should have.
Although you did forget to put her clothes back on.
- Oh.
- That's a typical Kelsey.
- She seems happy, no crying. - No!
- Lots of smiling. That is a changed baby.
- I don't want to do that ever again to be honest,
but it wasn't as bad as I thought.
- It warms my heart and it makes me wanna have kids
with my wife.
- We're all best friends.
(squeaks)
- Bye, Sam! - Bye!
- [Ned] Well, that's it, we're done.
- [Kelsey] Okay.
- [Ned] We can turn off the cameras and...
Oh no.
- That's you, dude.
- The diaper... - That's you!
- We forgot about the diaper.
Okay. Okay.
(electronic music)