All right, we're going to talk about this movie.
You're so good in this, and you're so good and crazy in it.
I love it.
I love seeing you like that.
I love crazy.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, it's fun playing crazy, right?
It's wonderfully fun playing crazy.
It's very freeing.
But first, before we talk about the movie-- you're just back.
Literally, you just got back from London.
I just got back from London.
Whoo, Ellen-- I was all excited because I could watch
Game of Thrones in real time.
I set it for the New York showing.
I watched the first five minutes, and passed out.
Oh, no.
Jet lag?
Jet lag.
Oh, no.
Then, I tuned in for the West coast--
and fell asleep and watched the five minutes.
Oh, no.
So you know the first five, and the last five.
I know the first five and the last five.
I don't know how we got there.
There's a lot of stuff that happens in there.
Yeah.
Have you heard it?
It's like-- it's kind of hard to not hear
what happened last night.
I have purposely not been on the internet.
Well, I'll tell you.
What happened was--
[LAUGHTER]
People were upset about it.
Really?
Yeah, people were very upset about it.
Oh.
That's all I'll say.
OK.
Yeah.
People are mad.
Did we lose people?
Uh-huh.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Like, a lot of people.
We did?
Oh-- not Jon?
Yeah, I'm not going to say.
Oh, geez.
I mean, there's barely anyone left
to have an episode next week.
[LAUGHTER]
Are you serious?
Uh-huh.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh, I've got to watch it tonight.
I know.
You're going to fall asleep again.
I know, I am.
You're shooting a movie there?
I'm shooting The Witches with Anne Hathaway,
Bob Zemeckis, Stanley Tucci.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it's wonderful.
That's great.
And how long you there for?
I'm there-- I go back on Friday, and I'm there until June 22.
Oh, wow.
So you came back just to do press for this movie.
For Ma.
Oh, wow.
You're busy.
I'm busy, and I'm having fun.
London is dangerous.
Tell me why.
Well, the men like to dress.
And they have these accents that make everything
sound wonderful, even if in America you would go, hell, no.
I wouldn't want to do that.
But in London, you're like, yes. yes.
Wow.
You mean they like to dress-- they dress in suits
and they dress up more?
They dress up more.
They dress like-- women in New York really dress up.
I think the men are comparative to the women in New York.
And then you like the accent.
I do, I love the accent.
Mm-hmm.
Case in point-- I now have to make sure
that when we go to restaurants, if it's a male waiter,
I hum in my head so that I don't hear his voice.
And I tell Val and Shannon that they have to make the order.
Because I always order stuff that we don't eat.
Uh-huh.
[LAUGHTER]
Just because of the accent?
It's like, would you like our herb butter?
We have a selection.
I'm like, give us three.
You know?
[LAUGHTER]
You were there for the birth of the royal baby.
Yes.
And did you get to-- what did you learn there that we didn't?
I was on the front lines, but I didn't go into the trenches.
But you know, the thing is--
I have this vested interest in Harry and Will,
because when we were kids, my mom woke us up at midnight
to watch the royal wedding.
Yeah.
And so, especially since they lost their mom so young--
Yeah.
I just, you know.
I want to see them happy.
Don't we want to see them happy?
Yeah.
I feel the same way.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah.
All right, all right.
Let's talk about Ma.
So this is-- explain it.
OK.
Well, Ma is-- she's interesting.
She's kind of young, middle aged woman
who likes to hang out with teenagers.
And when they reject her, things go awry.
That's about as good as I can put it.
That's about all you can really say.
Really say, right?
Yeah.
You aren't-- you seem real friendly and helpful,
and offer them a place to hang out.
It's a party.
Like, who doesn't want a great place to party, right?
Right.
Well, you're giving that away?
We shouldn't give that scene away.
Well-- ooh.
That's the end.
Well--
Well, it kind of is.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, things-- you're not--
we shouldn't show that.
We shouldn't show that.
So, Beyonce's homecoming was a huge success.
And when I was watching it, I saw
you were backstage during her performance.
I was at Coachella.
And I have a--
I'm really close to her mom and step-dad.
And we were guests of theirs for Coachella.
After the concert, it was like this big, outdoor barbecue.
Except that everybody was famous.
You look around it's Pharrell, it's Tyler Perry.
I'm like, I know all these people.
Yeah.
Jaime Fox-- it was wonderful.
Yeah.
And Beyonce-- that performance was incredible.
Well, you know, I was down there next
to Jay-Z's family and Beyonce's family, just
kicking up the dust.
So you know, it's on my bucket list
to just go hang out with her for a couple of days
and learn some dance moves.
Uh-huh.
And just do it for the rest of my life.
I see.