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- [Woman] We're not open yet.
- Um, I'm actually here for an interview, a job interview.
- It's a good thing you specified otherwise I
would've thought you were from Vogue.
- Nope - No, clearly not.
- I'm supposed to interview with someone named Alice Brown.
- I'm Alice Brown. - Great! So uh...
- We actually went to school together.
- Did we? - For like 13 years.
- Oh! So, I'm off to a rousing start,
is what you're trying to say.
- It certainly is memorable.
- Unlike you.
Apparently.
Uh, that was too soon.
- Hang tight, I'm gonna go grab a pen real quick.
- Ok, I'll be, I'll be here.
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- Do you have your resume?
- Yeah, there you go.
- I thought you went away to college.
- Uh, I did.
- So, it's a little early to be looking for a summer job.
- I'm not looking for a summer job.
- Then...
- I'm here for the rest of the semester, at least.
- So you'll be going back to school in the new year then.
- I don't know.
- How do you not know?
- Is this relevant to the job interview.
- Yes.
- I'm sorry, did you think that because you were
super popular in high school and I wasn't that
I would hijack your job interview to get the
inside scoop on the great Hal Wilkes, really?
- Hm, when you say it out loud, it sounds a little, um...
- Narcissistic? - Psychotic, actually.
- I wasn't going to go that far.
At least not to your face.
- All right, I'm...I'm sorry.
- I know.
- Some things just, uh, don't work out like they should.
- Yeah.
- Look, I really need this job, all right?
And I don't know for how long exactly.
- Okay, okay.
The job is yours.
- Really?
- Can you start tomorrow, like 2:30 to 5:30?
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely, um, thank you.
- No problem.
- It was nice to meet you, uh...
I mean, again.
- Nice meeting you too, again.
- Yeah.
- And that, Alice, was the worst decision you've ever made.