(Meta Runner Soundtrack intensifies) This world never knew my game...
Ohohohoho
Luke: Hello guys, how you doing?
Kevin: Didn't see you there. We were just jamming to the Meta Runner OST that is now out!
We have a whole relaxed lo-fi hip-hop video out
That's a good way to call it. You can just go check it out, it's on our channel right now
Luke: And the OST is out on Spotify and iTunes and all the other major publishers as well
Kevin: You can go check that in the description as well, Luke. And now what's in store today?
Luke: (O___O)
I don't know but we're gonna find out, here we go, Kevin
(Rhythm increases level to 9000)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Glitch Productions presents...
Super Mario Glitchy 4 ! )
(Wait, this isn't how SMG4 usually opens, not with darkness)
RING RING RING
Mario: *snores* Ah, ravioli...
*BAP*
(U WOT)
Bob: BrO HoW CoUlD YoU?
Bowser: *growling noises*
|Bob| |Quirk: TP|
Bowser: AA HA HOW |Bob| |Quirk: TP|
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|Mario Mario| |Quirk: THICC Hand|
Bob: Ow mY OvArIeS
(Saiko hums as she continues using her nice side, which makes her totally out of character)
*THUMP*
(OK WHO DID THAT!?) "Menacing"
|Saiko Bichitaru| |Quirk: Stand|
Kermit: You wanna go?! You wanna go?!
*Luigi, Mario and Fishy Boopkins scream*
Fishy Boopkins: AAH!
Fishy Boopkins: Aah, help I'm stuck!
Fishy Boopkins: Aah heeelp meeeee! Tari: *Humming*
Tari: Huh?
Fishy Boopkins: Aah get me out of here!
Tari: Gotcha!
(RIPs the water fountain)
Tari:AAH! OH NO! |Tari| |Quirk: Strength|
Bowser: Go banana! (FINALLY! The last time we've seen his SM64 sprite was over a year ago!)
Bowser: YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
(ded)
Saiko: AAAAAAAAH!
Saiko: あなたの癖は...あなたはあなたの子供を投げる...？
Bowser: DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC! |King Bowser Koopa| |Quirk: Child's Play|
(RAPID FIRE CHILDREN)
DED
DED DED
DED DED DED
Bowser: (moar growling)
Shroomy: Don't worry, I got your back, Bowser!! :D
(Intensified theme song for Banjo-Kazooie) |Shroomy the Mushroom| |Quirk: Banjo|
Bowser: Yeaaaaaah.....:D |Shroomy the Mushroom| |Quirk: Banjo|
Meggy: *Inkling gibberish*
(Error noises) |Meggy Spletzer| |Quirk: Error Transformation|
SMG4: OH HELL NAW!
SMG4: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON!
SMG4: RRRRR! HRRRRRRRRRR! HLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLR! HRLRLRLR!|SuperMarioGlitchy4| |Quirk: Phone|
*you have one new Twitter message*
Meggy: !!!!!
(This is what Meggy is like nowadays) (SAD AS HECK MUSIC D:)
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
!!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Falcon: YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS YEAS
I AM...
HYEAAAAAAAAAAAARR!
ok
Captain Falcon: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! YEAS!
*cheering* Captain Falcon: OOH!
SMG4: awwwwww...
Mario: *self-destructs*
Captain Falcon: COME AWN!
(moar YEAS while humping notes on the board) (WAIT WHAT!?)
Captain Falcon: Come on! *Smash Bros. sfx*
Saiko: 名声！
Luigi: Yahoo!
Bob: HoEs aNd BiTcHeS
*FALCON PUNCH*
Captain Falcon: SHOW ME YA MOVES
Captain Falcon: YES
Captain Falcon: HAH
Captain Falcon: YES
*le batman transition*
M E E T T H E O L D M A N I N T H E B R E A D
Mario: okie dokie
Mario: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe
Mario: O N E
Mario: T W O
Mario: A N D T H R E E (Tari: NO.)
*Tari stairs into Mario's soul*
Mario: RRGH! No!
Tari: You can do it! Let's do this!
Tari: Hmm hmm hmm...
Tari: AAH! (Watch out, this is a highway!)
Tari: Watch out!
crossy road be like: (dat true)
Meggy: *Inkling gibberish*
(Double BSOD sound)
Heavy: AAAAAAAAAA
*squeak*
Heavy: Huh. That was clo-
INFINITE CAR PILEUP
Mario: That's-a so nice!
*batman transition again*
Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wario: I CAN'T LOSE! MAMA MIA!
Beedle: Oh man! Ooh! Ooh!
Fishy Boopkins: Hey! Stop being a bully!
Wario: !!!
Wario: BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: *Laughing* Yahoo!!!
Wario: *Laughing*
Wario: *Laughing* |Wario the Plumber| |Quirk: AK-47|
Shroomy: hey that's not a quirk (Yes it is shroomy)
NYAAAAAA DON'T DO IT NO NO( Wario shoots the heck out of everyone)
SMG4: Boopkins, use that explosion ability!
Fishy Boopkins: But I can only use it once! |Fishy Boopkins| |Quirk: Self-explosion|
SMG4: WHAT? WHY?
Fishy Boopkins: Because i'll die.
SMG4: o h (XDDDDD!!!)
SMG4: ALRIGHT I'LL HAVE TO GO TO EXTREME MEASURES THEN!
Wario: Wario No.1, Wario-
(you have 1 message.)
Wario: eh?
Wario: *groans*
ouch
Wario: oh...
Shroomy: Oh! This is my chance!
(depressing banjo music)
Mr. Wario: Ah, you're just full of ####, aren't you? You're a disgrace!
Wario: *Depression intensifies*
Wario: Aw, why!? WHY??? (can we get an F for wario?)
ALRIGHT!
*that face scares me*
Peach: AAA! AAA! HELP ME!
Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|Princess Peach| |Quirk: Getting in Danger|
|Princess Peach| |Quirk: Getting in Danger| (Yeah, that makes sense)
Bob: BoB'S GoT ThIs. StAnD AsIdE LoSeRs.
*TP ready*
*FIRE!!!!!!!*
Bob:hElL yEaH. iT'S WoRkInG.
Bowser: *Growls for about ten seconds*
Saiko: やれやれだぜ.
Kermit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Whoever filled the screen with this before, I can understand why but don't block the show)(Like I'm doing...)
Kermit: With great power comes great big booty bitches.
Peach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hurry up
Saiko: 申し訳ありませんが、私はこれに対する支払いを受けていません。
RING RING RING
Captain Falcon: C'MON!
Captain Falcon: YES!
Captain Falcon: Falcon! Show me ya moves!
Meggy: BRING IT ON!!!
SMG4: alright, let's do this!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: GET AWAY FROM ME!
*dies*
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario: Mama-mia...
Mario: Oof!
Captain Falcon: *grunts* C'mon! Yes!
Captain Falcon: Show me ya moves! *grunts*
Captain Falcon: Woops!
Captain Falcon: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Captain Falcon: S H O W M E W H A T Y O U G O T
Team 1: Mario + Luigi
Captain Falcon: Hi doggie.
Random Bird: Moooooooooooo
Luigi: Eeeeeee Help!
Mario: *Grunts* *Italian gibberish* No!
Mario: Wahoohoo
Mario: HERE WE GO!
|Captain Falcon| |Quirk: OP|
Mario: Oh, no ****ing way
*180 head turn*
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Captain Falcon: KICK! Mario: *Screaming*
Luigi: Marioooooooo!
Captain Falcon: yeas
Captain Falcon: Yeas
Captain Falcon: YEASSSS!
(YOU KILLED-A MA BROTHER)
Luigi: That-a make me so mad (Il vento d'oro playing in the backround)
Luigi: Katamari!
Captain Falcon: *Shaking in his boots*
Luigi: Take-a that! Jerko!
Captain Falcon: *laughing*
Luigi: Ow wow wowowowowowowowow
(YOU
SONS
OF
A...…...
Captain Falcon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh
Captain Falcon: Ooh! *grunts*
Luigi: *laughing* |Luigi Mario| |Quirk: Yahtzee|
Luigi: Oh Yeah, oh yeah, Yahoo! |Luigi Mario| |Quirk: Yahtzee|
Captain Falcon: C'mon!
Captain Falcon: *grunts*
(sad version of Il vento d'oro)
Captain Falcon: Yeas, yeas, yeas
Team 2: Tari + Fishy Boopkins
Fishy Boopkins: Remember Tari, if you're too afraid, just think of something that makes you mad!
Tari: Okay!
Captain Falcon: Yeas. Yeas.
Bubsy: Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeas.
Bubsy: Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. (That'll work)
Tari: ROAAAAAARRRRRRR
Tari: BRAVE JUMP
Tari: *Japanese gibberish*
(He doomed.)
(Never mind.)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tari: NOoooo! *crying*
Tari: Help!
Fishy Boopkins: Tari, let me use my quirk!
Tari: Oh no! Wait! Stop!
Fishy Boopkins: But it's... it's it's the only way
Tari: *crying*
Tari: *grunts*
Fishy Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*We interrupt this SMG4 episode to give our cast a little bit of a breather from screaming too much, we will get back soon*
Fishy Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Captain Falcon: Wow
Tari: HUH!?
Fishy Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………….
Tari: Uhhh, hmm...
Captain Falcon: Woops. C'mon! Yes!
(Love the effort)
(You can tell who Team 3 is...)
Bob: KeEp gOiNg, He hAs tO FaLl eVeNtUaLlY
Bowser: *growling and the word 'golf'*
Captain Falcon: Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas.Yeas. Yeas.Yeas.
Team 4: Saiko + Shroomy Saiko: あなたはすでに負けています。
Kermit: Come at me and I'll ****ing destroy you
Shroomy: Don't forget Shroomy! Yeah, I am here! Yippee!
*poof*
Saiko: かっこいい ...私たちが個人的なスペースについて話したことを覚えていますか？...
Shroomy: Oh. Right.
*ding*
DEATH STARE
Saiko: カーミット。
Kermit: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAROAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAROAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Shroomy: Wait Saiko! You need a bad@$$ theme to go with your fighting.
(Banjo version of Your Reality)
Saiko: かっこいい！待つ！！！やめる！
*Depression intensifies*
Kermit: ♪Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with you...♪
(The Flex Tape Guy? Who saws boats in half?)
Kermit: ♪In my hand is a pen that will write a poem for me and you...♪
Captain Falcon: *sniffles*
Saiko: *facepalm*
Captain Falcon: *Laughing*
Team 5: SMG4 + Meggy SMG4: GET OVER HERE! Meggy: *Inkling gibberish*
SMG4: Get back here! Don't make me post a tweet about you!
Captain Falcon: PAWNCH! Yes! Yes!
SMG4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SMG4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Meggy: *sighing*
SMG4: Don't worry, I got this.
*KRR KRR*
(That's actually smart though)
Uber Driver: Hellooooooooo!
Captain Falcon: *laughing*
Meggy: *Inkling gibberish*
SMG4: What's that going to do?
Captain Falcon: Yeas!
Captain Falcon: C'mon! Yeas! Show me ya moves!
2SPOOPYFORME
NOPE
Captain Falcon: Woops! Grassy-@$$
Meggy: *grunting*
Meggy: *Inkling gibberish*
Captain Falcon: Kick the baby!
FALCON KICK
Meggy: *screaming*
Tari: *sighing*
Mario: Well, we're boned
Bob: GuYs, I ThInK We tOtAlLy pAsSeD
Captain Falcon: Oh no.
*cheering* Captain Falcon: Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeas. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssss.
Mario: Wah! Mama-mia *Italian gibberish*
Captain Falcon: C'mon! Hah! Yeas! *grunts*
Captain Falcon: Yeeassssssss!
Captain Falcon: noice MOVES!
ThAt's tHe dUmBeSt CrAp I'vE eVeR HeArD.
Captain Falcon: YEAS!
Captain Falcon: *grunts* C'mon!
WhY ThE hElL iS ThE CaMeRa oN Us?
Captain Falcon: Yeas. Yeas. Yeas.
Ganondorf: *laughing*
Ganondorf: *grunting & chuckling*
Homer?: Homer*purring on the "r" of his name*
Ganondorf: *laughing*
Captain falcon: Ooh-
*Roundabout kazoo cover*
SMG4: Yeaaaaah *Roundabout kazoo cover*
Axol: Well what do you think? Pretty neat, huh? *Roundabout kazoo cover*
Axol: Well what do you think? Pretty neat, huh?
BLEAUGH-