-It is time for "Tonight Show Hashtags"!
-♪ Hashtags ♪
♪ Hashtags ♪
-Oh, we do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag
and ask you guys to respond to that topic.
Since it looks like the president will be
moving out of The White House soon,
I sent out a hashtag called #TimeToMove
and I asked you guys to tweet something
funny, weird, or embarrassing about a place you used to live,
something that happened that let you know it was time to move.
Within minutes, it was a trending topic,
so thank you for playing along.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
#TimeToMove responses from you guys.
This first one is from @SandieMoore.
She says...
Yeah, time to move. Everyone needs a hobby.
This one is from @MettaJoelKatz. He says...
You got to get one of those Dirt Devils.
Or one of those Dyson jawns. -I don't know.
The Dyson says it never loses suction.
-It doesn't. -But I think it does.
[ Imitates vacuum running ]
Which one was I doing? Dirt Devil or Dyson?
-I don't know, 'cause your impression sucks.
[ Laughter ]
-What? That makes no sense.
Oh, I got you. -Yeah, man.
-Oh! Oh. -Yeah.
I just got it. Yeah, wow, wow, wow.
Any joke where you have to do that afterwards...
[ Laughter ]
And hold it? That was awesome.
This next one is from @Real Danye West.
Real Danye West. You get it?
-Not the imposter. -No. This is Real Danye West.
Oh, yeah. So, he says...
No. This one's from @knockknock penny.
She says...
♪ What's love ♪
[ Humming ]
Dude, did you say -- Who wrote "Private Dancer"?
You said somebody cool.
-Dude from Dire Straits. -Mark Knopfler.
-Yeah.
-My mom was into that whole album,
and then that was the song that kind of stuck out with her.
And she would do, like, a good --
She would sing it, but not quite knowing what it's about.
So we were kids going like, "That's pretty good.
And, like, this is --
You shouldn't sing 'Private Dancer' to us.
You're saying you're..."
Eh, whatever.
Any old music will do.
This one's from @lex 1110.
He says...
"Bob, Emily, quick house meeting?
What do you guys think?"
This last one is from @caitlincarrickm.
She says...
There you go, everybody.
Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.