-Here we go, man. -Opening the box.
-Yep.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
It's a Slinky with...
some kind of phallic symbol on it.
[ Laughter ]
It's like -- It's actually a nose
on a Slinky. -It's a nose on a Slinky.
So I guess they're trying to say it's a Pinocchio Slinky.
It's a lying Slinky. I've got a lying Slinky.
[ Laughter ]
Matt and I are about to face off in the game of "Box of Lies."
[ Scattered "Oohs," cheers ]
Here's how it works. [ Chuckles ]
I'm gonna lose, really, is how it works.
Upstage are a bunch of boxes containing objects
neither of us have ever seen before.
Taking turns, Matt and I are going to select a box
and open it on our side of the table,
out of view of the other person.
You remove the object from the box,
show it to the audience,
then look at your opponent and tell them what's in your box.
You may be lying. He may be telling the truth.
Your opponent has to guess either lie or truth.
If you guess correctly, you get a point,
and you guess wrong, the other person gets the point.
First to 2 points wins. Matt, you're our guest.
Why don't you pick the first box?
[ Cheering ]
-Thank you, Jimmy.
[ Cheering continues ]
[ Audience shouting ]
4? Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ] By the way...
Oh, God! Oh.
-Oh, please. -It's just so heavy.
I've always wanted to go on "The Price is Right,"
by the way, and I just love that they get the call out
which one I pick.
We make dreams come true here, man.
Yeah. -Okay.
-Yeah. Here we go, man.
-Opening the box. -Yep.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
It's a Slinky with...
some kind of phallic symbol on it.
[ Laughter ]
It's like -- It's actually a nose
on a Slinky. -It's a nose on a Slinky.
So I guess they're trying to say it's a Pinocchio Slinky.
It's a lying Slinky. I've got a lying Slinky.
[ Laughter ]
-You're saying there's a nose on a Slinky, and...
-I'm saying I wasn't sure it was a nose at first,
but, no, it's a nose on a Slinky.
-If you're making this up, I have no idea.
Gosh, I'm gonna say you lie!
-It's a bonsai tree full of gnomes.
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
-Yes! [ Cheers and applause ]
All right. Number!
Which one?! [ Audience shouting ]
[ Shouting intensifies ]
Oh, this is so light.
I don't even know if there's anything in it.
Might be feathers. [ Laughter ]
-Oh. Interesting.
It's a bowling ball. [ Laughter ]
-Uh-huh. Oh.
[ Laughter ]
It's an everyday thing.
[ Laughter ]
People have it in their house, at their office,
you could put it on your desk. It's a paperweight of sorts.
If you want to do that, you could use is it as that.
It is a, uh...
It is a hot tub with Luke Skywalker.
Looks like Luke Skywalker with Hillary Clinton
and Donald Trump.
Could be Justin Bieber. Could be Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton in a hot tub.
[ Laughter ]
-So it's a -- it's a miniature hot tub...
-Oh, yeah, it's a porcelain -- It's a decent purchase.
It's something you get in, like, "TV Guide."
You could order it in "TV Guide."
It's like from the Franklin Mint.
-Yeah. And in this hot tub sit three figurines,
one of Donald Trump, one of Hillary Clinton,
and one either of Justin Bieber or Luke Skywalker.
We're not. [ Laughter ]
-The one in the middle could easily be,
yeah, Mark Hamill -- the actor, Mark Hamill --
maybe not in character as Luke. Young Mark Hamill or...
It's a shirtless Mark Hamill. [ Laughter ]
Hairless. Shirtless and hairless.
-Shirtless and hairless.
-Which was my first movie, by the way.
I don't know if you've ever seen it.
[ Laughter ]
I think I was an extra in that one.
-Yeah.
All right, you're telling the truth.
[ Laughter ]
Didn't know what to do with that.
Well, that was a good lie, right?
-That was excellent. -It was a great lie I made!
-I figured your producers might put Donald Trump,
Hillary Clinton, and Justin Bieber
in a bathtub together. -Yes! Exactly!
That's what I thought, too! That's the game!
I won! Oh, my gosh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Well-played, sir. Well-played.
-The master! I beat the master actor.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Our thanks to the one and only Matt Damon!
I'm here with Adele, and we're about to face off in a game...
[ Laughter ]
About to face off in a game called "Box of Lies."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now here's how it works. Upstage are a bunch of boxes
containing objects neither of us have ever seen before.
Adele and I are going to take turns selecting a box
and opening it on our side of the table
out of view of the other person.
Once you remove the object from the box,
you show it to the audience. Then you look at your opponent
and tell them what's in your box.
You might be lying. You might be telling the truth.
Your opponent has to guess either lie or truth.
If you guess correctly, you get a point.
If you guess wrong, the other person gets the point.
First to 2 points win. Adele is our honored guest.
Why don't you pick the first box?
-Mm-hmm.
Yes, I will.
-Oh, 1...
[ Cheers and applause ]
2. [ Audience shouting ]
All right. -Okay.
-Okay. You just gave me the first hint.
It looks it looks very light.
-I've been waiting my whole life to do this.
-This is it? This is the big deal?
-It was either this or the "Lip Sync Battle."
-Oh, yeah! Well, there's always next time.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. You look confused.
You look very confused. -Oh.
-All right.
Okay.
-Okay. [ Clears throat ]
-Mm-hmm. -I have...
beside me... -Mm-hmm.
-...on my table... -Uh-huh.
...T. Rex... -Okay.
-...dressed up... -It's a dinosaur.
Mm-hmm. -...dressed up...
-Dressed up. Okay. It's a dressed-up dinosaur.
-...as a fairy. -It's a fairy?
-Mm-hmm.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's a T. Rex dressed up as a fairy.
Now, you did this. The T. Rex's arms are like this.
-Fairies have wings. [ Laughter ]
You have a daughter. You should know this.
-I know this, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have two babies, and, yeah.
Never seen a dinosaur dressed as a fairy.
Of course, we could do anything on our show.
Anything's possible. But I'm going to say, Adele,
you lie.
-I lie. -Yeah!
Oh, close! [ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, that's tricky. Ooh, I get where --
I get where you were going with that.
That was tricky, yeah. -I tried to trick you.
-It was a T. Rex, and you tried to trick me,
but I could tell you were lying
because I just trust everything except for that.
All right, guys, which ones? [ Audience shouting ]
5. I got 5. All right, don't...
-Pfffttt! [ Laughter ]
Oh, my God, it's so -- Ooh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Ooh! Oh, it's so heavy.
[ Laughter ] -It's a feather.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
Ooh, chihuahua! Of course.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter continues ]
How does this...?
[ Laughter ]
-This better not be a joke on me.
-No, no, no. -Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Okay. All right, all right.
In my box... -Yeah.
-...I have...
[ Laughter ]
It's a G.I. Joe doll but made into a Santa Claus
and thrown at him is maybe a candy-cane
Chinese star that is going to maybe hurt Santa,
but we shall see.
It's not a famous toy, but this is something
maybe they'll sell this holiday season.
I don't know. -So, it's a G.I. Joe.
-G.I. Joe doll, yeah, dressed as...
-Santa. With a what?
-It's a... I think it's a Chinese
throwing star being thrown at him,
but it's made out of -- -What's a Chinese throwing star?
-It's made out of candy cane. -Okay.
-It's a star. It's a -- You know?
Never seen a Bruce Lee movie? -No, I don't know if these exist
where I come from. [ Laughter ]
And what? It could be scary?
-I don't see it being a big-selling toy this Christmas.
But you never know. Kids like violence these days.
Who knows? Maybe I'm lying.
-I'm gonna say that you're lying.
You lie.
I do lie. I'm sorry. I was thrown...
This is a nose. No, no, no, no, no!
[ Laughter ] No, it's a nose.
This is -- I'm so sorry.
This is like -- I'm sorry.
I didn't want to be grabby on the things, but...
[ Laughter ]
It's -- I can't even do this.
[ Laughter ] But they're all noses --
Noses strapped to a... -Okay.
I don't want that. I'm sorry. I apologize.
All right. So, we're tied.
-We're even. -We're even, yeah.
Whoever wins this one is the winner and the champion,
and, oh, my gosh, and the bragging rights
and all that stuff. -Okay.
-Yeah. -What number?
[ Audience shouting ]
-It doesn't matter!
I'm gonna win anyway. -Whoo!
-Ooh, very light. -This is very light.
-Yeah, very light. You're throwing it around
like nothing -- Ooh! But then you put it down,
and it's a little loud, so maybe it's heavy.
It's a plate. It's ceramic. Yeah!
Ooh-hoo-hoo! All these hints.
I'm getting all these hints.
You're giving me all these hints.
♪ Da da-da da-da, deedle dee, dee dee ♪
♪ Da da-da da-da, da da, doo-ooh ♪
-I have in my box a giraffe...
-Giraffe. -...wearing three doughnuts.
[ Laughter ]
Around its neck. -All right.
A giraffe. -Mm-hmm.
-"Free" doughnuts. -"Free" doughnuts.
'at's right.
-A giraffe. He's got --
-One is dusty, one's got... [ Speaking indistinctly ]
Yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ]
A giraffe with doughnuts on his neck.
-Giraffe that got doughnuts on his head.
One, two, "free" of 'em. -Mm-hmm.
-You're telling the truth. [ Laughter ]
-Bitch. [ Laughter ]
[ Dinging ]
♪♪
What is this, Tony? Unbelievable.