Hey, front row seats.
I wonder why no one else is sitting here.
Guess that's why.
[cheering]
Welcome to Earth Rumble VI! I am your host, Xin Fu!
[sighing]
This is just gonna be a bunch of guys
chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?
That's what I paid for.
The rules are simple.
Just knock the other guy out of the ring and you win.
Round one: The Boulder versus The Big Bad Hippo!
[grunting]
Listen up, Hippo.
You may be big, but you ain't bad!
The Boulder's gonna win this in a landslide!
Hippo... mad!
[grunting]
Unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen!
The Hippo is rocking the boat!
[grunting]
The Boulder wins!
How about The Boulder? He's got some good moves.
I don't know.
Bumi said I need a teacher who listens to the earth.
He's just listening to his big muscles.
What do you think, Sokka?
[cheering]
Next match, The Boulder versus Fire Nation Man!
[booing]
Please, to rise for Fire Nation national anthem.
♪ Fire Lord My flame burns for thee ♪
[booing]
Go back to the Fire Nation!
No, no, please!
[screaming]
Yeah! Wooo! The Boulder knows how to put the hurt in the dirt!
Yeah! Woohoo!
[dinging]
[cheering]
Now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
The Boulder versus your champion, the Blind Bandit!
[cheering]
She can't really be blind.
It's just part of her character, right?
I think she is.
I think she is... going down!
The Boulder feels conflicted
about fighting a young blind girl.
Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings,
and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-alanche!
Whenever you're ready, The Pebble!
[laughing]
It's on!
Wha?
Ooh!
Your winner, and still the champion,
the Blind Bandit!
[groaning]
How did she do that?
She waited... and listened.
To make things a little more interesting,
I'm offering up this sack of gold pieces to anyone
who can defeat the Blind Bandit!
What? No one dares to face her?
I will!
Go Aang! Avenge The Boulder!
Do people really want to see
two little girls fighting out here?
Oooh.
I don't really want to fight you.
I want to talk to you.
Boo! No talking!
Don't boo at him.
Somebody's a little light on his feet!
What's your fighting name: the Fancy Dancer?
Where'd you go?
Please wait.
There you are.
[screaming]
[cheering]
Please, listen! I need an earthbending teacher,
and I think it's supposed to be you!
Whoever you are, just leave me alone.
Wait!
[cheering]
Way to go, champ!