Previously on Mario Warfare...
Sometimes a princess has to do what is right for her kingdom.
Teach me how to wage a war.
You'll need an army.
But Bowser destroyed our military.
There is a place where the greatest brawlers gather to test their skills.
Mario, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah. Few more fights, and we'll have enough coin to go home.
You will defeat their champion.
Mario! Mario! Mario!
Where have I see that girl before?
Alright monkey, let's see what you got.
Not me. Her.
Look lady, it's like I told Zelda: I ain't fighting no girls.
You know my name is Link, jerk!
Now if your friend wants to fight, I'm sure we'd all appreciate some sandwiches when we're done.
Did you just hit me with a stool-
Not bad.
Knock it off! I'm not gonna fight you!
OK, new rule: Mario now fights girls.
Oh god, see? This is why we don't fight girls-
Mario, who is that girl? I know I've seen her somewhere before!
Whatever, Luigi.
That's it! I remember!
Holy shi-. Mario, it's the Princess!
Princess!?
(crowd whispering)
Come on, get up! Get up!
No, you win...your majesty.
No, please. Please don't.
I'm not here as your princess.
I'm a refugee like you.
My name is Peach.
Daughter to a murdered King.
Heir to a fallen throne.
Bowser will not stop.
He's taken Hyrule...
Eagleland...
He's captured all of Pallet Town...
Dreamland has fallen to his Armada...
You survived Bowser's attack because of your ability to fight.
But you weren't strong enough to fight off his army...
...not alone.
But united we stand a chance.
You'll have my master sword.
And my bat.
And my gloves.
And my barrel.
And my balls!
You got my wrench.
You got my plunger.
Bowser may have started this war...
but together, we'll damn sure finish it!
Now we're playing with power!
Yo princess, I seem to be having a bit of an issue here.
Don't worry about it.
I've got a different plan for you.
I am so ready to kick some ass!
Upsie daisy, Mario!
You're not coming with me this time, Luigi.
What are you talking about?
If anything were to happen to you, I couldn't live with myself.
It doesn't matter what happens to me, or to you!
This is about something more important!
This is about everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom!
I know! And I can't do what I have to do-
I can't protect these people...I can't defeat Bowser-
with you on my back.
What? I slow you down? Is that it?
Little brother Luigi slows down super Mario!
Weegee!
You need me Mario!
I know I do! That's why I need you to stay here
where it's safe.
Mario?
Sorry, Luigi.
Lord Bowser, it was just as you predicted:
The final ingredient was discovered in the Mushroom Kingdom.
The Red Mushroom Serum is complete.
You've done well, Kamek.
With this serum, you will have unimaginable power.
Nothing will be able to stop you.
Muhuhwahahaha!
On the next episode....
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