(audience cheering)
We are back. (audience cheering)
Thank You, Max.
(hand thuds)
We are back and thanks for sticking around, Will.
No problem, my pleasure.
All right, my next guest tonight is incredible,
he is in-
Whoa, whoa, whoa the TV show
What are you talking about?
What's going on? (audience laughing)
Got another guest?
Yeah,
(audience laughing)
I'm introducing the next guest, yeah.
I kinda thought it was just gonna be you me here tonight,
you know?
Just kind of,
No, no. I'm glad you stayed.
It's nice of you to stay for the rest of the show,
but I need to introduce another guest right now.
Our next guest tonight-
Aw, come on now you're joking, right?
Come on. (audience laughing)
I mean, we're killing out here,
you're not going to bring somebody else on.
What are you talk-, this is how these shows work.
You were- What?
fine, you were funny, now we have a second guest
and then a third guest.
It's how every show does it.
Oh, I don't know, maybe that's true.
I've never watched the sh-, even when I'm on,
I never watch it, but,
(audience laughing)
But I always just feel like you book a second guest
in case the first guest doesn't go well, or, you know,
I break my leg or something, but this is,
we're killing here, you know, I'm spinning gold,
the people are loving it, we're having a great time,
we don't need anybody.
(audience cheering)
Come on, you hear them?
Wait a minute, come on.
No.
What are you talking about?
We some magic going here tonight.
We got some chemistry.
No, that's crazy.
(audience cheering)
You want to throw a bunch of other people
into the mix here tonight, we're killing it.
It's not about that.
We have a plan.
We invited other people.
It's not personal to you- Yeah, but I mean
We just have two other guests.
Dude, what are you talking about?
They've been backstage,
they're watching what's going on out here, you know?
You're not gonna throw somebody else out here
if you got like, Picasso, and Beethoven,
and the dude who invented Ben and Jerry's
out here talking and doing awesome stuff.
You're not gonna throw some other bro
into the mix, you know?
What the hell are you talking about?
(audience laughing)
Why would Picasso be out with Ben and Jerry?
I'm just saying people who are at the top of their game,
you know what I mean, but, fine.
No, no, look, Will, you are willing, this is awkward,
you're willing to stay, but your interview's over.
You know what, it is awkward
and I don't feel safe here anymore and I'm taking off.
Oh, for God's sake. No. No.
That's not- (audience yelling)
Naw, Will, no, Will, come on. He did it!
Will, oh, come on! Don't put this on me.
(stuttering)
(audience jeering)
Oh, thanks a lot.
(audience laughing)
Max, hey, can you believe that?
(faintly laughing) That was weird.
[Conan] Yeah, that's-
(audience laughing)
Will Arnett's been around for awhile, you know,
he's been in the business.
You think you know how these things work?
That's weird.
And then the crowd's mad at me.
(stuttering) That's weird.
That's just crazy.
I'm sorry.
All right, well, I don't know what to do, I'll just move on.
My next guest plays the title character's father
in the critically acclaimed Fox series,
"Everybody Hates Chris", and right now you can see him
in the new movie, "Balls of Fury".
Please give a big welcome to Terry Crews.
Let's get him out here.
(audience cheering)
(band music playing)
(audience loudly cheering)
Oh. Woo!
(audience cheering)
Everybody does hate Chris.
(laughing)
(audience laughing)
Man, is this mine or is this Will's?
Is this mine?
(audience laughing)
What the hell are you doing, Will?
Pfft, Will? Pfft, it's Terry Crews here.
(audience laughing)
What is with that Will Arnett guy who was here though?
That guy is awesome. (laughing)
(audience laughing)
I love that guy!
I heard the Smithsonian called him.
Oh, I don't even know- (audience laughing)
I don't even know what that means.
Yeah.
I still don't know what that joke means.
Mmm, yeah. (audience laughing)
So, you think you're Terry?
Is that it, you're Terry Crews?
That's my name, yeah.
[Conan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(clears throat) Here to promote some stuff.
Got a bunch of stuff I'm here to promote.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, promote "Balls of Fury".
"Balls of Fury", what a blast we had on that, and-
[Conan] Everybody Hates-
Christopher.
(audience laughing)
Chris, "Everybody Hates Chris".
Chris, yeah, I mean, that's the formal, the full,
when we sold the show, it was "Christopher".
And you know, that's why I'm here,
I'm really proud of those projects.
Okay, if you're Terry,
what network is "Everybody Hates Chris" on?
(laughing) It's on TV.
(audience laughing)
Like, what does it matter?
What's one, I'm not gonna put labels on stuff, you know.
I'm just here to promote my stuff.
(audience laughing)
What network isn't it on?
(laughing) You know?
(audience laughing)
Right, just higher plane.
(clears throat)
(audience laughing)
All right, well then, I guess you probably have a clip
from "Everybody Hates Chris"
that you want to show,
if you're Terry- I do.
You do? Yeah.
I brought-
A clip from "Everybody Hates Chris"?
I brought a clip from my show-
And you were in the clip?
Yes, I'm on the show, (stuttering)
let's roll the clip and take a look.
I'm really proud.
Yeah, well don't go to his job
and knock this (beep) outta his mouth.
(beep) Damn!
(phone slams)
(angrily breathing)
Oh God, I hate you, Chris.
(audience laughing) I hate you Chris.
(paper rattling)
(angrily breathing)
I'm Terry Crews, damn it!
And I hate Chris!
(audience cheering)
That was a great clip.
That was from season one.
Yeah, you're a-
That's on DVD, it's coming out soon.
You're an incredible ass.
We'll take a little break.
When we come back, Terry Crews will be here.
(audience cheering)